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[–]HuskerLax18 228 points229 points ago

Every fucking time with this one, I laugh. Even though I know what it is, and I tell myself it won't be funny again. Every. Fucking. Time.

[–]trunksbomb 67 points68 points ago

Just reading the title made me chuckle because I knew it was coming. This one and this make me laugh every time.

[–]pookynyc 20 points21 points ago

I've never seen that dog post before, I laughed for a solid 2 minutes straight. Thank you.

[–]anti_song_sloth 12 points13 points ago

Started laughing aloud until I remembered I was in a public place

[–]Sufficient_Retort 6 points7 points ago

I have never cried laughing until now.

[–]uk2knerf 4 points5 points ago

What the hell have you linked us to...

[–]deathbyfrenchfries 0 points1 point ago

I don't know why that's the funniest thing ever created, it just is.

[–]gregthewhat 7 points8 points ago

This 10 thousand fucking times.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

You picture the little front arms flapping around to get attention for his "back leg wing" stories. that is why I laugh.

[–]9sp7ky3 203 points204 points ago

I don't care it's a repost. It gets me everytime!

[–]fox1992 19 points20 points ago

Of course and you shouldn't care, because complaining about reposts on r/funny is like complaining about shit in a toilet.

[–]YourBestFriendStu 0 points1 point ago

Fox doesn't flush!

[–]9sp7ky3 0 points1 point ago

Stu tattled on Fox!

[–]mqduck 8 points9 points ago

What the heck is it?

[–]astro_nerd 29 points30 points ago

A clumsy mummy walking up stairs

[–]Cunhabear 25 points26 points ago

I know this will be hard to hear, but I think you just commented on the wrong post.

[–]astro_nerd 27 points28 points ago

I'll touch the tortoise if I want. Fuck the police.

[–]ramblyman 4 points5 points ago

[–]datasskipz 1 point2 points ago

The fact that I know what post you're referring to means I've had enough Reddit for today.

[–]iamagainstit 5 points6 points ago

reminds me of the x-29

[–]dja0794 2 points3 points ago

that just makes me think of Tyrian

[–]SanJoseSharks 4 points5 points ago

Yea i mean how does it NOT look like Tyrian

[–]twadebald 24 points25 points ago

Why is this so damn hilarious?!

[–]SimilarImage 81 points82 points ago

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7 months dunno92 Guys... guys.. listen... here 110 408
3 months wiggo987654321 I don't know why, but this still cracks me up every time i read it here 81 696
3 months BotnetSpam Guys. Guys listen. /r/trees 69 1392

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[–]JoshuaQuail 37 points38 points ago

so what this is telling me is that i should repost this to /r/trees and get twice the karma of OPs submission

[–]rockerode 7 points8 points ago

I even upvoted that first one from 7 months ago...

[–]jaxspider 1 point2 points ago

Stand down SimilarImage Bot. This one is allowed. On whose authority? Mine.

[–]CS_83 1 point2 points ago

I think there's a few 0's missing after the 7 matches.

[–]simianstyle 24 points25 points ago

[–]brodie21 -1 points0 points ago

my dog does the same kind of look when i get home. i love that look with the little paw wave and the happy sounds he makes. this hurt me almost as much as the mass effect 3 endings

[–]FunkyBob133 28 points29 points ago

Laugh my ass off every fucking time I read this.

[–]nthensome 12 points13 points ago

4chan has some real gems

[–]ItsNotAGem 4 points5 points ago

...it's a tetrapteryx.

[–]skyfighternz 4 points5 points ago

Actually it's a Sharovipteryx

[–]ReticulatedSplines 1 point2 points ago

how the FUCK could that thing only weigh 7.5 grams?

[–]SanJoseSharks 4 points5 points ago

It's the size of a god damn hummingbird.

[–]ReticulatedSplines 0 points1 point ago

20 cm is what i read.

[–]Bagginso 17 points18 points ago

This is one img I gladly expect to be reposted because I love it every time.

[–]Vurapure 8 points9 points ago

I'm crying from the description

[–]huhmz 3 points4 points ago

This is that one single picture that can be reposted to death and people will be like "DAD GUMMIT! THIS DARN REPOST AGAIN... heh... heheheh wings on the back legs.. just brilliant!"

[–]bonebad786 1 point2 points ago

Oh god, I've seen this so many times I thought of a good comeback awhile ago, but I've forgotten it, so just assume this entire comment is hilarious, because it should be if I had better memory.

[–]Parker_ 1 point2 points ago

The part that slays me is the ending of it, I just burst out laughing every single fucking time.

[–]Ayevee 1 point2 points ago

I'm dying. I don't care if this is a repost I've never seen it before.

[–]montanasucks 1 point2 points ago

I knew what this was. I've seen it a million times. But I'll be damned if I didn't lose it as soon as I started reading it.

[–]Zorr70 1 point2 points ago

That was brilliant.

[–]PricklyCock 7 points8 points ago

This is the first time I've seen this and I giggled like a school girl.

[–]Watawkichaw -1 points0 points ago

Welcome to the internet

[–]Nanerpus 3 points4 points ago

I will laugh until my sides hurt and my eyes water EVERY. SINGLE. TIME I see this.

[–]SoModest 1 point2 points ago

This is one of the funniest things on 4chan.

[–]ab103630 2 points3 points ago

Even if it's a repost, it's been a while since I've seen it

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[–]ariheretic 19 points20 points ago

A glorious winged faggot.

[–]kadmylos 0 points1 point ago

He must feel like a real jerkoff after forelimb wings caught on.

[–]TheFirePunch 0 points1 point ago

That would feel so good.

[–]atlanticblue 0 points1 point ago

Get off my fucking lawn you kids!

[–]Dark_Master 0 points1 point ago

I was looking for a reason to finally leave the campus library for tonight. Wasn't expecting to leave due to tears.

[–]snusamera 0 points1 point ago

Made me laugh. Just awesome stuff. :D

[–]adamzep91 0 points1 point ago

This had me giggling uncontrollably in the middle of a quiet lecture hall.

[–]Echoman1992 -1 points0 points ago

Don't know if this creature actually existed, and am not going to. But if it truly existed, that would be awesome. Nature's canard aircraft...

[–]nitwittery 1 point2 points ago

Read that all in Cartman's voice.

[–]tarot15 -4 points-3 points ago

Dont even care its a repost. a rare upvote from me

[–]leica_boss -2 points-1 points ago

Funniest thing I've seen in a while, even though I've seen it before.

[–]Jeterson -2 points-1 points ago

this is why I started browsing 4chan.

A gem in a shitfest though, but worth it.

[–]heerus -3 points-2 points ago

I want to go to 4chan, but I fear for my sanity.

[–]AssholeCommenter -5 points-4 points ago

Guys...guys listen...fuck you, don't repost this shit again.

[–]Athene_Wins -1 points0 points ago

Makes me want to watch some land before time...

[–]AdjutantStormy -3 points-2 points ago

Sweet merciful christ will you fuckers stop reposting this?

Karmadecay

[–]SoAwkward_ -5 points-4 points ago

Everyone is saying it, so I guess I will too. I laugh at this every time!

[–]BudMoore1234 -2 points-1 points ago

Am I missing something? Why is this supposed to be funny?

[–]kurazy -4 points-3 points ago

I can relate....