Timing is everything.

jumpup · 5 months

spiderbird spiderbird does whatever a spiderbird does

CreepyCarbs · 5 months

why would you stick a q-tip up a birds ass?

dreamfall17 · 5 months

it must have some crazy butt-muscles to get that kind of pressure going

Bludit · 5 months

sommergirl · 5 months

At first I thought it was a q-tip ಠ_ಠ

davedavedavedavedave · 5 months

Does anyone have this wallpaper size please?

greeneagle692 · 5 months

why bird poop is white: "Unlike mammals, birds don't urinate. Their kidneys extract nitrogenous wastes from the bloodstream, but instead of excreting it as urea dissolved in urine as we do, they excrete it in the form of uric acid. Uric acid has a very low solubility in water, so it emerges as a white paste. This material, as well as the output of the intestines, emerges from the bird's cloaca. The cloaca is a multi-purpose hole for birds: their wastes come out of it, they have sex by putting their cloacas together, and females lay eggs out of it. Brown excrement.The color comes mainly from bilirubin, a pigment that arises from the breakdown of red blood cells in the liver and bone marrow. The actual metabolic pathway of bilirubin and its byproducts in the body is very complicated, so we will simply say that a lot of it ends up in the intestine, where it is further modified by bacterial action. But the color itself comes from iron. Iron in hemoglobin in red blood cells gives blood its red color, and iron in the waste product bilirubin gives rise to its brown color." Source is from yahoo answers, seems legit.

I_B_Trolling · 5 months

Try to keep dry, its a sharp shooter

Get_Out_Of_WTF · 5 months

This is a bird pooping.

This is incredibly natural and I would hazard a guess that all birds poop.

This is not worthy of WTF. It may belong on /r/poop, or /r/birding.

Here are some tips: Find a bird made of poop, find a bird pooping out another bird and that bird is pooping. Or, perhaps if a small child was surfing on the poop it would belong here.

[deleted] · 5 months

Dat cloaca.

Zertec · 5 months

Normally I like the thumbnails before clicking the link - this one had me dying when I saw the pic :)

tttruckit · 5 months

and that is why we have r/perfecttiming

Frorida · 5 months

Spiderbird, Spiderbird, poops wherever a Spiderbird poops. Does his poop, look like web? Yes it does, he's a bird look out... He is a Spiderbird. I'll just be going now...

oskarw85 · 5 months

Defecation of the bird, really WTF worthy.

r/wtf!=r/notfunny

OCedHrt · 5 months

Okay son. Follow along with me.
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SQUEEZE!

WTF

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