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[–]870 414 points415 points ago

[–]nightfan 58 points59 points ago

All these reverse gifs never cease to make me chuckle.

[–]BlatantlyNiceGuy 23 points24 points ago

Hey well, I'm just going to put it out there - I sure hope you find a job man.

[–]870 17 points18 points ago

Thanks dude

[–]takes_all_thecredit 1 point2 points ago

My pleasure.

[–]MaidenLane 1 point2 points ago

Yay poverty! Let's drink!

[–]ROFLWOFFL 1 point2 points ago

Gunna have to use this in the future..

[–]mrupyours13 1 point2 points ago

The best part is you look relaxed and cool about that

[–]870 2 points3 points ago

:)

[–]davidO77 573 points574 points ago

Imagine waking up drunk AT work. When I first started working at wendys, they called me in at eleven at night to help close since a closer called out super late. Apparently I said yes, had my gf drive me there, yet I don't remember anything except taking two back to back shots of bourbon after a night of drinking, then coming to while cleaning the grill. At least I had warned my boss I was drunk.

[–]ScreamingSkull 316 points317 points ago

fuck yeah, alcohol.

[–]zombeeeez 119 points120 points ago

The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems

[–]Rmeder1 91 points92 points ago

"Alright Brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you. But lets just do this, and I can get back to killing you with beer."

[–]KeigaTide 36 points37 points ago

"Deal."

[–]Obi_Juan 1 point2 points ago

where is this from? its fucking hilarious

[–]negative_discourse 1 point2 points ago

the simpsons

[–]athizzle 25 points26 points ago

One time I got home so drunk and woke up the next morning hungover having to go to work. Guess what I had for lunch? Yep you guessed it. A nap under my boss's desk in the fetal position.

[–]VulgarityEnsues 6 points7 points ago

Excellent choice, the last place he'd ever look.

[–]RockFourFour 17 points18 points ago

I call that 'blacking in', and it's like time travel for the person experiencing it. It's 1am and you're drinking, WOOOOO!----10am watching tv, eating breakfast. Whoa....

[–]easternone 1 point2 points ago

Happened to me last night, I was just out in central London, next thing I was home on Skype with a girl. Yeah, my life's not that interesting really.

[–]nicolauz 1 point2 points ago

Psh Amateur. You haven't enjoyed life until you microwaved a Lunchable and argued with yourself for 20 minutes.

[–]Laotzume 47 points48 points ago

Through empirical evidence I have learned that everyone who works at Wendys is a Juggalo. Can you refute this? It's for science.

[–]Ringmaster187 20 points21 points ago

HE KNOWS OUR SECRET. GRAB YOUR HATCHETS HOMIES...

[–]MaidenLane 4 points5 points ago

whoop whoop

[–]nothereorareyou 5 points6 points ago

I actually think you're on to something there.

[–]optimusprime911 2 points3 points ago

I worked at Wendys, and I have never been a juggalo. Then again, I didn't work there very long, maybe it just takes time.

[–]JavaLSU 86 points87 points ago

When I was in college I used to do IT work for the student dorms and admin offices. Basically I just sad in a room waiting for a call (think IT Crowd).

Well... One night I was up all night doing nothing in particular. I was bored so I headed to the lobby of my dorm to see if anything was going on. Long story short I ended up doing around 7 shots of rum in under 15 minutes. Oh..and I had to be at work in an hour.

I just sat in my room praying I didn't get a call that morning (I worked a 3 hour shift in the mornings). Sure enough I got a call and had to take apart a computer but couldn't work the tiny screwdriver.

I gave up and went back to my room. The rumor went around that I showed up drunk but nobody gave a shit.

[–]IHeartAmber 206 points207 points ago

Basically I just sad in a room

Whoa, that's deep.

[–]JavaLSU 87 points88 points ago

Talk about a Freudian slip

[–]lumberingJack 8 points9 points ago

That's when you say one word but mean your mother.

