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[–]sneakysneakypanda 37 points38 points ago

Hey OP I got you nothing too.

[–]Se7en_Sinner 20 points21 points ago

[–]awells1 0 points1 point ago

good one

[–]sneakysneakypanda 0 points1 point ago

Thank you Chaytup! Here is the whole thing :D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uy0Ep4ZX-Rw

[–]VoX_PopuIi 15 points16 points ago

Wait hold.. but you.. did.. wat.

[–]AtomicAustin 3 points4 points ago

That is a special kind of scary.

[–]jediassassin37 8 points9 points ago

well this is obviously something

[–]CUNTLORD_THRUSTFUCK 13 points14 points ago

[–]Kumivene 4 points5 points ago

A-choo!

[–]Zetax 3 points4 points ago

[–]Bird_Reaction 9 points10 points ago

[–]sethboy67 4 points5 points ago

PARADOX

[–]qubie 2 points3 points ago

[–]merkey 0 points1 point ago

You mean I get to destroy American history? LITERALLY?

[–]qubie 0 points1 point ago

uhm I'm sure that's exactly what I meant...? yes. yes.

[–]sqazm 3 points4 points ago

Yeah? You get nothing too. Jackass.

[–]Teslanaut 4 points5 points ago

Oh hey, we're cake day twins.

[–]shhhGoToSleep[S] 2 points3 points ago

Happy cake day! You are one year older than me though...

[–]10withTito 2 points3 points ago

More like triplets

[–]shhhGoToSleep[S] 2 points3 points ago

Happy cake day!

[–]romanpppp 1 point2 points ago

yes you did

[–]Dapwell 1 point2 points ago

You got us the back of Terry Crews' head?

[–]Timthos 1 point2 points ago

I would have settled for Old Spice body wash.

[–]ab103630 1 point2 points ago

Well duh, you're supposed to GET stuff on your birthday. Jeez, some people.

[–]Baldrick666 1 point2 points ago

It's so meta.

[–]goodalan 1 point2 points ago

looks like she sneezed

[–]scottg96 1 point2 points ago

So... you got us something?

[–]N31ghtmar3 1 point2 points ago

MUFFIN?

[–]Wandering_Beaver 1 point2 points ago

... and it was everything I thought it could be.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

I LOVE THIS GIF

[–]ryangoslingfan 1 point2 points ago

I miss everybody hates Chris.

[–]random_digital 1 point2 points ago

Looks like the Oracle is not happy with Morpheus

[–]Fritzman1998 1 point2 points ago

Before the gif loaded i was like " Well thats nice, him giving us something for his cakeday" gif loads "F U" lol

[–]WeekendWarrior25 4 points5 points ago

Screw the haters. This is hilarious

[–]Flavored_Crayons 2 points3 points ago

I feel like she wouldnt pronounce the 'g' in nothing.

[–]shhhGoToSleep[S] 4 points5 points ago

Thank's for a great cakeday! Upboats for everyone!

[–]LoopyLine 2 points3 points ago

Whats an Upboat? Can it sustain Heavy Weathers in the Sea?

[–]RaydenCZ 1 point2 points ago

nothing no more! here you have your filthy upboats!

[–]emanj 1 point2 points ago

[–]we_love_dassie 0 points1 point ago

Call it a fucking birthday...

[–]mr_mojo773 0 points1 point ago

God, I love that show

[–]reelmusik 0 points1 point ago

Then you get nothing! Just kidding, up you go!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

YayyyY! Cake! :D

[–]medicrow -1 points0 points ago

I love up voting cake days,

[–]Downvoteskarma 2 points3 points ago

I love down voting cake days. HAHAH!

[–]thesneak155 1 point2 points ago

I love cake

[–]ihunyack 0 points1 point ago

As a fat man, I can honestly say I dislike cake. Seriously.

[–]arbivark -1 points0 points ago

woof

[–]CynofChaos 0 points1 point ago

And here's a whole lotta nothing to you!

Happy first cakeday!

[–]steno_light 0 points1 point ago

[–]ShhGoToSleep -1 points0 points ago

Dat username. ಠ_ಠ

[–]shhhGoToSleep[S] 0 points1 point ago

Wow, did you really make that one up never having seen me? My brain is full of fuck.

[–]KioskPlaya 1 point2 points ago

Well this is awkward

[–]ShhGoToSleep 0 points1 point ago

Ha, yep. It's been my Gamertag for over 4 years.

[–]10withTito -1 points0 points ago

Sounds about right, Happy Cake Day to you too :)