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[–]kergeten 478 points479 points ago*

Get that printer off that desk so you can move your mouse!!

[–]Cross88 104 points105 points ago

Desk? You mean dresser?

[–]Sentient545 18 points19 points ago

Where the hell do his legs go?

[–]GodzillaRobot 97 points98 points ago

This exactly. I don't think that mouse can move an inch.

[–]MarlonBain 444 points445 points ago

If the sensitivity is high enough, an inch is all you need!

[–]polobbq 926 points927 points ago

That's what she said.

[–]swineiscool 138 points139 points ago

That was perfect.

[–]pldidit 22 points23 points ago

It sounds more like something he would say.

[–]GodzillaRobot 3 points4 points ago

True story. I think it would take a hell of a lot of concentration though. And it'd be a bitch if you played a game drunk.

[–]brazilliandanny 9 points10 points ago

Also find a spot to put your knees. Man that looks uncomfortable.

[–]HocusThePocus 17 points18 points ago

And there's no room for the legs! He should be constantly leaning forward...

[–]techandchess 20 points21 points ago

First thing I noticed.

[–]RiggsRector 700 points701 points ago

It's looks like a corner of an old, abandoned elementary school.

Also, it is clear the only reason he has a printer is for that Gabe pic.

[–]Digipy 320 points321 points ago

I like bike positioned for a quick escape

[–][deleted] 62 points63 points ago

Never know when some guy is going to get tired of your shit and come whoop your ass!

[–]deityofanime 113 points114 points ago

They claimed I was a fag, I claimed their lives.

[–]JT96 148 points149 points ago

It's 4Chan, of course it'd be in a place where young children spent their days.

[–]sli 145 points146 points ago

Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' all cool.

[–]roeder 167 points168 points ago

Posting in random outside of the school..

When a couple of fags who were up to no good - started posting bullshit in my /b/rotherhood..

[–]Advertisements 368 points369 points ago

I got in one little fight and

NIGGERS

[–][deleted] 70 points71 points ago

He sacrificed his only begotten post so that I may not have to read lame attempts at comedy. Amen.

[–]cuntsauce 28 points29 points ago

I WHISTLED FOR CAB

[–]RTrooper 35 points36 points ago*

AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR, TEH PLATE READ NEWFAG AND IT HAS /B/TARDS IN TEH MIRROR

[–]Islandre 1239 points1240 points ago

[–]redditMEred 335 points336 points ago

[–]Billy_Blaze 97 points98 points ago*

Go to the "custom mods" section of his website.

Seriously, do it. Your life will be changed forever.

[e] Sweet jesus, if that didn't fuck up your day, visit the "accessories" section.

[–]Akiba89 121 points122 points ago

thats enough internet for today

[–]kevinmrr 29 points30 points ago

Oh.

My.

God.

[–]MasterKopek 16 points17 points ago

My favorite part of this image was the use of Butthole. For some reason it seems so unwholesome...like flying a kite at night.

[–]poccorocco2 41 points42 points ago

http://teddybabestore.com/images/tenga_6_meets_TeddyBabe.jpg

He's used that one so much the bush is worn out. Seriously.

[–]o0_Rock_Leone_0o 14 points15 points ago

Yep.

We're done here.

[–]BoogerPresley 29 points30 points ago

I'm trying, but i cant get my toothbrush through my ear canal to properly scrub my brain.

[–]fucksmith 51 points52 points ago

[–]Jojhy 7 points8 points ago

Pretty much my reaction

[–]Kornstalx 2 points3 points ago

[–]ase8913 23 points24 points ago

Dude. This.

[–]xLuky 22 points23 points ago

What...the fuck man.

[–]Rokey76 7 points8 points ago

Blocked by Websense. For once, I'm kinda glad...

[–]MasterKopek 2 points3 points ago

OH DEAR GOD (NSFW)

[–]cholt45 2 points3 points ago

Heh, well you will always have such stuff on the net and i bet it's a pretty big market to. Sure beats having sex with goats, both moraly and hygienical. ;)

[–]DroopyMcCool 52 points53 points ago

The way he describes them-' "DIANA" Forbidden Nubian Beauty ' reminds me of the way bosses were introduced in OoT.

[–]Madrawn 63 points64 points ago

Q: Is the plush insert leak resistant?

To an extent, yes. If that's a concern, each Teddy Babe comes with a thin plastic "sheath" that can be inserted into the doll's body cavity before you place the plush insert inside. It will then act as a barrier between the interior of the doll and the fabric of the plush insert.