[–]thelittleking 40 points41 points ago

I write a joke for your punchline:

What did the students say about the psychology professor who showed up to work in her undergarment?

[–]wateravenuecoffee 6 points7 points ago

something about a woman with penis envy slipping on a big banana

[–]Orbixx 5 points6 points ago

As a sysadmin, I find massive hilarity in this sad truth.

[–]Boyblunder 14 points15 points ago

Good thing alcohol is legal so we can all get super fucked up and show up to work drunk.

[–]easternone 5 points6 points ago

I never understand why it's acceptable for people to smoke during work but having a quick drink is frowned upon

[–]avanish11 6 points7 points ago

It's not ok being extremely high at work, but I'd say it's sometimes even a good thing being a little high at work. It makes you more focused and makes menial jobs a lot less boring. I guess it would be alright having a beer or 2 before work, as long as you don't become impaired from it.

[–]easternone 10 points11 points ago

I meant cigarettes.

[–]nicolauz 4 points5 points ago

As a cigarette smoker I always love asking people if they smoke, and they ask "Cigarettes ?" Automatically confirming they smoke weed.

[–]MaidenLane 1 point2 points ago

I guess because cigarettes can't make you a liability / affect your behavior professionally no matter how much you smoke them (within reason).

When your speech can become slurred, motor skills and judgment affected, etc - that would be a factor for the employer, no? Of course 1 drink is not going to do that to anybody, but you let a fox loose in the henhouse by that type of precedent...

[–]elfonzi 1 point2 points ago

It is until you work as an executive. My cousin is a partner at a company and every time I stop by we end up drinking. Shit he has a full bar pretty much in his office.

[–]level1 3 points4 points ago

Because drinking intoxicates you and smoking doesn't.

[–]davidO77 1 point2 points ago

Can't tell if you're sarcastic, or don't like alcohol.

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[–]reaper6788 49 points50 points ago

I've worked fast food before, if he doesn't let people work drunk he's not gonna have any employees.

[–]sailfaster 1 point2 points ago

works out fine for the company, their not liable for work accidents if the person is under the influence, and how the hell are they going to prove the manager was negligent about encouraging drunkeness out of their employees

[–]miningfish 11 points12 points ago

I worked for a college bar/restaurant. Saying you were drunk was not a deterrent at all if they really needed someone. People, including the head manager, would get high at work. Sunday mornings, everyone from the cooks to the manager were almost always hung over/still drunk. Saturday mornings, usually only half of us were hung over. That line of work makes you an alcoholic.

[–]Hollipeno 10 points11 points ago

Been in this industry for years. We drink before, during and after work.

[–]mtlaw13 1 point2 points ago

I worked in a bar/restaurant during college as well. 2 out of the 3 bartenders who worked there would take my large fountain drink cup and mix me huge crown and coke's. Which I would happily sip on as I prepared the patron's tasty bar food which mainly consisted of me lowering and raising the fryer basket...

[–]TheLostSanity 4 points5 points ago

Your reply to the above comment, while technically prudent, shows an amount of risk-taking behavior inclination that I would probably find severely lacking should we be actual friends. I suggest more risk, and to 'live a little'.

Damn it. I'm still drunk too.

[–]elfonzi 1 point2 points ago

Yep no chefs drink during service in real resteraunts, keep telling yourself so many red face chefs are that because they are jolly.

[–]BarnabyFuttock 198 points199 points ago

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest?

[–]MrTurkle 70 points71 points ago*

Yeah! That movie has a bunch of grey actors in it. how about the young Danny Devito? He looks like he's about 18 in it.

Edit: Steven wright isn't in it. But Scatman Cruthers is as Mr.Turkle. ahem

[–]Maxamillionaire 80 points81 points ago

Grey actors? I could have sworn the movie was in color.

[–]beebhead 39 points40 points ago*

And here I was thinking that "grey actors" was some artsy phrase used to describe great old actors when they were young and in their first movies...

