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Nice suit, Vader (i.imgur.com)

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[–]Pokethug 92 points93 points ago

It was actually both legs.

[–]CEOofEarthMITTROMNEY 15 points16 points ago

So he had an extra leg to spend

[–]Cats_and_hedgehogs 5 points6 points ago

He didn't have a leg to stand on in that negotiation.

[–]Siphis 0 points1 point ago

how you think he got his new saber?

[–]Circlejerk_Leak 38 points39 points ago

I know I'll get upvoted for this but I hated the prequel trilogy.

[–]DreadPiratesRobert 29 points30 points ago

Try this out

[–]THEAdrian 12 points13 points ago

dude... this just blew my mind

my children (if i am ever so unfortunate as to have them) will see them in this order, thank you for posting

[–]DreadPiratesRobert 2 points3 points ago

It was on reddit a little while ago I think, next time I watch the series I am watching them this way

Also probably the despecialized versions haha

[–]TheDude- 1 point2 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/UNK62.jpg

[–]Klumpmeister 2 points3 points ago

Is it better to show them in this order with the recent remakes of the original saga or just the older versions? Cause in IV I see Sidious reveled and in the original you don't see his eyes.

[–]DreadPiratesRobert 1 point2 points ago

Try the despecialized versions, my personal opinion is to go with the old one, but honestly whatever you have is Star Wars, although the new old ones are a bit worse, they are still awesome

[–]Ellipsis 0 points1 point ago

This is probably the most amazing thing I have read on the Internet this week. I even like episode 1 (grew up with it and the Podracing N64 game was amazing). But still this makes so much more sense.

[–]TechGoat 2 points3 points ago

I liked the context Machete put in at the bottom - Ep1 just becomes part of the non-threatening "filler for children" like the Clone Wars animated stuff.

[–]Thick-McRunFast 0 points1 point ago

SO BRAVE

[–]themightybaron -5 points-4 points ago

Everyone did. The only thing we can take are good points in a few parts. Revenge wasn't terrible. I did like the scenes with the emperor. Still never explained why they didn't change Luke's last name when he was supposed to be hidden.

[–]Manofpesto 1 point2 points ago

Because Darth Vader wasn't going to go anywhere near Tatooine again. It's also an outer rim planet. They didn't need to change his name or anything. I'm also willing to bet he was originally intended to be trained as a Jedi anyway.

Also, I liked the prequels, mainly for the fleshing in of the worlds and the beautiful art and sleek spacecraft.

[–]ecmmyers 1 point2 points ago

I say this everytime this circlejerk breaks out, I prefer the first three episodes to the latter (older) ones. I really enjoy the story of Anakin Skywalker as a tragic hero. Additionally, the first three episodes provide very interesting context to the Star Wars Univers as a whole that viewers of the movies would be denied if they didn't turn to other medium, such as the few canon books that exist.

[–]JustChangingHomepage 1 point2 points ago

I say this everytime this circlejerk breaks out,

how is your karma not minus one million?

[–]themightybaron 0 points1 point ago

naaa, they fail in the most basic level of storytelling. The story they tell is disjointed, farsical, and poorly written.

[–]gluskap -1 points0 points ago

Luke was probably raised as Luke Lars for most of his life, and when a stranger noticed that he looked suspiciously like the only human to ever win a pod race, Owen decided to tell him he was adopted.

/fan wank

[–]sinisterdeath 0 points1 point ago

maybe Skywalker was like the Smith of that universe

[–]themightybaron 0 points1 point ago

Thats weak as hell. Why wouldn't he just have called Owen dad? He was an infant after all. If Owen agreed to hide him that would be the best way.

[–]ALL_in_A_days_WORK -3 points-2 points ago

Someone hand me a wrench... We need to fix this leak.

[–]sclev 1 point2 points ago

Don't forget, he had to tip.

[–]whats_reddit 0 points1 point ago

It was both legs and both arms.... he had already lost one arm.

[–]JReitman 20 points21 points ago

(•_•)

( •_•)>⌐■-■

(⌐■_■)

[–]DicksonYamada 13 points14 points ago

(>⌐■_■)> ҉ <(■_■¬<) fist bump

[–]plastedman420 4 points5 points ago

Yeaaaaa!

[–]snoosh00 -1 points0 points ago

BEST EMOTICON EVER!

[–]SpringInJapan 37 points38 points ago

Relevant.

[–]aidrocsid 8 points9 points ago

I just laughed twice at essentially the same joke!

[–]gotnate 5 points6 points ago

Technically the suit cost his brother an arm after his brother spent his leg disembodying him in a failed attempt at resurrecting their mother. Yeah.