...ಠ_ಠ

[–]MinnesotaBlizzard 29 points30 points ago

It rubs the lotion on it's skin, or else it gets the hose again, isn't she Precious, yes she is

[–]vainberg 12 points13 points ago

I lost my shit at the Hunny Bear Skateboarding video. I think a part of my mind just broke and can never be repaired.

[–]meinsla 18 points19 points ago*

He never left his wife, and that's not his website. Those are teddy babes, his dolls are handmade. He used to have a website in which he sold them, but was deleted after a controversy on the doll forums.

[–]redditMEred 5 points6 points ago

I just got this info form the original /r/wtf post

[–]derping 2 points3 points ago

Jesus, the only thing sadder than his whole situation is the god damn testimonials page.

[–]LesterLomax 2 points3 points ago

[–]BANNED_IN_NORTHKOREA 125 points126 points ago

Jesus dude, it's like you just torpedoed the entire thread.

There are like... burning chunks of thread flying everywhere. Some asshole just got hit by one, but I'm too busy laughing to help.

This is a disaster area.

[–]jackcatalyst 603 points604 points ago

"Oh god somewhere this exists."

[–]moogle516 265 points266 points ago

I'm pretty sure this is how serial killers live.

[–]PubLiic 205 points206 points ago

I love it when 4channers are creeped out. Not an easy feat to accomplish.

[–][deleted] 17 points18 points ago

I have to say, their reaction pics are pure gold.

[–]Koneke 33 points34 points ago

It does look like one of the safe boards, so it's a bit easier than usual. Still pretty impressive though.

[–]TheTuninator 4 points5 points ago

Eh, you see some shit if you go on /v/, it's not that easy to creep people out there (though it's no /b/ or /d/). Still, yeah, kill it with fire.

[–]OmegaArcadia 49 points50 points ago

In luxury.

[–]drewsus 3 points4 points ago

there is a video from where all those pics were taken.

[–][deleted] 225 points226 points ago

........................................how the fuck am I still single???

[–]DiabloIIIII 129 points130 points ago

You're super picky, lazy, or a coward.

[–]vanpet 116 points117 points ago

.. "AND a coward."

[–]DiabloIIIII 25 points26 points ago

I don't know the guy. For me, I've had plenty of femShep's in my life, and now I fit firmly in the lazy category.

[–]dorino0net 7 points8 points ago

femShep

blasphemy. All real men play video games as REAL MEN. LOOK AT SHEPARD'S FIRM BUTTOCKS! LOOK AT IT!

[–][deleted] 53 points54 points ago

You need a skill. Masturbating 12 times a day does not count.

Sorry

[–][deleted] 55 points56 points ago

Does not masturbating 12 times a day count?

[–][deleted] 57 points58 points ago

Yes, I am down to 11 now. Hard work.

[–]eagle23 5 points6 points ago

Hard work

[–]meta4our 2 points3 points ago

bitches love nunchuk skillz

[–]snador 313 points314 points ago*

After so many reads, this thread still fills my brain with so much fuck.

[–]TheFlyingSuchness 81 points82 points ago

I just sat down to reddit with coffee and read this post first. It's amazing to me how one post (without any warm up) can make me seriously consider turning off the internet for the day.

[–]snador 103 points104 points ago

[–]ated9000 15 points16 points ago

Someone needs to make a version where it rewinds at the end, and he comes back because he can't resist the lure of the internet.

[–]tflinz 52 points53 points ago

[–]int3r4ct 5 points6 points ago

amazing.

[–]asstits 15 points16 points ago

It's one of those threads that you have to relive once in a while. One day it will be history, just like the I'm 18, do I have potential? thread which sadly got deleted from bb.

[–]TelegraphSexOperator 71 points72 points ago

The last time I saw this on Reddit I had to research this. The guy had a family and his wife was ok with him making and loving these freaky fucking dolls. After a while, he left her or she left him. He said he declared his love for a particular doll and lived alone with them.

He has a website where you can purchase these abominations.

There are pictures of him playing catch with a beach ball and I still cannot figure out how he made it look like they were tossing them back. In any case, it must've taken forever to take a picture like that.

This is the first time I went down the 4chan rabbit hole to see something I didn't really want to see. I wish this guy was a troll.

If somebody wants to find his website and the other posts of him leaving his wife, please post them if anyone is curious.

