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[–]shining_ 465 points466 points ago*

In other news, Drunken_Economist is probably POTATO_IN_MY_ANUS.

[–]foggart 150 points151 points ago

Drunk on homemade vodka.

[–]ShadyJane 94 points95 points ago

Good news! It's a suppository.

[–]Replies_With_GIFs 74 points75 points ago

And I thought I spent a lot of time on Reddit. If Drunken_Economist is also POTATO_IN_MY_ANUS (two people who already spend way too much time on Reddit themselves) it must either be someone with no life or a Time-Turner.

[–]BenjaminSkanklin 17 points18 points ago

I've had conversations with D_E, he works in Manhattan and is apparently pretty successful.

Successful enough to be giving away season tickets on r/buffalobills. He's a pretty legit sounding guy.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

Bad news! The suppository's literally just a potato soaked in vodka

[–]alpharaptor1 6 points7 points ago

i heard it tastes like ass.

[–]FTFM 9 points10 points ago

Ho-made...

[–]Windows_97 11 points12 points ago

IdaHO-made....

[–][deleted] ago*

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[–]duoizumi 20 points21 points ago

Not yet.

[–]apox64928 15 points16 points ago

isn't it drunken_economist?

[–]shining_ 5 points6 points ago

....Yes :'( My mistake.

[–]rmhawesome 6 points7 points ago

Nah I'd say Drunken and Worstanswerpossible might be the same

[–]SLOWchildrenplaying 127 points128 points ago

You're giving the Bots erections.

[–]InapplicableGIF 76 points77 points ago

[–]just_browsing_thanks 30 points31 points ago

They're so normal.

[–]centurion911 14 points15 points ago

Community is always applicable.

[–]firefliesofmontreal 10 points11 points ago

[–]sikefoo 11 points12 points ago

[–]Mitch_CAN 67 points68 points ago

thats me too, but also when potato-in-my-anus posts 50 times in one thread

[–]corney91 6 points7 points ago

Are you and indorock the same person as well? I don't trust Reddit...

[–]apox64928 2 points3 points ago

nobody should trust Reddit (fully)

[–]Trip_McNeely 5 points6 points ago

You never go full Reddit.

[–]monstercablessuck 10 points11 points ago

Shit, I just loaned Reddit $100 the other day, and my wife is out with Reddit right now. Does this mean I may not get my $100 back?

[–]me1sthought 5 points6 points ago

You still have your cats and bacon right?

[–]Negative__One 1 point2 points ago

You shouldn't, we're all the same person.

[–]AWhite_mage 1 point2 points ago

But im not you, unless...

[–]darthbob 686 points687 points ago

Who the fuck is andrewsmith1986?

[–]lostandblind 664 points665 points ago

He's the Kim Kardashian of Reddit.

[–]fellowtraveller 400 points401 points ago

Who the fuck is Kim Kardashian?

[–]register-THIS 749 points750 points ago

She's the andrewsmith1986 of TV.

[–]Jagxyz 330 points331 points ago

Who the fuck is TV?

[–]register-THIS 645 points646 points ago

It's the hotmail of entertainment.

[–][deleted] 174 points175 points ago

/thread

[–]TheFobb 220 points221 points ago

You're the AT&T of people

[–]TheBordone 126 points127 points ago

Oh, Britta's in this?

[–]TheOnlyNeb 77 points78 points ago

She's the worst.

[–]bvanman 5 points6 points ago

Thanks to Gillian, we know that "You're the AT&T of people" is a line improvised by Donald.

[–]Metalheadzaid 1 point2 points ago

You just blew my mind.

[–]OnceButNeverAgain 1 point2 points ago

WinRAR.

[–]Tappen_Zee 13 points14 points ago

It's like the internet, without options.

[–]easternone 5 points6 points ago

It's that thing that educates children these days.

[–]I_RAPE_PEOPLE_II 4 points5 points ago

The internet?

[–]Capitan_Amazing 1 point2 points ago

Kind of like the internet's retarded older brother.

[–]WotIsAUserName 1 point2 points ago

Who the fuck is TV?

are you sure you want to know - The Meaning of TV

[–]shillbert 1 point2 points ago

Triple Venetration.

[–]stratocastification 1 point2 points ago

Who was phone?

