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[–]stlcardinal9 49 points50 points ago

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[–]99CentShrimpCocktail 42 points43 points ago

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I get that every morning. Usually a gentle scritch scritch to the shoulder. Then, after I don't move it's the "orange claw hammer" to the back of the head.

[–][deleted] 9 points10 points ago

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reddit gets this every other morning.

[–]Nummy_Naan 62 points63 points ago

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D'AWWWW!

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[–]dn00 14 points15 points ago

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That!

[–]HigherFive 11 points12 points ago

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You know, I've seen this response countless times and I can't help but speak up this time.

Unless the original comment was "that", you should have said "that again".

[–]Blizik 4 points5 points ago

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Learn your smartassery here! HigherFive knows how to smartass.

[–]Naffler 21 points22 points ago

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NO! People need to stop posting this stupid gif

[–]Strykforce 23 points24 points ago

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I think this gets reposted literally every single week.

[–]I_Will_Allow_This 5 points6 points ago

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This literally gets reposted more than Hitler.

[–]faviang 1 point2 points ago

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Good. Never forget.

[–]Raptor_Captor 13 points14 points ago

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Redditor for 9 months, never seen this before. So shut up and let the man post it.

[–]RhapsodyofMagic 3 points4 points ago

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Lots of users like to complain about content they've already seen, assuming everybody else spends all day on here. I'd never seen this before either and I was glad to see it posted.

[–]DildoChrist 0 points1 point ago

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To be fair, it is literally posted daily in r/aww. Guess somebody had the bright idea of bringing it to another subreddit for further karma whoring. After all, what isn't funny about this gif, right? I was laughing the whole time it was playing. It's hilarious.

[–]heerus 30 points31 points ago

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I have been a redditor for 26 days. I have seen this at least 3 times.

[–]Gigglesnuff 11 points12 points ago

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False! You have been a redditor for 28 days. </Dwight>

[–]lasveganon 3 points4 points ago

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NO, he doesn't count the days that he wasn't on reddit for all 24 hours.

[–]d3l3t3rious 3 points4 points ago

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I can confirm this, he's been a redditor for 26 days.

[–]leadhase -2 points-1 points ago

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I can confirm this, neither speak the truth.

[–]elysiandreamz 1 point2 points ago

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I bet if you add up all the Karma this is like the most Karma getting cat in the world.

[–]Nummy_Naan 31 points32 points ago

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D'AWWWW!

[–]HDTV_FTW 5 points6 points ago

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I took this as a very subtle and clever joke referencing how this gif has been reposted so many and and you copied the top comment to illustrate it. I then realized it was you who made the top comment and it was just a double post. ><

[–]DICKTracey 56 points57 points ago

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5th time I've seen this uploaded in the space of 2 weeks

[–]fondaTHEhonda 27 points28 points ago

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Fuck you guys. I submitted this a few days ago and got yelled at for it being a repost.

[–]MightyMorph 26 points27 points ago

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STOP BEING A BITCH!

[–]holycheddar 4 points5 points ago

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The wonders of Reddit, rewarding people who repost stuff that has been reposted several times.

[–]apullin 18 points19 points ago

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[–]chuck001 41 points42 points ago

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This is a repost and you should feel bad :(

[–]GrowdonTreeman 2 points3 points ago

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I don't always repost, but when I do it's a repost of a reposted repost.

[–]Ladnor 18 points19 points ago

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i expected another repost but not this soon!

[–]Akeid 12 points13 points ago

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Seriously...

This was on the front page like last week.

[–]DildoChrist 3 points4 points ago

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*this week

...2-3 times.

[–]Kaos99 8 points9 points ago

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hey...yeah hey you hey hey....hey you...hi

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[–]brocahantas 4 points5 points ago

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I was thinking triple double.

[–]Esplin9466 1 point2 points ago

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Not only a repost, but an intentional one.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Nice x/post

[–]dragonshardz 1 point2 points ago

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Don't care if repost, D'AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWVVWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

[–]MrAnderson3 2 points3 points ago

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How do I get my cat to do cute shit like this? All mine does is bring me dead birds and steal my computer chair.

[–]Tiriel 1 point2 points ago

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Upvote for computer chair stealing cat. Right there with you bro!

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[–]4vradrmr 0 points1 point ago

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Heheheheh

[–]4vradrmr 0 points1 point ago

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Is the sound I made

[–]redslate 0 points1 point ago

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I know a good portion of you guys tried to look up her skirt.

ಠ_ಠ

[–]FluidKMC 5 points6 points ago

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repost

[–]patefoisgras -5 points-4 points ago

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Can we all just assume that everything on Reddit is a repost? Because it is, and it's healthier for all of us that way.

[–]Sandvicheater 3 points4 points ago

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When I do that to a random chick, I get a slap across the face.