[–]vgunmanga 7 points8 points ago

Well, let's hear it.

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[–]Mexicore42 8 points9 points ago

see: OP's gif

[–]kcg5 9 points10 points ago

I don't believe this.

[–]innosins 13 points14 points ago

I want to believe...I think.

[–]n8bit 2 points3 points ago

I'm just going to believe this is true, even if it's not. It's funnier that way.

[–]Elidor 11 points12 points ago

Remember me, Eddie? When your brother sucked my dick I talked...JUST...LIKE...THIS!!!**

[–]Hollipeno 3 points4 points ago

Gay for pay.

[–]NateRTW 3 points4 points ago

For all that is BTTF, I hope you're lying.

[–]zman0728 7 points8 points ago

...what did I just read?

[–]anangrybanana 6 points7 points ago

Ok fine, I'll give you the shorter version. One of my closest friends is in a band and they got signed by a major record label, and after they signed the paperwork, they went out to party in LA. They ended up in one of those bars that you'd see on Entourage, and in the bar were the likes of Trent Reznor and other famous musicians and actors. Also in the bar was Christopher Lloyd. My buddy's at the bar, and Lloyd is next to him when my buddy is ordering up a round of shots, and my buddy realizes who he is and says "DOC!". Anyway they get to talking, and my buddy is telling Lloyd about how they just got signed, etc. At some point in the conversation my buddy says "it'd be nice to party with some blow" and Lloyd agrees and gives him $300 to buy an eight ball or whatever he could get. Fast-forwarding an hour or so, the band is doing lines with Doc in a hotel room, when Doc decides that they should order some strippers. Strippers come, more coke is snarfed, and eventually strippers go. Then shit gets weird. Apparently Doc asks if they want to watch some porn, and at this point my friend and his bandmates are like "uhhhhh", and Doc apologizes saying "I just get horny on coke, sorry". They sort of laugh it off and at one point my buddy and Doc are hanging out chatting while his other bandmates are across the room. This is where shit gets really weird. Doc offers my friend $300 to suck his dick. My friend says "DUDE! What the fuck? I'm not gay, and I'm definitely not a gay prostitute!" and once again Doc apologizes and blames the coke for being horny. Then Doc gets off his final plea-- he offers my friend $300 to allow him to suck my friend's dick. My friend says "Dude I told you I'm not gay!" and Doc says "yeah neither am I, I'm just horny" and at that point they asked Doc to go and he obliged.

The crazy thing is that my friend talked to him a few more times by phone after that, and even got him to send him a few thousand dollars!? We tease my buddy about it often, accusing him of being Doc's sex slave because why the hell else would he send him large sums of cash?

[–]Ancaeus 1 point2 points ago

I have the weirdest boner right now.

[–]Whitescar 1 point2 points ago

Medication Time, Medication Time.

[–]grantly0711 1 point2 points ago

Replying, because my friends need to see this.

[–]goofball_jones 1 point2 points ago

Hey, be sure to ask him if he remembers this if he ever does an AMA here.

[–]goose666 2 points3 points ago

yeah, lets hear it!

[–]Devinm84 2 points3 points ago

It is indeed a much younger Lloyd.

[–]lulzenstein 1 point2 points ago*

I Just watched this movie.

EDIT: Thank you Netflix!

[–]MrTurkle 10 points11 points ago

Aw shit. That's what I get for posting on my phone.

[–]yParticle 9 points10 points ago

You might want to think about upgrading that Apple Newton.

[–]MadManMax55 26 points27 points ago

Holy crap! I never realized that Martini was DeVito until I saw this comment and looked it up. He looks (and sounds) completely different.

[–]RealDollNipSlip 9 points10 points ago

On It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, DeVito recreates that famous escape scene in a crazy house by a tall Indian.

[–]dudleymooresbooze 11 points12 points ago

He's like 4 foot 9. He's kinda easy to pick out of a lineup.