[–]SexLiesAndExercise 5 points6 points ago

Then who was TV?!

[–]monstercablessuck 23 points24 points ago

Vell, he's just zis guy, you know?

[–]godofallcows 3 points4 points ago

That character has so much more significance in the book.

Now everyone go read it. Hitchhiker's Guide.

[–]monstercablessuck 1 point2 points ago

I'm delighted that the reference was gotten, and yeah the books are amazing!

[–]godofallcows 1 point2 points ago

/r/DontPanic is small, but I will never skip a chance to share.

[–]AnHonestQuestions 3 points4 points ago

You're a real hoopy food.

[–]deepwank 145 points146 points ago

If he's not Forthewolfx I just don't care.

[–]TuriGuiliano 87 points88 points ago

FORTHEWOLFX IS HERE? WHERE! WHERE?!!!

[–]GODFATHER_OF_REDDIT 18 points19 points ago

Forthewolfx once showed me a video of him making love to my wife and it was the most beautiful damn thing I ever saw!!

[–]Topsiders 26 points27 points ago

IS HE HERE? HOW DO I LOOK?

[–]AliSalsa 14 points15 points ago

WITH YOUR HEART!

[–]dantepicante 15 points16 points ago

All I know about him is that he's apparently reddit-famous (and I have him RES tagged as such) and that he's supposedly everywhere.

[–]darthbob 121 points122 points ago

He's certainly no forthewolfx

[–]Nictionary 33 points34 points ago

No, forthewolfx is more like a Hollywood celebrity, while andrewsmith1986 is more like a big-time politician that everyone knows.

[–][deleted] 238 points239 points ago

THAT'S AN IMPOSSIBLE STANDARD TO HOLD ANYONE TO, FRIEND!

[–]Forthewolfx 401 points402 points ago

Aww, you are too kind.

[–]meowmeister 30 points31 points ago

Fingerpaint our love with my jizz.

[–]quartzar_the_king 118 points119 points ago

SIGN MY TITS

[–]andrewsmith1986 30 points31 points ago

can't you get arrested for this?

him being 14 and all?

[–]quartzar_the_king 33 points34 points ago

Get out of here andrew

[–]evelution 15 points16 points ago

Yeah, this thread's got nothing to do with him!

[–]stalksandrewsmith86 6 points7 points ago

Only in 43 states. Trust me, I keep track of stuff like this.

[–]Obvious-Implyer 1 point2 points ago

Upvoted for novelty. Good job.

[–]Wolf_Everstone 38 points39 points ago

Oh, hey! I moderate your subreddit!

How are you doing?

[–]Forthewolfx 142 points143 points ago

Ahh, my fellow wolf! I'm doing awesome! How about yourself?

[–]Wolf_Everstone 28 points29 points ago

Pretty good! Thanks!

[–]durmanhoth 27 points28 points ago

Dude. HE JUST REPLIED TO YOUR POST!!!!!!!

[–]AWhite_mage 1 point2 points ago

You must cherish this moment always.

[–]Jakeman52 45 points46 points ago

HOLY SHIT ITS FORTHEWOLFX!

[–]secretvictory 4 points5 points ago

i am a guy but i want to have your children

[–]kresblain 6 points7 points ago

Are you POTATO_IN_MY_ANUS?

[–]We_Are_Legion 21 points22 points ago

No, HE"S FORTHE FUCKING WOLFX! GET IT RIGHT

[–]Knight5 2 points3 points ago

THE WORLD MUST KNOW!

[–]gerrettheferrett 12 points13 points ago

ERROR: Famous Overload:

Too Many Famous People To Respond To...

ABORT ABORT

[–]gunnar120 2 points3 points ago

Wow. This is pretty cool. It's like if I saw Morgan Freeman walking down the street talking to Michio Kaku.

[–]TuriGuiliano 2 points3 points ago*

OH MY GOD, IT'S FORTHEWOLFX. SCRUB MY URETHERA WITH YOUR TONGUE THEN SIGN MY RECTUM!!

[–]uncleben85 4 points5 points ago

i cant believe you are here! i still cherish the autograph you gave me before!

[–]jordanicans 1 point2 points ago

Nobody can be too kind to you, you glorious god among men!

