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Every time I read my facebook news feed. (imgur.com)

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[–][deleted] 37 points38 points ago

Just hide them, like I've done for 90% of my friends.

[–]whatIwasntlistening 20 points21 points ago

I delete them. I've deleted family members because they posted stupid things too often.

[–]JonnySniper 4 points5 points ago

I just deleted my account... Its all a bunch of whiny attention seekers anyway.

[–]jefro2293 8 points9 points ago

that may be, but its nice to have some way of keeping in touch with people. i personally keep mine cuz I've made quite a few friends that will be able to help me get a foot up in my career once i'm out of college.

[–]MADBAKER -4 points-3 points ago

this.

[–]tinykite 4 points5 points ago

Join facebook. Friend 300 people. Block/unfriend/hide all of them. Mission accomplished. Try this. Quit facebook and give your mum a phone call once in a while.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Right, because I can't have a facebook AND talk to my mother. I'm a terrible person.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I think in the latest version, all of my previous hides were undone. It took a massive amount of work to weed through the morons... harder work than a dip into the new section

[–]timms5000[S] 0 points1 point ago

And yet, there's always one or two that make it through.

[–]Dragday 0 points1 point ago

I always use the unsubscribe option

[–]wizlevard 19 points20 points ago

I've been curious about the source of this gif for a while. Anyone know the original context?

[–]yunbld 27 points28 points ago

HF was on Conan O'Brian

Conan asks Harrison if he has any Indy hats or memorabilia because they might be worth a fortune. Harrison said he didn't need that stuff, "I'm RICH!" What I love the most is they brought up their associate producer to quiz Harrison on Indy trivia. After a weird man crush moment, the associate producer asks Harrison what color was the tip of his whip in Raiders of the Los Ark. Harrison gives him a cold look and says "Who gives a shit (or fuck)." Then "ASS" was stamped on top of the producer.

[–]HolyDuckRaves 1 point2 points ago

Ford was also high as fuck on something at the time he was on Conan I swear.

[–]phat_ 2 points3 points ago

He likes to smoke the good green and drink expensive scotch. I have it on very good authority.

[–]wizlevard 1 point2 points ago

Thanks. I've now looked up and watched the whole segment. What an... odd interview.

[–]Licks_eyeballs 11 points12 points ago

Who gives a shit vid

[–]sonicbloom -1 points0 points ago

This is the first gif i've seen with audio

[–]jethro05 34 points35 points ago

Every time I see reaction faces about things they don't a give a shit about.

[–]Lord_of_Womba 4 points5 points ago

Anyone know the source video this comes from?

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[–]Lord_of_Womba 1 point2 points ago

Ah thanks!

[–]WerstAlex -1 points0 points ago

Conan now called letterman.

[–]Lord_of_Womba 0 points1 point ago

I haven't watched Conan recently, so I don't get what you mean

[–]WerstAlex 0 points1 point ago

HoHoNOPE initially called his link "late night with david letterman" when it's clearly conan o'brien. it would appear it fixed that now

[–]MGSR23 2 points3 points ago

So meta.

[–]fnybny -3 points-2 points ago

ditto

[–]Dispenser 39 points40 points ago

Then why do you open it in the first place?

[–]Silvett 0 points1 point ago

So he can make a witty response to a post then screen shot it and post to red.

[–]hamingston 13 points14 points ago

Don't be a "friend" with someone if you don't give a shit about what they have to say.

[–]ericleeparker 15 points16 points ago

but then I won't have any friends

[–]marty_m 5 points6 points ago

I will be alone forever and I don't want that.

[–]kalei50 2 points3 points ago

Facebook would be a lot less pervasive if people weren't "friends" with people who don't know when to shut the fuck up.

Just the fact that we have to put quotes around the word friends indicates that social networking has seriously affected the definition of the word.

[–]fuuu 7 points8 points ago

Why do people complain about facebook? You don't have to use it.

[–]Uncoolio 5 points6 points ago

Complaining about popular things makes me appear edgy and cool. What am I supposed to do, develop a personality?

[–]Tomasfoolery 7 points8 points ago

Sad to say, Reddit is getting a lot like facebook.

[–]Vaughanimal 0 points1 point ago

....this is the exact kind of post that is turning Reddit into Facebook. Every time I see a post like this a little part of me dies :(

[–]Tomasfoolery 0 points1 point ago

Are you saying my post, the OP's post, or your own post? I do believe all three can be argued for what I take your meaning as.

In any way, I would love to take credit for being ironic and shit, but I was in fact just lamenting. I apologize for killing off parts of your being, unless those are the parts that are unsightly.