[–]HerbertMcSherbert 16 points17 points ago

Depends how high up the one-way glass is.

[–]Whitescar 7 points8 points ago

Put it in the basket Chief!

[–]HocusThePocus 1 point2 points ago

He kind of looks like... Young Danny DeVito..

[–]zombieunicorn 1 point2 points ago

Stephen Wright? What part are you talking about?

[–]threwnawayed 25 points26 points ago

Yes. I lived that movie for a week last year. Fun.

[–]jonathanrdt 17 points18 points ago

AMA request: you.

[–]threwnawayed 45 points46 points ago

Was fired from a large computer retailer-one named after fruit. Basically, I blew the whistle on people stealing & a manager who didn't like me very much played it up to the Loss Prevention dept. that I was involved. Canned.

Always struggled w/ anxiety & severe depression anyway, but this sent me into a tailspin. One morning the tears just wouldn't stop & my doc told me to get to an ER immediately. There they treated me great until my urinalysis showed I had pot in my system. Their compassion disappeared and they committed me, saying I was suicidal. I wasn't, but I told them that simply dying from some external source wouldn't be entirely unwelcome. I shouldn't have been honest in this instance.

Being admitted to the facility I was a wreck and was considering it a significant step backwards. This was mainly a geriatric ward & while the intake nurse was evaluating me a patient was loudly demanding that they "put on the goddamn ball-game!" I couldn't help thinking of Cuckoos Nest & as I looked up another patient w/ long black hair & hospital gown was limping past the room I was in. I actually laughed through my tears at this. Although he turned out to be Asian & not an Indian, he did not utter a single word in the week I was there.

Most of the other patients were receiving shock therapy & all week the parallells to the movie couldn't escape me.

"Lived it" is probably an overstatement, but the odd similarities to the movie & characters during my stay were striking.

[–]Kikipipi 8 points9 points ago

Funnily enough, I was bullied at my last job which was a phone company named after a fruit too. I was bullied so much that I suffered anxiety, depression and later IBS. I was put on a course with other people 'in the same boat' where we'd meet once a week and discuss ways of overcoming our issues. It was like the scene from 'one flew over..' where they all sit round with Nurse Ratchcunt and talk about our problems. Made me smile through my tears too. Hope all is well with you now though :)

[–]Kiwispam84 15 points16 points ago

I always knew there was something wrong with Bananaphones.

[–]threwnawayed 6 points7 points ago

Still jobless & morbidly depressed unfortunately. But I thank you nonetheless.

[–]RamonaLittle 6 points7 points ago

I'm just a random internet person, but for what it's worth, I'm sorry to hear that. I hope things get better for you soon. Hang in there.

[–]Kikipipi 5 points6 points ago

I'm still jobless too sadly (been 2 years but first year and 8months I couldn't leave the house. Wish you all the best though.

[–]h2g242 1 point2 points ago

I can only think of one fruit company. Now I am confused.

[–]Lilday 6 points7 points ago

Apple

BlackBerry

Orange

Yeah I'm done. (Funny how all three are related to mobile communications).

[–]h2g242 4 points5 points ago

Technically it's RIM... but ok. You win.

[–]aniratak 4 points5 points ago

I present to you: the least fortunate man in the world. You need a hug.

[–]Cutsprocket 4 points5 points ago

Lived it?

[–]patterned 1 point2 points ago

If you really want a mindfuck, read The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test by Tom Wolfe. It's a detailed, inside account of Ken Kesey, The Pranksters, the evolution of LSD, Day-Glo, etc.

Kesey is the man who wrote One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest. He was one of the pioneers in the California LSD scene; a very controversial figure.

[–]MitenMan123 125 points126 points ago

Great scott..

[–]I_wwebsite 21 points22 points ago

How could I have been so careless?

[–]PSNDonutDude 13 points14 points ago

Run for it Marty!

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[–]Lachmanifesto 101 points102 points ago*

Just remember: of the three customers you see; help the one in the middle.