[–]Topsiders 1 point2 points ago

EVERYBODY LOOK BUSY! IT'S FOR THE WOLF X!

[–]glogloglo 11 points12 points ago

Hello! This may be unrelated, but as of right now, you average 547.8136 comment karma per day on Reddit. That is a very high rate. Thanks for reading.

[–]Mr_Moosey 1 point2 points ago

Are you actually andrewsmith1986?

[–]DrEddgarAllenPWN 1 point2 points ago

Wait, how does one become famous on reddit?

[–]wintervenom123 1 point2 points ago

Happy cake day.

[–]Taer 1 point2 points ago

No one could be.

[–]juhache 86 points87 points ago

He hates cats.

[–]TheAverageFatGuy 40 points41 points ago*

Here is his tag I have for him:

Had sex with a midget, doesn't like cats, wants sex with a teacher, prefers rape, crawls in peoples windows, wants more fortune tellers, friends with gutterpunks, lives in lafayette, is in the know with Snoop Dog, not sure what ducks are, thinks beating the shit out of a bus seat is fun, totally fucked over when it comes to jobs, carries a wallet with 300 euros, ID, and credit cards, girlfriend is filled with bees, gives a shit about red-bottomed heels, goes down on a lost comment thread, destroys his body with drugs and alcohol, is SUPER POLITE, a huge New Orleans Saints fan, works at an Oil/Energy Company, walked in on his roommate having gay sex,twice, first masturbated to Jenny McCarthy, president of /r/Iama, king of /r/politics, secretly loves to eat the little strands of poop that hang from butthole hairs, is a geologist Edit: Added others

[–]BenjaminSkanklin 16 points17 points ago

And here I thought I gave out too much personal info on here. Holy shit.

[–]CharlemagneIS 1 point2 points ago

Yeah, his girlfriend probably wouldn't appreciate him sharing her personal bee problem with the internet

[–]stalksandrewsmith86 1 point2 points ago

Stalking him is not a challenge, that's for sure.

[–]neverinvalid 30 points31 points ago

[–]ActionScripter9109 1 point2 points ago

TIL people use night mode.

[–]Ahnza 1 point2 points ago

Day mode burns my eyes.

[–]deepwank 4 points5 points ago

Don't forget he walked in on his roommate having gay sex. Twice.

[–]AJRiddle 3 points4 points ago

Just to add some stuff, he is a huge New Orleans Saints fan and works at an Oil/Energy Company and smokes cigarettes.

[–]TheAverageFatGuy 1 point2 points ago

destroys his body with drugs and alcohol

ಠ_ಠ

[–]kolm 5 points6 points ago

girlfriend is filled with bees

Hmmmh..

[–]intensenerd 1 point2 points ago

He's the Stig?

[–]canalzonie 1 point2 points ago

which lafayette though?

[–]brian69 16 points17 points ago

And has no butt

[–]philkav 34 points35 points ago

And his big ugly face is as dumb as a butt

[–]galileofan 18 points19 points ago

I heard that he shaves his ass and walks backward to make people think it's his face.

[–]fakedaycakeday 2 points3 points ago

AND he wears glasses.

[–]go_boy 1 point2 points ago

He's the best... at being a big jerk who's stupid...

And his big ugly face is as dumb as a butt

[–]Floopadoopa 8 points9 points ago

And he wants to slaughter a goat.

[–]MY_PENIS_IS_ON_FIRE 56 points57 points ago

A relatively famous user who has been on Reddit a very long time.

[–]GoGoGadge7 96 points97 points ago

So he is the MisterBabyMan of Reddit.

Every site has one.

[–]AbsolutTBomb 85 points86 points ago

Thanks to you, this is first time I've even thought of Digg in almost 2 years.

[–]ohhoe 11 points12 points ago

sings memoriessss.

Us ex digg users are in a better place now.

[–]Joghobs 6 points7 points ago

HIS NAME WAS DIGG.COM

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

And he was 48 year old. His name was digg.com, and he will be 48 years old forever.

[–]Smaskifa 1 point2 points ago

I'm so glad I left Digg. It was getting to be just a site full of lego links and cat pictures.

[–]-glass 4 points5 points ago

Or the eldavojohn of Reddit, if you came from Slashdot.

