Used this as my yearbook quote... let's see how it goes over with the administration.

proteal · 5 months

I'll take "Things That Never Happened" for $100, Alex.

Blu3j4y · 5 months

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Scipion · 5 months

I'd go with,

"They don't think it be like it is, but it do."

pancakehiatt · 5 months

Use this quote for the yearbook and do not say who it's by: “Words build bridges into unexplored regions.”

Lukerules · 5 months

Man, it's like you're reading the mind of shitty tshirts and bumper stickers everywhere. You could also say 'I can go from zero to bitch in 3 seconds'. Haha, classic.

perri21 · 5 months

Why?

tlease181 · 5 months

“When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself.”

FreshRight · 5 months

Why didn't you upload the form for the yearbook? Oh because it's fake? yeah.

Fenfir98 · 5 months

"Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?"

BONERTOWN_USA · 5 months

My yearbook quote was: "I'd like to thank everyone for all the good times, and to everyone else: I hope all the bad things in the world happen to you, and only you."

It was posted.

Turkalator · 5 months

This about sums it up

thebestunicorn · 5 months

My quote in my graduating quote was "so I went to school and self smartened myself, do all that book learning and stuff, no big deal or anything"

Todomanna · 5 months

Motherfuckers love a reason.

DFWTooThrowed · 5 months

My school's yearbook staff didn't find as funny as I did, when I tried making this my quote: "See, my damie, Pootie Tang don't wa-da-tah to the shama cow... 'cause thats a cama cama leepa-chaiii, dig?" - Pootie Tang

girlnextdoor480 · 5 months

I had three rejected from the yearbook committee, including "Toto, I have a feeling we aren't in Kansas anymore." Before settling with "Understand it is your mission to make history while you are still here" Also-yearbook committee would assign random quotes from disney movies to anyone who didn't submit a quote.

tmonz · 5 months

Mine was "your mother, trebek."

threehearts · 5 months

my "everyone dies but not everyone lives" was edited to "everyone dies but no one lives." Thanks yearbook editors for making me sound like a super villian with terrible grammar.

my-little-pwny · 5 months

At my school senior quotes are submitted in a little box anonymously and then they let students go over them, so usually you'll find a quote like "nigger dicks" or my personal favorite, "dude, I was so high every day that I think the teachers got a contact high from grading my papers."

revengetothetune · 5 months

Oh, look at me. I used the word "motherfucker" in something for school. I'm so fucking edgy and hip.

Why do so many teenagers (I'm one, too) seek out these pointless conflicts with authority figures?

Izeake · 5 months

Your quite should have been "friendship is like peeing on yourself, every one can see it but only you get that warm feeling"

Planet-man · 5 months

Oh MAN! The millionth dumbass teenager who thinks he's rebelling against "the administration", or absolutely anybody, by using.... wait for it.... THE F-WORD in his yearbook quote? HAHAHA! HOW are they gonna handle that?!

I've got a better idea: Let's see how it goes over with your 40-year-old self someday. Assuming you beat the odds and manage to live that long and acquire a house where you can keep things like yearbooks, all while holding onto that wildfire attitude that drives to to take crazy lengths like this one!

Wine79 · 5 months

You will probably regret that decision...

andrewsmith1986 · 5 months

This is my attitude on reddit.

MjrJWPowell · 5 months

Works better with IW

guiltypleasures · 5 months

I used: Na-naaa na na na na na na na na Katamari Damacy....

nathan_w · 5 months

My senior year quote was "to conquer the world one headshot at a time" which was edited to "to conquer the world"... Lame.

dirtymoneygoodtimes · 5 months

It'll probably get cut in edits, sadly. I was an editor in high school, you'd get one chance to change it, then that quote would've gotten a quick change to 'Carpe Diem!' and I wouldn't've given it another thought. I did manage to sneak a couple good ones though. Hope it works out!

CalamityOne · 5 months

I had a Jack Handey quote (from SNL) that said, "I never had an imaginary friend I didn't end up having to kill." Well, that one didn't make it...

mbgluck · 5 months

Ooh, badass...

riptaway · 5 months

Watch out, we got a badass over here

Legion6226 · 5 months

Insanity wolf did it first

fistbeard · 5 months

My high school yearbook quote was "No regrets, man. That's my motto. That and 'everybody wang chung tonight.'" from Zach Galifianakis' character in Out Cold.

Looking back on it now... I'm still pleased with my decision.

s3c10n8 · 5 months

My yearbook quote:

"Aim for the moon, and even if you miss you'll end up among the hobos on eighth street where they'll tell you how you can get a kilo of crack from dirty larry for a hug and a handjob."

Chm_Albert_Wesker · 5 months

mine was "Treat others how you would like to be treated" --Hernan Cortez(with the name reference and everything). went right through to the final copy, showing that my high school yearbook staff was full of morons

TheScar · 5 months

1000th upvote, your welcome

Swimguy · 5 months

Last year I saw "Awwe yeah. Show me the package"

twistedfork · 5 months

Our administration did not look at the yearbook shit once, you might get it through.

CabSauce · 5 months

After my yearbook quote the school didn't allow them for several years. True story.

TouchMyPebbles · 5 months

Same thing for trust.

Bepador · 5 months

Props!

huggablealien · 5 months

40 years from now, when you're running for President, this quote will definitely go down well with the Republicans, and the War on [insert concept here]. sarcasm.

funny

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