[–]shitterplug 8 points9 points ago

You post an unoriginal reaction gif?

[–]Batmang404 2 points3 points ago

The all about me generation

[–]polks13 2 points3 points ago

Morgan Freeman responds:

[–]jdpwnsyou 5 points6 points ago

What I was expecting...

[–]UnknownArchive 7 points8 points ago

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[–]willneu97 4 points5 points ago

Holy. Shit.

[–]phat_ 1 point2 points ago

I think I'll repost this again... with the title "How I feel when people complain about reposts."

Or will that trigger the kick?

[–]timms5000[S] -5 points-4 points ago

I was unaware of this.

[–]GrowdonTreeman 1 point2 points ago

Maybe you need better friends? You don't NEED 500 friends.

[–]pyramidbread 1 point2 points ago

I'm sure you post riveting updates on your facebook page

[–]funkymoose 1 point2 points ago

Funny, this is also how I feel every time someone complains about.

[–]Dumpster_Baby 1 point2 points ago

Please use /r/reactiongifs

[–]ronjiner 1 point2 points ago

This is why I don't have facebook.

[–]rollergirlz 1 point2 points ago

thought i was the only omg everyone on facebook is retarded i think

[–]grammernatsi 1 point2 points ago

This is exactly my reaction to about 95% of reddit posts.

[–]MrMelty 1 point2 points ago

When my day came to realize this I deleted my facebook pronto... Now the only thing that sucks about that is that its time for summer pictures.

[–]forkineye 1 point2 points ago

...you post something on Reddit that makes Reddit even shittier?

[–]davebees 1 point2 points ago

here it is fellas

the most generic reddit post

[–]Zetax 1 point2 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/1l5Ur.gif

[–]Kmodek 0 points1 point ago

Made me laugh. I have to ask, HOW do you get .gif's to work? I've saved tons of them in .gif format, but if I ever try to re-use them (like on Reddit or FB), they always post as a steady image, never moves. Googled forever and no better info.

[–]Zetax 0 points1 point ago

I just make an album on imgur where I collect gifs into

http://imgur.com/a/fVu2p

[–]Kmodek 0 points1 point ago

Great idea, thanks! I'll start putting mine there too.

[–]thestinkypig 1 point2 points ago

is taking a piss is taking a shower is on the way to work is tired but can't wait till 4! is leaving work! is in love with my boyfriend!

EXACTLY harrison Ford....NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABOUT YOUR EVERY 20 minute FB updates! put that shit on twitter then!

[–]nathanhardy 0 points1 point ago

Posting this to facebook.

[–]Vaughanimal 0 points1 point ago

...then dont read it? No need to qq about it on Reddit. Never ever will it be the time or the place for it...

[–]Vaughanimal 1 point2 points ago

also, people should be downvoting this....it doesnt deserve to be in r/funny

[–]LastRedCoat 0 points1 point ago

god it must take you forever to read your newsfeed

[–]pontiusjudas 0 points1 point ago

source?

[–]11oops 0 points1 point ago

You do obviously. Why else would you keep a Facebook page and add them as friends?

[–]acousticphan 0 points1 point ago

Every time somebody posts about facebook.

[–]Illuminaughtyy 0 points1 point ago

And this is why I deleted my facebook account.

[–]isignedupforthis 0 points1 point ago

You do. You read it.

[–]elasticbingbong 0 points1 point ago

Tired gif, tired topic. Bravo.

[–]Dannmann93 0 points1 point ago

Who gives a shit what you think? Its been done a million times "Talking about the same shit that everyone else has....KARMA PLEASE!!!!"

[–]Studog -1 points0 points ago

if you dont care then dont read it... its pretty simple

[–]TecN9ne -1 points0 points ago

..Which is why I deleted facebook

[–]wojovox -1 points0 points ago

Fucking hate Facebook. I have 600+ friends and only 5 post shit worth a damn. 5/600 ratio- not too shabby.

[–]Corixxogator 0 points1 point ago

Maybe you should only be "friends" with people who are actually your friends.

[–]Awps -1 points0 points ago

Too.... Fucking... True.....

[–]Napalmhat -1 points0 points ago

I care not for your words - You get an upvote solely because of Harrison Ford.

[–]molzoid -1 points0 points ago

ORAAAANGEEEEE!!!!!

[–]p0b -1 points0 points ago

I feel the same way when someone posts a picture of their child, friend, significant other, or pet.

[–]hunterszombie -1 points0 points ago

Then why do you read your news feed?

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