[–]thatkenyan 12 points13 points ago

I'm going to blame alcohol for not being able to get it the first time..

[–]vgunmanga 5 points6 points ago

I still don't get it. Sadly, I'm extremely sober.

[–]rach11 8 points9 points ago

drunk so seeing one person as 3 people, "seeing triple" instead of seeing double I guess

[–]nemec 2 points3 points ago

"seeing double"

[–]WeaponGrade 21 points22 points ago

I left the bar at 2:00. Was at work at 3:00. The aisle is gonna look like shit today.

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[–]bendeboy 1 point2 points ago

i got a fricking awesome co-worker of mine (who drinks every waking hour). The boss does nothing and he is the most hilarious dude, always happy, always friendly. does shit for work, and sometimes gives me a pint to go home with. :)

I am a nightstalker*

[–]reaper6788 4 points5 points ago

upvote for night stockers

[–]rhubarbbus 31 points32 points ago

If you really are Christopher Lloyd I think they'll wait. I'd wait for Doc.

[–]tobold 1 point2 points ago

He does have a time machine, so he really has no excuse...

[–]Alsttr 26 points27 points ago

Took me awhile to realise it was a .gif

[–]scottb84 12 points13 points ago

Lately, everything on Reddit is a GIF.

[–]monthly 12 points13 points ago

Life is a .gif

[–]Blackby4 5 points6 points ago

Takes a long time to load and has poor fps? Yep.

[–]freewheeling 1 point2 points ago

Choosy moms choose .gif

[–]Shock_Johnson 2 points3 points ago

Welcome to the future!

[–]ohnowait 8 points9 points ago

Coffee! Get me coffee NOW!

[–]pib712 5 points6 points ago

"How many has he had?"

"Just that one..."

[–]EliQuince 2 points3 points ago

This man needs coffee and donuts, stat!

[–]pinkfloydhey 23 points24 points ago

It's Sunday you fucking twat. I freaked out for a minute there.

[–]sesaman 1 point2 points ago

I have to wake up at 5:30 every Sunday so I can get to work on time. But they pay is double so I ain't even mad.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

I like your hair-do.

[–]koface[S] 40 points41 points ago

Thanks, I doed it myself.

[–]trouseranaconda 6 points7 points ago

This is a great movie. Loved the book too. It's from the perspective of chief, so it's an unreliable narrator style. Check it out.

[–]OleDaneBoy 4 points5 points ago

My fav. Character from One Flew Over, those damn eyes

[–]scamperly 5 points6 points ago

Doc brown?

[–]Kiwispam84 4 points5 points ago

Ooh, more Cuckoo's Nest gifs and Ovaltine, please!

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

I used to work in the dining room of a retirement home. One day, we had a couple feet of snow while I was at work. I had to work the next day, and my work gave me and a few other guys from the kitchen a room for the night so we didn't have to drive. Well, we hit up the liquor store. I downed a bottle of vodka with one of the other guys. Next morning, I come to walking down the stairs in uniform down to the kitchen. I realize what is happening and start complaining about people calling out because of the snow and saying how pissed I was that I had to fill in for them. Well, apparently I was asked on the phone to work and agreed to do it. My drunken self decided it was a good idea to work.

[–]freelittyta 13 points14 points ago

one time i went to this place that had the best canada day eve parties in ottawa. it was an after hours type of 'rave' place. so anyways, i go, drop acid, take ecstacy, stay there until 7am, went home, got ready to work for 8am, on canada day, in downtown ottawa, still high on acid/ecstacy. no fun. no. fun. everything was glowing orange/yellow/red, i had the stomach rot like mad and i was cleaning up omelettes and other egg creations that people would cover in katsup... lesson learned. but it was fun till work. this was years and years ago. maybe canada day 1998 or 99. i've never done anything so stupid since.

[–]a066684 3 points4 points ago

after hours type of 'rave' place, somewhere in Ottawa [paraphrased]

Only the true acid/intoxication stories have vague locations and descriptions of places visited.

