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[–]SimilarImage 17 points18 points ago

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Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
1 month ultracanery Fuck it, i'm walking here 13 202
4 weeks kush_king420 Id walk the hell out of there. here 3 5
1 week dizeazdgoat Thats one way to go about it... here 1 6

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[–]Kerfuffly 2 points3 points ago

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Doin' the Lord's work son!

[–]anti_song_sloth 4 points5 points ago

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Who knew Jesus would return as a really shitty speedboat driver...

[–]DrDemento 1 point2 points ago

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Silly man, trying to take an A-Wing fighter underwater.

[–]hiphophippopotamus 1 point2 points ago

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Did he died?

[–]PBXbox 0 points1 point ago

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He'll be ok he wore a life jacket and has a whistle.

[–]TehStupid 1 point2 points ago

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They said I could be anything....

So I became Jesus!

[–]dontlemmedown 2 points3 points ago

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I'd like to see a GIF of this. Really bad.

[–]arnoldlol 0 points1 point ago

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I'd like to see a really bad GIF of this.

[–]anexanhume 3 points4 points ago

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Illegal king's forest to kill in it is a!

[–]liberalis 0 points1 point ago

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This breaks the legs.

[–]DENelson83 0 points1 point ago

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More like running.