Introducing.. Incoherent Pickup Lines Patrick (Exact Line I Drunkenly Used Earlier)

holy_canoli11 · 7 months

You had me at super awesome.

grospoliner · 7 months

I fucking love sinks.

faultyproboscus · 7 months

Mods are asleep. Post sinks.

lntrn · 7 months

Did it work?

inappropriate_hugs · 7 months

You could've saved yourself if you followed that up with, "This sink can give you multiple orgasms, and it's made out of my dick."

daisyinlove · 7 months

Is your sink actually super awesome? If yes, what makes it so?

Sprechensiedeustch · 7 months

HOLY FUCK. Drunk and totally been there tonight. 'Hey, Can I walk walk you back home like I totally like totally [sic] like totally [sic again] like just wont like you know like just like [sic yet again] like yeah... [sic for the last time]. Needless to say I'm playing HL2 and eating cold pizza alone tonight.

noscottno · 7 months

I said, I guess you're going to miss the panty raid...

Abhorsen469 · 7 months

Mods are asleep! Post your sinks! GOGOGOGOGO!!!

nokyo-chan · 7 months

I feel like this should become a thing as soon as possible.

[deleted] · 7 months

Scumbag OP-

Introduces a new meme

Doesn't provide an exploitable image

dsafjfd · 7 months

i actually have used this exact line (but about my stereo and its shiny buttons) for the last 7 years.

edit: and it only works if youve established the fact that youre trying to get her pants in an alpha, dont give a fuck, scumbag way.

orgy_porgy · 7 months

Finally an advice animal that gives actual advice!

FireNova · 7 months

Might need to change the name. The best memes have the easiest to say names. This ones a keeper otherwise.

ExtraDip · 7 months

Saint Patrick's day makes people say things they totally did not mean

sweetsweetcoffee · 7 months

That was terrible.

Karma!

JavaPants · 7 months

Shameless plug for /r/sinks

THESALTEDPEANUT · 7 months

Picture of the sink or gtfo

asdf0125 · 7 months

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3odtjs/ I've edited this image and uploaded a blank one. It's on Quickmeme

TotallyWizard · 7 months

Last week I tried out the Taggart pickup line. Walk up to a girl, look her in the eyes and say "There's been a murrder!" in a ridiculous scottish accent.

InHexadecimal · 7 months

73 77 61 67

ManofToast · 7 months

Reading this in his voice makes it that much better.

ArtemisMaximus · 7 months

isnt there a meme for this already? the panda?

ItsNotRelevantAtAll · 7 months

Relevant.

firewireflow · 7 months

Did it work?

gkx · 7 months

Huuuuge fan of this meme.

Salty_Beans · 7 months

Seems like the beginning of a long and beautiful friendship.

TNoD · 7 months

I see potential in this meme, but I can't associate that with Patrick...

Dittro · 7 months

Yeah why not

iambecomedeath7 · 7 months

My best one was once while I had smoked waaaaaaay too much pot, my friends and I were discussing 'A Scanner Darkly.' I was trying to remember Keanu Reeves' name.

I came up with Neeeeeevin Allan Jones.

Also, I have an amputated limb and got phantom limb syndrome... on the unamputated leg.

IAmTheGingaNinja · 7 months

I Lol'd

[deleted] · 7 months

Oh, damn, that sink is so awsome... so white and all polished! That's, like, so hot (read in Annoying Facebookgirl voice)

[deleted] · 7 months

This is why you were, several hours later, alone in front of your PC.

FrozenPhotons · 7 months

He looks more stoned than drunk. Perhaps I hang around the wrong crowd.

Guinifyr · 7 months

Hey, originality sometimes works! High marks for effort, at least.

oranurpianist · 7 months

...I just have read all this thread's comments, and i can't shake off some pretty dark suspicions....

apple_kicks · 7 months

unlike the fry meme, I actually read this out in the meme characters voice

sperryfreak01 · 7 months

The first time I met a friend of mine he said "Brant, so I was balls deep in the guy the other night. Have you guys seen my washer and dryer? I have a washer and dryer" Not really a pickup line since we were both straight but memorable none the less.

sheebee · 7 months

I actually do have a fucking awesome sink.

chickpeagraverobber · 7 months

This is great. Upvotes all around, lads.

Krisodd · 7 months

I'll be the one to say it: Did it work?

scstraus · 7 months

One of the great things about living in the US is that bars close so early, so you always have the option of just waiting it out and inviting them for a nightcap. But I have used similarly bad lines and occasionally even been successful with them.

TheGrammarBolshevik · 7 months

So how did it work?

Damadawf · 7 months

Most likely, no one will ever see this comment, but this is a very sad advice animal. You're doing Satan's work son.

pfpga2 · 7 months

Well now I wanna see that sink. With me it worked

lcow66 · 7 months

I know that feel bro

sunnymaster · 7 months

"it has *both* COLD and HOT water!"

IranianGenius · 7 months

I want to see that sink...

darklancer4 · 7 months

and by sink....i mean penis

Leelluu · 7 months

You have a sink? OMG, I have a sink! We have so much in common!

Soylent_Gringo · 7 months

that's sofa king sexist.

ecancil · 7 months

i must see a picture of said sink

Epic_Big_Mac · 7 months

So I have the OP tagged as "Atlanta Booger Guy"....

slipperyfist · 7 months

I've done worse. I ordered a decent chef's knife from Amazon and was excited when I it came in. I used the line "Hey, why don't you come up to my room and I can show you my new knife." Totally worked... on my girlfriend.

jesselikesfood · 7 months

I NEED A GOD DAMN TEMPLATE

Farren246 · 7 months

You are now #2 on Google Image Search

koavf · 7 months

It's coherent, just stupid.

takka_takka_takka · 7 months

Mods are asleep. Post sinks!

Rab_Legend · 7 months

60% of the time, it works, everytime

pieman1122 · 7 months

Hey baby do your legs hurt

The look like they have a bad rash

UnicornOnTheCobb · 7 months

Did it work?

asdf0125 · 7 months

Where can I get this meme? I mean I want the image without text or a link to a site such as quickmeme,, can't seem to find it...

Konstantin12 · 7 months

this is as good as bread friend

AxxHacop · 7 months

I'm using this

cpt_douchebag · 7 months

soo, i'm assuming it worked?

g00fyg00ber741 · 7 months

This needs to be a thing.

mecrio · 7 months

I get it, it's a Family Guy reference/joke.

iliveinatauntaun · 7 months

Super awesome sinks make all the panties drop!

rjt197197 · 7 months

MODS ARE ASLEEP

POST SINKS

chemix42 · 7 months

Pics of sink?

felixfelix · 7 months

I hope you're already familiar with /r/sinks.

Nemesis6 · 7 months

You used that line for real? What were you sinking?!

im_an_optimist · 7 months

well, i wanna see what your sink looks like.

kazbah · 7 months

Did you mean to say dick instead of sink?

Diraga · 7 months

"I said; I guess you're going to miss... The panty raid."

flavorjunction · 7 months

Back to the kitchen you go! How the hell did you get outta there anyway?

Wolvenfire86 · 7 months

So...did it work?

snailwithmonocle · 7 months

I gave a rose to a girl yesterday... and ran away

AProudBlackWoman · 7 months

I'm fine with this being a thing :)

daskoon · 7 months

shit of this calibur belongs here /r/shittyadviceanimals !

AllstarMAX · 7 months

LOOOL Theres a video here!!! http://redd.it/r1y3p

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