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[–]Etch_A_Sketcher 24 points25 points ago

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[–]Daibuoxx 1 point2 points ago

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Bravo.

[–]MrSkittles 6 points7 points ago

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If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will?

[–]wandahickey 6 points7 points ago

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Catnip, not even once.

[–]fredbnh 6 points7 points ago

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Kitty-gasm in 3...2...1...MEOW!!!!!!!

[–]WendyLRogers3 1 point2 points ago

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Kitty 'O' face.

[–]fredbnh 2 points3 points ago

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Sounds like an Irish bar maid :-D

[–]crwcomposer 12 points13 points ago

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He's doing a good impression.

[–]runnergunner[S] 22 points23 points ago

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hence the title ;)

[–]crwcomposer 5 points6 points ago

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Yep, thought people might want the link for comparison ;)

[–]HeroDiesFirst 8 points9 points ago

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I found his owner.

[–]Isayimanatheist 0 points1 point ago

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I picture a alien coming out of his chest now.(noone do the spaceballs link, please)

[–]Vidyogamasta -2 points-1 points ago

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what about a link that isn't spaceballs?

[–]Isayimanatheist 0 points1 point ago

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[–]benjimoe 1 point2 points ago

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Is this a shot from The Blair Witch Project?

[–]runnergunner[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Nope just some damn good camera work

[–]MjrJWPowell 9 points10 points ago

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So definitely not from Blair Witch.

[–]runnergunner[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Ouch

Burn

[–]MjrJWPowell 1 point2 points ago

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Is he dead?

[–]tquine 1 point2 points ago

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Looks like someone took the cat cadaver home from anatomy class.

[–]blab140 1 point2 points ago

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is that cat dead?

[–]THREEinINK 1 point2 points ago

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Does he have a 'precious' by chance?

[–]CaptainKitty 1 point2 points ago

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Oh god. This cat is adorable in that terrifyingly derpy way.

[–]Loucke 1 point2 points ago

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Well said, good sir.

[–]unsurebutwilling 1 point2 points ago

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The Power of Christ compells you, the Power of Christ compells you...

[–]31stan 1 point2 points ago

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Fuck that cat.

[–]m6a6t6t 0 points1 point ago

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and i jizzed in my pants.

[–]SirWinston 0 points1 point ago

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ಠ_ಠ Do you have a tumblr good sir?

[–]runnergunner[S] 0 points1 point ago

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A friends cat I think she has a tumblr

[–]SirWinston 0 points1 point ago

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Ah! Yes, I follow her.

[–]grumposaurus 0 points1 point ago

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Is your friend's cat named Betty? Because that looks like Betty.

[–]runnergunner[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Not sure

I'll have to ask her

[–]TheShittyBeatles 0 points1 point ago

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Oh sweet zombie jesus.

FTFY

[–]DirtyBojanglez 0 points1 point ago

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Dat nut.

[–]InternetJesusCat 0 points1 point ago

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Yes. Pray unto me.

[–]rootwoot 0 points1 point ago

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Too much want.

[–]fcktheworld314 0 points1 point ago

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awe, cats are cute.

[–]bazurkk 0 points1 point ago

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This cat is getting its karma fix.

[–]on_the_redpill 0 points1 point ago

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Cat zombies will be scarier than human ones. Why more horror movies don't have mammals going zombie, I do not know.

[–]tarellel 0 points1 point ago

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Can you say oface

[–]alfacinho 0 points1 point ago

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Cat vampires--ya gotta hate 'em! Even if you kill 'em once, you gotta kill 'em eight more times!

[–]Orpheum 0 points1 point ago

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I'm here from r/trees to say 10 cat. That is all, you may proceed.

[–]maddyglasses 0 points1 point ago

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I think we need a black line drawing of this.

[–]CreakyFever 0 points1 point ago

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Must have been some good catnip

[–]Anindoorcat 0 points1 point ago

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DON'T TAKE A PICTURE OF ME -CHHHOOOOOO

[–]dewarcj 0 points1 point ago

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ZOMBIE CAT... KILL IT!! ... Ok, pat it for a while, then kill it.

[–]eyevanovich 0 points1 point ago

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Guys, I am so high right now.

[–]katuni08 0 points1 point ago

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This looks like my kitty who was shot and killed last year. I miss my baby...

[–]PeruTheGnar 0 points1 point ago

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Me gusta.

[–]xeivous 0 points1 point ago

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Nice Ragdoll kitteh.

[–]a_toaster_lover 0 points1 point ago

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Orgasm Level 8

[–]Lots42 0 points1 point ago

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Sometimes I pet the cat just see that white eyelid-thingie slide over their eye

[–]notgnillorT_riS -1 points0 points ago

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What is wrong with its mouth?

[–]Kharkoal -3 points-2 points ago

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Oh sweet repost.