[–]corban 5 points6 points ago

what movie is that from?

[–]thatguyryan 16 points17 points ago

One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest

[–]Advertisements 3 points4 points ago

Why?

[–]GenTso 10 points11 points ago

To get to the other side.

[–]zoidb0rg 12 points13 points ago

Because.

[–]stevescorpio 4 points5 points ago

I once went in to the office at 3am, because it was closer to the bar than my house, slept under my desk. Woke up at 7:30am, drank about a pot of coffee, and got an early start on the day.

[–]MarrowDunk 1 point2 points ago

George Costanza?! Did you have a pillow under there?

[–]SirBlackballs 3 points4 points ago

what an amazing actor. Those facial renditions truly encapsulate the rawness of shock

[–]jollythan 2 points3 points ago

"ahhhh, tonight was so fun - ....SHIT"

[–]InTheNameofMe 2 points3 points ago

Last night I slept off my drink at my office since I had to work at 5am - managed to still be late to work. While in the building. Skills, my friends. Skills.

[–]latetofrontpageparty 2 points3 points ago

Adderall

[–]Twatticus 2 points3 points ago

It's also the same face you make when you've managed to squeeze out a nice silent fart that no one noticed but then the smell hits your nostrils and you realise that you've produced a work of evil.

[–]jandalofdoom 2 points3 points ago

This is just another demonstration of why Christopher Loyd is the freaking man.

At the beginning of Back to the future II they had to re-shoot the last scene from Back to the future I because they had changed the actress. If you watch the two scenes side by side, Loyd is flawless in his repeat performance. And remember - they happened almost 5 years apart!

[–]andrewsmith1986 20 points21 points ago

HAS NEVER STOPPED ME.

[–]MarzMonkey 0 points1 point ago

O.O Happy...Happy Cake Day, oh famous one.

[–]Chuymatt 4 points5 points ago

Ones. Famous ones.

[–]LChurch 1 point2 points ago

Woah, that's heavy.

[–]TheBlueBubbles 1 point2 points ago

There's that word again; "heavy". Why are things so heavy in the future?

[–]6NippleCharlie 1 point2 points ago

Goose Pelosi for me when you get in.

[–]XSV 1 point2 points ago

I slept for 45 minutes one night on the floor and worked a 8:30am-7pm shift. This was when I realized my I needed to move out of my apartment because my best friend was a terrible choice for a roommate.

[–]iLLeT 1 point2 points ago

I knew this guy that would walk to the gas station during his lunch to drink some beer.

[–]WeAllWin 1 point2 points ago

Christopher Lloyd is an awesome actor.

[–]grandoiseau 1 point2 points ago

"peculiar? wtf is peculiar?"

[–]JakeBaked 1 point2 points ago

I love "One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest". That's one of my favorite movies.

[–]sabreteeth 1 point2 points ago

You had me convinced it was monday for a second.

How long have I been on Reddit?!!

[–]Plippet 1 point2 points ago

is this gif from one flew over the cuckoos nest?

[–]jimmyshagbag 1 point2 points ago

My birthday was the day before we deployed to Iraq. Ended up getting smashed and getting a call from my buddy telling me to hurry the hell up and get to the company as fast as possible with all my stuff. By the time I got there and started seeing crying wives I put two and two together >.>

[–]lord_dude 1 point2 points ago

best part is when the gifs repeat its like "well fuck it"

[–]MadKat88 1 point2 points ago

One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest FTW! The book was better though..

[–]LlamaInATux 1 point2 points ago

[–]ElementK 1 point2 points ago

Let's hope this dumbass didn't drive himself to work and endanger everybody else.

[–]abaganoush 1 point2 points ago

WHAT A COINCIDENCE! I am watching One Flew Over on my other screen AS I HIT THIS THREAD! This scene played about 20 min. ago!!