[–]Turin_The_Mormegil 1 point2 points ago

The Bib Fortuna, Twi'lek if you came from the Jedi Council Forums.

[–]r-e-d-d-i-t 2 points3 points ago

I thought that titled belonged to DrJulianBashir

[–]skeeto 9 points10 points ago

Yup, he registered his reddit acount in 1986, hence the name.

[–]MY_PENIS_IS_ON_FIRE 4 points5 points ago

Back when Reddit was a BBS door game.

[–]xlaxplaya 6 points7 points ago

I think he's a mod, too. Or at least he was.

[–]Nagus_Maximus420 16 points17 points ago

Yeah....famous...

[–]gconsier 6 points7 points ago

I have a little 5 year sticker but I do not think I am famous.

Also this will probably get downvoted to hell or something.

[–]3yrlurker2ndacct 4 points5 points ago

Exactly. Being popular on reddit is like being the smartest person with down syndrome.

Stolen from Waiting...

[–]Scuttlebuttz93 10 points11 points ago

Who the fuck is andrewsmith1986 AND POLITE_ALLCAPS_GUY?

[–][deleted] 21 points22 points ago

The former is an /r/pics and /r/funny mod that is apparently some sort of Reddit celebrity and the latter is a shitty stupid gimmick account that got really popular, was an /r/F7U12 mod, and has people ironically tell him they want to have sex with him.

So, basically, Justin Bieber of Reddit.

[–]AnkenTEM 9 points10 points ago

Who shit in your cereal this morning?

[–]shootinthebreeze 17 points18 points ago

This was my reaction. http://imgur.com/Hd9dN

[–]brazilliandanny 229 points230 points ago

Except he's not, it was a joke that apparently Redditors failed to grasp.

[–]Velitatio 176 points177 points ago

I give even fewer shits about that

[–]BenjaminSkanklin 36 points37 points ago

The fact that I'm even mildly interested in this whole thing is starting to make me want to get the fuck out of here.

[–]yep45 18 points19 points ago

how do you know?

[–]Retawekaj 29 points30 points ago

This post contains proof that they are not the same person.

[–]Robial 5 points6 points ago

It's not really a joke but more of a tiny circlejerk over how many people they tricked and how little anyone actually cares. Really, why would anyone assume they were lying.

[–]Finaltidus 68 points69 points ago

wait, when did this news pop up.

[–][deleted] 37 points38 points ago

lastnight. i woke up at like 1 am EST and i was shocked... i guess.

[–]theislandking 14 points15 points ago

link to convo/thread? as we wanna relive your past

[–]theislandking 7 points8 points ago

THANK YOUUUU

[–]digitalpizza 21 points22 points ago

This is what happens when Reddit makes up its own memes.

How embarrassing

[–]original-finder 267 points268 points ago

[–]shat93 64 points65 points ago

oh hi

[–]hitsonbots 43 points44 points ago

Well hello there.

[–]theislandking 18 points19 points ago

your account is pure relief for my time and patience

[–]sebzim4500 27 points28 points ago

You know he was joking right?

[–]Robial 77 points78 points ago

You cared enough to make a thread about it.

[–]Fragatta 63 points64 points ago

Me thinks it's the karma he wants.

[–]th_squirrel 20 points21 points ago

Wait, people do things just for karma? WHAT IS THIS INTERNET COMING TO?

[–][deleted] 22 points23 points ago

You think the internet is bad? In Buddhism, people have been doing things just for karma for thousands of years.

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

LOL! GOOD ONE, NINGISHZIDA!

[–]slightlyuseful 23 points24 points ago

Who?

[–]Maynguene_banana 132 points133 points ago

andrewsmith1986 is a mod who posts all the effing time, I don't really like him.

POLITE_ALL_CAPS_GUY is a hero of a man whom I respect at every level of existence.

[–]Identity_disorder 128 points129 points ago

Then this must be hard for you.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]hazmattsui 75 points76 points ago

nah, relevant_rule_34 provides content

[–]DirtyBojanglez 19 points20 points ago

That's cold, bro. Real cold.

[–]Jagxyz 4 points5 points ago

Yet true.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

Maynguene banana. MAYNGUENE BANANA.