Note: I could have the arm/leg order backwards

[–]SuperShamou 6 points7 points ago

Vader responds...

"That's okay, Ben. Luke will give me a hand."

[–]Ceres96 4 points5 points ago

BA DUM, CRASH!

[–]Campaigne 5 points6 points ago

Required listening: http://instantyeah.org/

[–]RichardTardkins 7 points8 points ago

You are so fucking creative

[–]cleantoe 15 points16 points ago

This was JUST on the front page, asshole! It may even still be there. Burn in hell.

[–]Mac5130 1 point2 points ago

And another leg, and your hair, and your lungs, and your wife...

[–]NeedsAGoodUsername 1 point2 points ago

Had this going through my head when I read that.

[–]ineedmorespace 1 point2 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/jyXpb.jpg

[–]SpaceFaceOn 1 point2 points ago

But how did Obi Wan know that vader was missing an arm? Luke is the only one to find out, and that's two movies after Obi Wan dies. Also, what's with this leg business? Never in the movies does it mention Vader having lost any legs.

[–]daskoon -1 points0 points ago

Didn't his legs burn off in the lava? Also, the force would have given obi some idea as to who darth ani is

[–]SpaceFaceOn 0 points1 point ago

I don't know what you were watching, but there's no lava in any of the three Star Wars movies ever made, at least not that I remember.

[–]daskoon 0 points1 point ago

Not in the orignal 3... no. In episode 3, on that hellscape planet...

Or am I missing the sarcasm. (Trolled?)

[–]hitlerwasright 1 point2 points ago

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[–]Rallerboy888 4 points5 points ago

Repost

[–]feureau 13 points14 points ago

Repost

Even the repost comment is a repost...

sigh

[–]orange451 2 points3 points ago

So meta.....

[–]feureau 4 points5 points ago

And brave?

unsheaths pitchfork

[–]GreenCardMe 0 points1 point ago

and MY AXE!

[–]Sisaac 1 point2 points ago

GIRL LOOK AT THAT BODY.

[–]JabbrWockey -2 points-1 points ago

On Reddit? Get out of here.

[–]ReverenceA7X 0 points1 point ago

Didn't hitler call his followers StormTroopers?

[–]SuperShamou 0 points1 point ago

Well, the German translation.

[–]SUPERKAMIGURU 0 points1 point ago

An arm and two legs, in fact. The fine print always gets you, as well. So overall it cost about an arm, two legs, severe burns, and a resulting breathing problem. The dummy should've just used ebay!

[–]parahillObjective 0 points1 point ago

luk at the toilet

[–]snoosh00 0 points1 point ago

what are the odds the "imperial march" came on my itunes just when I clicked the link, 8.2 days of songs, three seconds of a window for the track to change and be cool like this. odds are roughly: 236,160:1

[–]A_Monocle_For_Sauron -1 points0 points ago

Approximately as likely as any other song in your library

[–]snoosh00 0 points1 point ago

well, yeah, but what are the odds of exactly that song

[–]A_Monocle_For_Sauron 0 points1 point ago

(# of times that song is in the library) / (# of total songs in the library)

It's as likely as any particular song that occurs in the library an equal number of times.

[–]snoosh00 0 points1 point ago

song is only in there once, so i did it such that out of the 8.2 days of music on my computer the song changed to that precise song within a window of 3 seconds

[–]jamesisverycute 0 points1 point ago

When I read the title, I assumed this would be a post about my favorite professional wrestler. I am disappoint.

[–]predo 0 points1 point ago

steals the full metal alchemist joke. feels smart...

[–]Drkill999 0 points1 point ago

YEAAHHHH!! Dean blundell show FTWWWWW!!!

[–]hmk1994 0 points1 point ago

This, fits perfectly. http://mirrors.rit.edu/instantCSI/

[–]Heimlick 0 points1 point ago

Where did you get that suit, the toilette store? YEAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!

[–]postcardviews 0 points1 point ago

Nice suit, Alphonse Elric. It must've cost your brother...

An arm and a leg.

[–]MyAssDoesHeeHawww 0 points1 point ago

The floor is lava!

[–]the_mad_man 0 points1 point ago

why do I have you tagged as "poopy as shit?"

[–]tomrage[S] 1 point2 points ago

Probably because I am a mod of r/poop

[–]el3kt2ik -1 points0 points ago

He should of known better. He didn't have the high ground.

[–]Time-Desk -1 points0 points ago

must of cost you.....a real relationship with your son.....too soon?

[–]DellTrinitron -1 points0 points ago

Last square needs to be GIF'd with the Death Star exploding

[–]DrPLankton -2 points-1 points ago

Relevant

[–]Never_gets_any_joke -3 points-2 points ago

I don't get it.

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