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[–]j0esj0es20 2 points3 points ago

Most important should be: Character+Intelligence+Humor+Looks

[–]yappingboy 6 points7 points ago

your equation on guys rating girls is overly simplified

[–]do_not_follow 10 points11 points ago

They forgot -crazy

[–]crumbledcookie 14 points15 points ago

Yes, the Hot - Crazy Scale factors in too

[–]Stackware 1 point2 points ago

This.

[–]portalscience 8 points9 points ago

These aren't very comparable scales. The female rating male scale has a range of [0,4], where the male rating female scale has a range of [0,2].

[–]blockey 9 points10 points ago

You normalize it at the end down to [0..1].

[–]portalscience 4 points5 points ago

That's fine, but it needs to be included in the poster.

[–]greatestactoralive 1 point2 points ago

Where is the factor for similar interests?

[–]jonathanrdt 2 points3 points ago

Similar what now?

[–]metathesis 2 points3 points ago

Its sort of interchangeable with humor. Technically, humor refers to the ability to provoke laughter OR amusement. But I'm just abusing the English language to defend the OP.

[–]__rachelkitten 1 point2 points ago

You're right, I do think it's opposite. Or maybe the same for both.

[–]Lwhoop 1 point2 points ago

You have my sword.

[–]Aeris-Phoenix 1 point2 points ago

And my bow

[–]Ree81 2 points3 points ago

And my sax.

[–]SkullduggeryUK 4 points5 points ago

and my triangle

-ting!-

[–]velvethammer44 1 point2 points ago

That was very gay. In a fun sort of way.

[–]NibrocNZ 0 points1 point ago

upvote for possible eddie izzard reference, not sure though...

[–]Siethron -3 points-2 points ago

AND MY TAMBOURINE

[–]jonnynnoj 0 points1 point ago

boobs are a factor also.

[–]Mkrukowski7 0 points1 point ago

i believe there needs to be a multiplication sign before the money haha

[–]ravenscroft 0 points1 point ago

Looks are just as important to girls... That is why fashion exists.

[–]botle 10 points11 points ago

Fashion exists to display wealth and status.