[–][deleted] 32 points33 points ago

How do we know that they weren't really throwing the ball back?

[–]Fusselmaster 6 points7 points ago

I read this and a cold shiver ran down my spine.

[–]Vicaarious 101 points102 points ago*

[–]Sonicandtails 46 points47 points ago

Because of the wall penis?

[–]mumuuu 20 points21 points ago

That could be it.

[–]Billy_Blaze 7 points8 points ago

so many questions...

[–]ComplainsTooMuch 105 points106 points ago

YES YES YES THIS IS ALWAYS GOLD

[–]savbuster 83 points84 points ago

those kids are surely going to grow mentally stable...

[–]silent_p 204 points205 points ago

Here's my theory: Their dad creates these full sized teddy bears because he has memories from when he was a kid and his teddy bears were the same size as him, so he makes stuffed animals on the same proportions. So his kids are going to grow up with memories of stuffed animals that are several times bigger than them. They will then create their own stuffed animals that are like 20 feet tall. This will then be a vicious cycle through generations of this family, creating more and more monstrous stuffed animals in cheerleader outfits.

[–]rob132 69 points70 points ago

The math works out.

[–]JabbrWockey 2 points3 points ago

The science checks out too. I'm going on break.

[–]I_Has_A_Hat 25 points26 points ago

Someone do the math, how many generations till one of the bears can be seen from space?

[–]ruinedlives 82 points83 points ago

assuming as a kid he was 1/3 of his current height, each next generation of teddy makers will make teddies 3 times larger than the previous generation. next making the assumption that something should be 1km across to be visible from space we can solve the formula 1km = (2m) * 3N

where 2m is the current size of the dolls (roughly) and N is the number of generations. (zero being the current teddy guy)

this gives us an N of around 5.6. So in 6 generations we would be able to see the dolls from space.

[–]MIXEDGREENS 16 points17 points ago

I have a feeling I would have paid attention in math class had you been my teacher.

[–]Zinthorr 6 points7 points ago

This is the first time I have seen a log problem outside of my pre-calc class!

[–]Placid_Platypus 4 points5 points ago

You have single-handedly redeemed this thread. I shall now read on.

[–]User38691 50 points51 points ago

At the very least they'll probably be open and tolerant to almost anything.

[–]powernut 8 points9 points ago

That's not how it works. Most likely, they'll be fundie fag-haters who are intolerant of everything that isn't permanent press or golf related. When asked, they'll have a shell-shocked look and scream "YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND, MAN!"

[–]I_Will_Allow_This 18 points19 points ago

Man that means they'll never get on Reddit, so no AMA, fuck.

[–]gulviz 44 points45 points ago

Oh man this is really great. Creating your own doll and playing on the computer while sitting in a swinging loveseat is really out there but creating an army of them? and having fantasy themes? Love the family picture at the end, must be an interesting household

[–]iglidante 37 points38 points ago

IIRC, subsequent updates included him getting divorced.

[–]LegendEater 10 points11 points ago

Links?

[–]CookieDoughCooter 2 points3 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]boobjet 2 points3 points ago

Stunning

[–]CountDunkula 71 points72 points ago

I feel so bad for the kids. They never had a chance...

[–]DoesntUnderstandJoke 67 points68 points ago

He probably picks them up from school with the doll in the passenger's seat.

[–][deleted] 47 points48 points ago*

"Well I never 'fuck' them. I made them and as such I am their god and can instill my will upon them.

I have a wife and children who also enjoy our times in the "fantasy room", but it is nothing bad or wrong."

Yes it is, sir. It is badong.

[–]Advertisements 51 points52 points ago*

Motherfucker has kids too.

[–]sadlyes 85 points86 points ago

And Redditors can't get laid.

[–]tangled_foot 31 points32 points ago

Redditors could get laid if they put as much effort into it as they do redditing.

[–][deleted] ago

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[–]sgt_shizzles 5 points6 points ago

I'm pretty sure I could do anything I wanted if I put in that much effort.

[–]ecchimaru 13 points14 points ago

And the wife, where in the last picture he's hugging the doll instead of her ;_; If this was some single basementdwelling guy I could understand but the guy already has a family? What.

[–]vapulate 37 points38 points ago

What the fuck is that shit

[–]TheFlyingSuchness 14 points15 points ago*

Summoning Mroglolblo

[–]playswithsquirrells 4 points5 points ago

Omg truly. Get him in here, he would have much to tell.