[–]KaiserAcore 2 points3 points ago

Someone stuck a cigarette where it doesn't belong :S

[–]jsx 6 points7 points ago

Brought to you by the same web site that complains about unemployment and how hard it is to get a job out of college.

[–]EndTimer 20 points21 points ago*

Surely you're joking if you mean to imply that the majority of people who complain about the job market are also sometimes (or often) drunk when they go into work.

Reddit has millions of readers, it's possible to have a few thousand jobless college students AND a seldom-overlapping body of people who show up to work hammered.

This is almost akin to saying the same thing about Facebook.

[–]Lambchops_Legion 9 points10 points ago

Yeah its almost as if there are a bunch of different people on this website with different opinions and experiences.

[–]sergregor 2 points3 points ago

I hate when people say "X am in the morning". So redundant.

[–]Saivo 1 point2 points ago

I also hate it when people say "X am" or "X pm" - it's so superfluous and redundant. It's much more convenient to use 24-hour clock to express time properly.

[–]poptaratman 1 point2 points ago

YES! Thank you! That mistake makes people look so stupid..

[–]slipandslide 0 points1 point ago

Worst feeling.

[–]curlybrownie 0 points1 point ago

You could not have come up with a more accurate .gif for this. THANK YOU for starting my day with loud laughter.

[–]patmagic 0 points1 point ago

I bet a buck!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

this exact thing happened to me this morning, up till 2ish, work at 6...challenge accepted.

[–]squ1dge 0 points1 point ago

goggles eyes are, "drunk at 4am", the relaxed smile is "realising work starts in 3 hours"

[–]Hatsumi__x 0 points1 point ago

what a handsome man

[–]UofHCougarFan 0 points1 point ago

atleast you didnt ramble on reddit like this guy

[–]jablair51 0 points1 point ago

That was Christopher Lloyd's first movie, btw.

[–]hiphophippopotamus 0 points1 point ago*

I know that feel. I'd changed shifts then promptly forgot about it. That day at work was definitely worse than usual.

[–]StraightMacabre 0 points1 point ago

I'm tired, and it's a bunch of bologna!

[–]piedside 0 points1 point ago

I love that movie. So Damn Much.

[–]Slugathor 0 points1 point ago

Lol, Christopher Lloyd looks like my dad in this gif.

[–]vegetablesurprise 0 points1 point ago

I would like somebody to make a reversal of GIF.

[–]Sugreev2001 0 points1 point ago

Great Scott !!!

[–]Squishpoke 0 points1 point ago

Work, on a Sunday?

You should consider joining an organized religion that bans work on Sundays.

[–]Hurock 0 points1 point ago

The same happened to me this week... But, I made the mistake of going to sleep.

[–]PSNDonutDude 0 points1 point ago

Chris? Christopher Lloyd? Upvote from me.

[–]FCKSQUATCH 0 points1 point ago

I think I might still be a little drunk from last night. Is that animated?

[–]toomuchfrosting 0 points1 point ago

Great Scott!

[–]C0PPERT0NE 0 points1 point ago

That was me as well good sir

[–]Johnofthewest 0 points1 point ago

Once this post reach 2500 upvotes we're gonna see some serious shit.

[–]IAmMaximus 0 points1 point ago

Challenge accepted.

[–]sroske1[!] 0 points1 point ago

i do not eat out the day after St. Pat's. i even avoid coffee shops.

[–]Argy 0 points1 point ago

submitted 3 hours ago

How's it going?

[–]Mainstreamscott 0 points1 point ago

totally did that last night.

[–]PSBlake 0 points1 point ago

Or, "Sober at 8pm on your day off, realizing that you agreed to cover your friend's shift, which started two hours ago."

[–]half_blood_prince 0 points1 point ago

Sigh, eght hour shift here I come....

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Favorite movie. I'd like the see about 30 gifs from this film

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

I love how content he looks at the start

[–]Freterz 0 points1 point ago

I know that feel bro. See you in 5 hours. Fuck