[–]aFlyingGuru 6 points7 points ago

Am I the only one who doesn't know who andrewsmith1986 is?

[–]silversapp 3 points4 points ago

He's just a mod who posts all the time.

[–]monstercablessuck 1 point2 points ago

Vell, he's just zis guy, you know?

[–]soulblow 10 points11 points ago

OMG! Did you hear that that one guy I don't give a fuck about is really that other guy i don't give a fuck about...HOLY SHIT!

This news will take a huge bite out of reddit making fun of annoying facebook people.

[–]BlueThundah 5 points6 points ago

so the guy who is always all over reddit is ALSO the guy who is always all over reddit? no fucking way.

[–]HowsItBeenBen 11 points12 points ago

who the fuck are either of these people...

wait... nevermind... I dont give a shit.

[–]joetromboni 9 points10 points ago

do you have to ask permission before you go pee as well?

[–]jase1014 9 points10 points ago

Someone i never heard of has another account i never heard of....exciting news.

[–]silversapp 6 points7 points ago

I find it surprising that you've never heard of either of them.

[–]advocatel 2 points3 points ago

Can someone explain why this is important? I feel like I'm missing out on some Reddit magic. Who are these people to begin with?

[–]kantorekB14 2 points3 points ago

Being Reddit famous is like being famous for making top rated comments on youtube, shit.

[–]Demzom 2 points3 points ago

Who the F are those guys? They're just normal redditors right? Why do they have such high reputation.

[–]ghow34 2 points3 points ago

[–]Evil_ash 2 points3 points ago

I need to go-the-fuck outside. Christ.

[–]acdarc 7 points8 points ago

who the fuck is polite_all_caps_guy, who the fuck is andrewsmith1986, and why the fuck should anyone care?

[–]Legolambnon 6 points7 points ago

Scumbag indorock. Claims not to care about POLITE_ALL_CAPS_GUY, makes a post about it.

[–]cptspiffy 3 points4 points ago

I'd post a link to one of those "LOOK at all the fucks I give" jpgs, but I don't care enough.

I mean, I cared enough to post this, but not enough to google up a jpg. So my level of caring is somewhere between "no fucks" and "single casual fuck" on the Grundle Fuck Scale.

[–]Throwawaychica 1 point2 points ago

I read a portion of the original post and couldn't make heads or tails of it, so I said fuckit.

[–]SSpartikuSS 1 point2 points ago

If you're up to it, meet me at Zihuatanejo. I'll be working on my boat.

[–]DemonMuffins 1 point2 points ago

I don't even know who these two people are. :(

[–]sqq 1 point2 points ago

context link ?

[–]Sogeking99 1 point2 points ago

I've seen POLITE_ALLCAPS_GUY posting in /r/lgbt about /r/ainbow Never seen his other account.

[–]Identity_disorder 1 point2 points ago

If it ain't forthwlfox then I don't give a fuck.

[–]mushyz 1 point2 points ago

this guy has too much time on his hands

[–]osmigos 1 point2 points ago

I never knew who either of them were before this.

[–]shawndrake2 1 point2 points ago

I obviously don't spend enough time on Reddit.... I don't have a clue who either of these cats are.

[–]JCockMonger267 1 point2 points ago

There's cats on Reddit now?!

[–]escfrizby 1 point2 points ago

Well, you ain't Fiona Apple.

[–]laddergoat89 1 point2 points ago

So karma means that much to him that he need 2 accounts? One being a karma goldmine.

ಠ_ಠ

[–]idontgivetwoshits 1 point2 points ago

seriously, who fucking cares

[–]johnnyrd 1 point2 points ago

So does this mean that POLITE_ALL_CAPS_GUY also hates cats? This is a problem.

[–]StopHittingOnMe 1 point2 points ago

OH FOR FUCKS SAKE

KARMA WHORE

[–]ShakeyBobWillis 1 point2 points ago

"reddit famous"...how embarrassing.

[–]Athene_Wins 1 point2 points ago

Seriously. Who the hell cares?

[–]fatanteater 1 point2 points ago

Who cares? Just another useless novelty account.

[–]Afterburned 1 point2 points ago

I never understand why people read usernames.

[–]Factacular 2 points3 points ago

Just another attention seeker. I hate this dude and all his names.