[–]didnotseethatcoming 3 points4 points ago

Oh mighty Mroglolblo, we call upon thee!

[–]NorthAve 6 points7 points ago

HE'S CANADIAN! The United States takes no responsibility.

[–]redpossum 26 points27 points ago

"I made them as I am their god and can instill my will on them"

wut

[–]suspiciously_calm 2 points3 points ago

He made them and as such, he is their god and can instill his will on them.

[–]thatsuper 7 points8 points ago

There's a subreddit dedicated to that guy. Aptly named "theguy"

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

"We don't let them leave, either. hehe"

The dolls need blood to survive. Your blood.

[–]oxgon 38 points39 points ago

Just saw this for the first time. I'm done with the internet today.

[–]Sha3shabon 39 points40 points ago

It was fine until the picture of him and his family with the fuck-doll on his lap. That just made me sick.

[–]carlosmachina 62 points63 points ago

It's not a fuck-doll, it's part of his family. Don't be so rude and judgemental, they do watch the kids while mom and dad are out, you know?

[–]proud_to_be_a_merkin 14 points15 points ago

they do watch the kids while mom and dad are out, you know?

And that's when things get real interesting.

Fuck, I'm so sorry.

[–]aaryn101 3 points4 points ago

Oh... but it IS a fuck doll. If it isn't, then how do you explain the bottom half of this page of his online store?

[–]AlexiaRose 7 points8 points ago

.. define fine please.

[–]McBurger 8 points9 points ago

I was originally in this thread! I feel famous now

[–]FermiGBM 11 points12 points ago

That is some of the creepiest shit i've ever seen

[–]cantremembermystory 32 points33 points ago

I'm afraid of 4chan. Literally.

[–]TheWeakestLink 24 points25 points ago

That's because reddit only ever shows you the worst of it. Honestly, reddit REALLY over hypes the weirdness. Sections like /mu/ (music) and /lit/ (literature) can be great places to discuss arts and discover new bands/books. /mu/ is streets ahead of /r/ music.

[–]MundaneHymn 10 points11 points ago

/co/ kicks ass too.

Also, Streets Ahead?

[–]PandaDentist 2 points3 points ago

[–]Subliminal42 46 points47 points ago

Doesn't rival the true battlestation. http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/7116/superghettovm9.jpg

[–]Skydragonace 206 points207 points ago

The real question: Does he fap to porn...or to Gabe?

[–]herpty_derpty 409 points410 points ago

Yes.

[–]autocorrector 69 points70 points ago

gabe r34. i know it exists, deep in my heart.

[–]Se7en_Sinner 53 points54 points ago*

Let's just hope relevant_rule34 is too hungover today to post.

[–]Jerlko 120 points121 points ago

Don't worry guys, I got this.

NSFW BTW.

[–]CHR1597 76 points77 points ago

NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

[–]jackcatalyst 18 points19 points ago

Did you click it? I didn't but part of me is tempted.

[–]Frohirrim 81 points82 points ago

Do it.

[–]ZOMGITSABEAR 4 points5 points ago

oh you fucking weenies. i clicked it. it's gabe with tits.

[–]jamfest 60 points61 points ago

Do it. Fucking do it and never look back.

[–]PaplooTheEwok 16 points17 points ago

Eh, honestly, I was disappointed. I hope some can deliver some higher quality Gaben Rule 34.

[–]ArminIsAir 4 points5 points ago

I know you want to see it..

NSFW and mildly NSFL:

giggity

[–]owned2260 4 points5 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]MotharChoddar 2 points3 points ago

Oh, internet. You are so... Strange...

[–]oxgon 24 points25 points ago

No you fap and Gabe watches. Hes his protector.

[–]SurfinTheWajaTsunami 16 points17 points ago

He keeps Gabe in eye line so that he can maintain complete eye contact during climax.

[–]1leggeddog 188 points189 points ago

That gabe pic really brings everything together.

[–]busfahrer 3 points4 points ago

Now I know what my room is missing!

[–]asstits 90 points91 points ago

This needs a glory hole somewhere and a crack pipe on the floor

[–]Campaigne 38 points39 points ago

Not just the computer, everything electronic in that room runs on Gabepower®

[–]NovaMouser 11 points12 points ago

He had to set the room up three years in advance so the power would have time to circulate.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points ago

set the room up two: episode 1 years in advance

[–]ldizon86 36 points37 points ago

If it's me, I'll throw out the printer obviously.

