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Listening to someone talk about religion (i.imgur.com)

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[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

Listening to users explain to me why their computer is broken and they think the server is down.

[–]rasputine 5 points6 points ago

"Yes sir, I'm sure it's because the internet company is run by idiots. Restart your computer. I'm sure you already have, do it again. Yes sir. Yes. Just restart it. Yes. Mhm. Oh, it works now that you did what I told you? How surprising. Must be a coincidence. Goodbye."

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

No mr CSR the server is down, you are wrong, I cannot print to my USB PRINTER because your SERVERS ARE DOWN, DO YOU HEAR ME?

[–]MasterofStickpplz 0 points1 point ago

Oh, it works now that you did what I told you?

"fuck that, it was totally god"

".. now delete system32 aaaand..."

[–]NukeThe-Pope -3 points-2 points ago

ur going to hell

[–]aptz -1 points0 points ago

http://redd.it/r1k9q

[–]skyflyinazn 7 points8 points ago

I was waiting for the gif to do something else.

[–]sadaye 8 points9 points ago

I'm often waiting for people who talk about religion to say something else.

[–]roosterlong 7 points8 points ago

Mhmm

[–]ThatIsMyHat 2 points3 points ago

I try to treat every such occasion as an educational experience. Learning about other people and their beliefs can only make me a better-rounded person.

[–]robcrusoe 2 points3 points ago

Who's the Batman?

[–]thewhitedeath 0 points1 point ago

Batman and Kermit. Hollywood will be all over this in 3...2...1...

[–]thisismyivorytower 1 point2 points ago

One is the hero Gotham deserves, the other is a frog that it doesn't need.

[–]hipsterdysplasia 0 points1 point ago

These are hypnotic.

[–]I_Think_Alot 0 points1 point ago

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/16523928.jpg

[–]the_internet_clown 1 point2 points ago

no, im batman

[–]Xarnon 2 points3 points ago

No, I'm the batman!

[–]Kazundo_Goda 0 points1 point ago

Christian Bale,one Of 5 Hollywood actors,I adore and respect.

[–]Aptspire 0 points1 point ago

"You like Janet Jackson, Kermit?"

[–]legthief 0 points1 point ago

Don't listen, don't respond, don't engage and don't encourage.

Discussing religion with a religious person is like discussing oceanography with a tin of sardines.

[–]SimilarImage 0 points1 point ago

Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
1 month herpbert_derpinger How I imagine reddit when my comment gets upvoted /r/funny 51 879
1 month Juri777 this shouldnt make me laugh.. but it does /r/gifs 6 141
5 months FunkBrother Y'know man, bitches ain't shit but ho's and tricks. /r/gifs 6 53

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[–]iamianundersc0re 0 points1 point ago

I upvote this gif every time I see it. It never gets old. Sorry to disappoint you, DecayRobot.

[–]SimilarImage 1 point2 points ago

I think you've got the wrong impression of my goal, please read my FAQ.

[–]iamianundersc0re 0 points1 point ago

I'll be damned. You are correct, good robot. I just read the FAQ. Now I am ashame. Apologies.

[–]rrolled -5 points-4 points ago

Video

[–]sadaye 0 points1 point ago

My goodness, who is this ginger fellow and why is he so very devoted to me? I have never before seen this on the internets. I'm shocked and amazed, I tell you.

[–]Xarnon 0 points1 point ago

Classic.

[–]Ty-chan -2 points-1 points ago

Jackiechan.jpg is the look you're looking for. This is more along the lines of "hearing someone complain about unanswered prayers"

[–]Tasty_Anus 0 points1 point ago

seems legit

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Best response is always "lol wut?"

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