Wait, what?

ajfdesign2012 · 5 months

And a theological thinker is a slave to the agenda of their leaders.

AnticScarab3 · 5 months

Freedom is slavery, apparently.

Turnerinc · 5 months

I read the first bit as "assembly of GOD.... FAG!"

Pegasus_Epsilon · 5 months

"Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it, no matter if I have said it, unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense." - Gautama Siddhartha Buddha

Jesus vs Buddha. Round 1. FIGHT!

Aidinthel · 5 months

The message is mainly just amusing. I think I'm more offended by the weird spacing than anything else.

MDKLXCS · 5 months

Yeah, because the only thing Satan really did was try to give Adam and Eve the knowledge of good and evil. If that's such a bad thing.

And another thing, in the O.T it says Satan works for God, tempting people and then reporting to God which people sinned against Him.

If a free-thinker is the devil's slave, and the devil is God's slave, then by mathematical induction I am God's slave! You Christians should be thanking me. I am doing the Will of God.

PivotalPlatypus · 5 months

Rearrange satan and turn it into santa.

TsarCastic · 5 months

Well I guess that means Satan has given me much more than any god can.

MagicSandwich27 · 5 months

A FREE thinker is slave to no one

Sloppy_Twat · 5 months

relevant sign

Bazinga121 · 5 months

Sometimes I think crazy christians are modern day Nazis

YvesSch · 5 months

Let the grandeur of science speak for itself, and religion will die a natural death by ignominious comparison.

-Richard Dawkins

Natural selection applies to belief systems, too. It's a great model for many types of dynamic systems, not just life forms.

EDIT: formatting

sugarwaterprpl3 · 5 months

Free thinkers are dangerous. Blame, hate, for fate's seed!

[deleted] · 5 months

further evidence of America's love affair with anti-intellectualism.

Aulritta · 5 months

Yeah, that's true, but you know, Satan is really sexy with a cat-o-nine tails! You can't fault me for liking it!

coratrash · 5 months

This picture is taken in my good old hometown of Monticello, Minnesota. Right off of highway 25.

Trust me, everyone here is confused by it too. And this photo is over a year old, the sign was up for a few months. They always have really out there signs up, to attract attention. But yeah, as I said...this is from last summer.

LockenessMonster · 5 months

My bible belt senses are tingling.

Sandbox47 · 5 months

It ... it boggles the mind.

ArtemisMaximus · 5 months

wasnt this picture posted yesterday?

ckallas2 · 5 months

       WAR IS PEACE  
   SLAVERY IS FREEDOM  
 IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

etandel · 5 months

Probably right, since one of my favorite song says " I'm on the highway to hell"!

Shniggles · 5 months

I'm a slave to the rave.

ImAFlyingWhale · 5 months

If you aren't a free thinker then you're a slave.

0ctopus · 5 months

A-men!!

Toshichi · 5 months

I suppose they thought they were being clever.

PlatoPirate_01 · 5 months

Take that you free thinkers! (wait, what?)

iamwhale · 5 months

"...open behavior is lacking; suppression and the darkened chamber are the Christian way."

faythington · 5 months

When you see signs like this. Its for attention. These aren't followers of god their either extremists or a really small church desperate for money.

serratedproboscis · 5 months

America, land of the free... :/

Kamigawa · 5 months

Despicable creatures.

BabyNinjaJesus · 5 months

HAIL SATAN

[deleted] · 5 months

It's too easy to create fake church signs nowadays.

shenaniganschek · 5 months

I was a member of an Assemblies of God church for several years ... oh the horror.

bibliophile190 · 5 months

Well, considering it's an Assemblies of God church, this isn't surprising. Seriously, I had 18 years of their crap. No more.

truthisane · 5 months

what did you expect?

jasnooo · 5 months

Awesome... just upvoted to '666'.

IAMAGolfer · 5 months

I upvoted this to 666. Fuck yeah

[deleted] · 5 months

I'd rather be a free thinking slave than a brain washed unthinker.... Hot damn I am eloquent!

coyote1284 · 5 months

This free thinker holds Satan's leash, but in this case, Satan is a tiny ankle biting Papillon.

Aradiel · 5 months

Slave if you think, slave if you don't.

Since I'm a slave no matter what, I think I'll think, as that way I at least get something positive out of it.

NagantTwo · 5 months

Well, I've been Satan's slave for quite a while and I feel I've been doing pretty well. Problem?

flyonawall · 5 months

teach a man what to believe and you make him a slave to your beliefs. teach a man how to think and you make knowledge his slave.

skreendreamz1 · 5 months

I wonder if they thought that one up themselves...

somaliaveteran · 5 months

I can count to potato.

emjaiz · 5 months

Reposted over 9000 times on r/atheism. Well, that was the last straw for me, unsubcribing.

Alphanova1 · 5 months

FAG's


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