Well, that before printing this covering the wall.

[–]iamwolfthing 30 points31 points ago

This makes me want to print out a picture of Gabe Newell and tape it to my wall.

[–]dwhee 14 points15 points ago

It's a good thing that printer is there to keep his mouse from accidentally moving on the x-axis.

[–]The_Director 9 points10 points ago

Those speakers are really badly positioned.

[–]Kyle0wnsyou 2 points3 points ago

seriously, both the right and left channel... on the left?? ಠ_ಠ

[–]BadSysadmin 10 points11 points ago

No money for furniture, spent it all on Unusual Hats

[–]Jibblez586 8 points9 points ago

Quite possibly my favorite battle station of all time: http://imgur.com/9fhoj

I want it so bad...

[–]carlosaf1020 9 points10 points ago

Can't unsee the stains on the floor.

[–]rhythm-otter 2 points3 points ago

It's beautiful. I actually have the potential to do this in my house... ಠ_ಠ

[–]ChainsawEpidemic 9 points10 points ago

Looks more like a wank station

[–]dethbytoyota 8 points9 points ago

It also says on his wall, "Just fucking do it"

[–]Notemy 15 points16 points ago

I know a place that looked like that. Scattered around the house were dead bees, flies, discarded food, brown stains, wild fornicating dustbunnies and a heavy aroma of deep-fry grease with a hint of mold.

[–]Spooooooooooooon 19 points20 points ago

How is mom anyway? I should think about considering to try and endeavor to call her.

[–]chint50 10 points11 points ago

I guess This belongs here.

[–]furrytoothpick 6 points7 points ago

Mold I do smell?

[–]ProjectileHerpes 3 points4 points ago

Top notch sound system and keyboard, solid mouse, decent monitor and chair. Absolute fucking turgid ghetto house environment around it.

Are those cigarette butts on the floor ground?

[–]Smuckles 8 points9 points ago

OOOOOOOOO GABEEENNNN OOOOOOOOOOO

[–]N00bLinuXCraft 4 points5 points ago

i have no legs

[–]spambi 3 points4 points ago

This is depressing for so many reasons.

[–]Buckius 4 points5 points ago

"And this is where all the magic happens, and crafting.....plus I jack off here"

[–]Meersbrook 2 points3 points ago

DAT CEE 7/7 plug

[–]nikomo 6 points7 points ago

EU master race

[–]NullPoint84 4 points5 points ago

That room fills me with anxiety.

[–]tobephair 4 points5 points ago

No leg room... INSUFFICIENT

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[–]Cool_Kid 62 points63 points ago*

[–]Exfile 109 points110 points ago

most of these i would not call battle stations...

[–]gulviz 43 points44 points ago

Yah man, they look more like movie theaters. You ain't serious about your battle station if you're sitting 25ft away your just a pencil pusher. Up close and within arm's reach all the way

[–]deityofanime 4 points5 points ago

The ideal battle station should feel like a cockpit. They were ironically worse than the joke battle-stations.

[–]Cool_Kid 4 points5 points ago

Right, my bad.

*Edited to properly describe the top few as set-ups.

[–]ryno235 5 points6 points ago

Man caves...

[–]fr3ddie 29 points30 points ago

dat glare.

[–]Fhajad 23 points24 points ago

The first three are home entertainment/living room/man caves, not battle stations.

The last one is a battle station with a fap towel.

[–]kyborgi 4 points5 points ago

Reminds me of the Hengsha easter egg room in Deus Ex: Human Revolution

[–]thebretandbutter 29 points30 points ago

Well, rape does suck.

[–]wishingidiot 6 points7 points ago

Ewww... the spoon's on the dirty floor...

[–]zergbros4lyfe 19 points20 points ago

console peasants

[–]nicesalamander 5 points6 points ago

is the last one a prison?

[–]Conor419 23 points24 points ago

Absolute shameless rip off

http://www.infendo.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/my_setup1.jpg

PC gamers should be ashamed of themselves, once again proving to be completely second rate to console gamers.

[–]cobblesster 2 points3 points ago

I have those speakers! On my way to making the "best battle station" from 4Chan...

[–]Cpov1 2 points3 points ago

where are the tissues and lotion?

[–]8-bit_d-boy 2 points3 points ago

How does he fap if Gaben is watching him constantly?

[–]wharpudding 3 points4 points ago

That picture inspires those fapping sessions.

[–]Teddster 2 points3 points ago

Where are the fapkins?