[–]patefoisgras -5 points-4 points ago

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You should've told me sooner.

[–]hyrulepirate 1 point2 points ago

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Where the snickerkibbles is KarmaDecay's comment when you need em.

[–]TheDarryl50 1 point2 points ago

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I don't usually complain about reposts, but this is ridiculous.

[–]jaygibby22 1 point2 points ago

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where the fuck are the ears???

[–]4vradrmr 0 points1 point ago

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Wird to the bird.

[–]Theeakoz 1 point2 points ago

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SOCUTE:3FUCKINGKITTENS

[–]jnespoli118 0 points1 point ago

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This was posted not more than a few days ago

[–]Whispers72 0 points1 point ago

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Was hoping to see this for a 10th time.

[–]desquibnt 1 point2 points ago

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Literally the seventh time this has been posted in the last month

[–]shagrarz 1 point2 points ago

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My cat does this...but only when i'm sitting on the can shitting my brains out. I can never tell if she wants attention, or if she wants me to stop...

[–]aashy 2 points3 points ago

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I want to cuddle that cat.

[–]lynxz 1 point2 points ago

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Quick! Repost this another 5 times!

[–]starlilyth -4 points-3 points ago

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Excuse me, this was posted last week.

[–]bholzer 0 points1 point ago

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Not even mad about the repost. I have been on reddit for the past 3 days straight and not seen it. Cutest shit ever. Puss in Boots style

[–]Giinto 0 points1 point ago

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"Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey,Hey, PET ME!!!" Proceeds to pet "OH GAWD YES!!"

[–]vrillusions 0 points1 point ago

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I like the version that goes on a couple more seconds and the OGOD face the cat makes.

[–]Ninjatree 0 points1 point ago

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He used to be a bitch about it... but then we cut his ears off. (wtf no ears?!)

[–]burnwithyou -2 points-1 points ago

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I don't even give a shit that this is a re-post. It's fucking adorable.

And also my favorite gif.

HAVE AN UPVOTE! and a great day :)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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After being on reddit for a couple of months I have realized that my cat must be evil.

[–]RhinoMan2112 0 points1 point ago

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My cat always does this! One time i was sitting at the computer scratching him, and I stopped for a little bit, and 5 minutes later i feel this little pit pat on my leg... IT WAS FUCKING ADORABLE

[–]Mr-Patrick-star 0 points1 point ago

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Have u seen my catnip

[–]Desiredleopard 0 points1 point ago

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Awwwwww

[–]feathers77 -3 points-2 points ago

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You'll be glad to know RES tagging is in full force here. Apparently, you always wanted so suck a penis, and "is gay for that pussy".....

[–]bigdr00 0 points1 point ago

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sup with its ears?

[–]BMikasa 0 points1 point ago

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Cats freak me out when they have their ears back like that.

[–]Ziferius 0 points1 point ago

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I believe, it's the breed. Scottish Fold.

[–]BMikasa 3 points4 points ago

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Scottish Fold's freak me out.

[–]MustardOrPants -1 points0 points ago

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Geez, again?

[–]iia -1 points0 points ago

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I will always upvote this. Always.

[–]are_you_slow -1 points0 points ago

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Original was a video. Then the. Gif wave came in.

[–]Leedwover -1 points0 points ago

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Too dark, can't see the pussy.

[–]muchtoonice 0 points1 point ago

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It's right there, tapping on the girl's shoulder.

[–]Leedwover 0 points1 point ago

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I don't think you understand what i was trying to say.

[–]zpenguin65 -4 points-3 points ago

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I've seen this multiple times. But I still smile every time I see it

[–]shakkenbake -4 points-3 points ago

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I don't even like cats but that made me laugh so hard. My dog does the same thing when I have food.

[–]nexusaspect -2 points-1 points ago

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Reminds me of the mad hatter from Alice in Wonderland.

[–]sneffles -1 points0 points ago

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i'd "tap tap" that if you catch my drift.

[–]LondonUser -1 points0 points ago

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She sits like a man...

[–]ManofToast -1 points0 points ago

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I like the other gif with the kitty head-butt better.

[–]JohnnyNoCares -1 points0 points ago

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That girl looks exactly like Lauren Socha...

[–]Colorfag -1 points0 points ago

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My cat does this sometimes. Its pretty cute.

[–]jmonsignore -1 points0 points ago

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That cats face is flatter than that girls chest

[–]leet_hacksaw -1 points0 points ago

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Pardon me... Have you seen my ears?

[–]noflag -3 points-2 points ago

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Suprisingly less pedos in this repost thread today

[–]Siethron -3 points-2 points ago

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r/aww is leaking

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[–]TwinkiePinkie[S] 1 point2 points ago

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I'm downvoting you for the tag, and for being a hater of cats.

[–]JaysonAdHD 0 points1 point ago

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he's now tagged as whore slut hates cats.