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[–][deleted] 139 points140 points ago

what if he's everyone, and you're the only other person on reddit?

[–]Frequentabuserofganj 95 points96 points ago

Calm down Keanu.

[–]divinesleeper 21 points22 points ago

Nice try, andrew.

[–]Golden_orb 15 points16 points ago

Nice try, andrew.

[–]AWhite_mage 14 points15 points ago

Nice try, andrew

[–]ion64 3 points4 points ago

Nice try, andrew.

[–]shat93[S] 7 points8 points ago*

what?

edit: http://www.reddit.com/r/self/comments/r1jk0/its_time_i_come_out_from_behind_the_mask_i_am/

edit2: fuck. In the heat of the moment, I spelled his name wrong.

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

it's possible.

[–]IM_EVERYONES_ALT 6 points7 points ago

[–]BananApocalypse 12 points13 points ago

Haha, I'm here too, so I know that can't be true.

Oh, wait, what if this post was made by him too? Oh God!

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

O_o

[–]OmarLobster 10 points11 points ago

I should have never taken the red pill...

[–]notAlan 1 point2 points ago

eraw, is that you?

[–]pandubear 0 points1 point ago

[–]Chamaeleon 25 points26 points ago

Wait, what?

Fuck. I like one and hate the other. I'm so confused.

[–]shat93[S] 5 points6 points ago

Which one's which?

[–]divinesleeper 14 points15 points ago

It's pretty hard to hate POLITE_ALL_CAPS_GUY

[–]Streakiest 11 points12 points ago

You don't really hate these people, you just mildly dislike them. If you do hate them with a burning passion, there might be something wrong with you.

Since 'hate' has lost all meaning, I'll just have to omniloathe you all.

[–]mountsirius 2 points3 points ago

[–]Streakiest 0 points1 point ago

Oh it's megaloathe. That's what I was trying to quote.

I like omniloathe too though...

[–]yourmilfismine 0 points1 point ago

BITCH U FUCKING TALKIN TO ME ASSHOLE??? I WILL KILL UR FUKING WIFE U FHILTY FKIN RETARD. fucking morron......

Have a nice day. :)

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

It's really easy once you see through the stupid facade. Andrewsmith1986 is a shitty person, so even before his "big" reveal, it's easy to see that PACG was just dripping with insincerity and was just a forced, stupid idea.

[–]Vendetta4825 1 point2 points ago

Have you ever read Ender's Game?

[–]vitevampire 1 point2 points ago

And I hate you!! You heard me. I hate you.

[–]WezVC 1 point2 points ago

I dislike them both so, everything worked out in the end.

[–]Turknjaydee 15 points16 points ago

I wonder if He/She is also Potato_in_my_anus?

[–]d_bo 10 points11 points ago

Who gives a fuck.

[–]svadhisthana -1 points0 points ago

Apparently you give enough fucks to take the time to click the post and submit a response. What's that? About 2.5 fucks?

[–]d_bo 0 points1 point ago

The fucks I give are of the "Stop clogging up r/funny with bullshit celebreddit worship posts" variety.

[–]ItsReallyJustAHorse 58 points59 points ago

Well, shit. Fame is too easy for this guy. Here's totally not a horse. Why do I even try anymore?

[–]ByVoiceRecognition 15 points16 points ago

Novelty accounts for the deaf a present. The only thing worse than awful to count since reaction kiss.

[–]thefootballtree 0 points1 point ago

You were so close to a downvote for not making any god damn sense. Then I read your usename. Well done.

[–]hjf11393 5 points6 points ago

I feel like an idiot, but I think I may be missing the joke with his novelty account. Is it just because voice recognition software never works? Is that the entire joke?

[–]SouthernSkeptic 2 points3 points ago

Indeed.

[–]Bonushand -1 points0 points ago

I am very confused as well.

[–]shat93[S] 1 point2 points ago

You on my post. This has made my day. I thank you, fine equine.

[–]ItsReallyJustAHorse 3 points4 points ago

:'D

[–]240caloriesperbottle 1 point2 points ago

I have you tagged as "It really is." But, I wasn't sure if past self was playing a trick on me. So I took a deep breath and clicked the picture.

It was a horse.

So I changed you to "It really is. Seriously. No trick."

[–]Dandz 0 points1 point ago

Seems like a less fun version of R_Spider_Link

[–]Lt_Shniz 13 points14 points ago

[–]shat93[S] 8 points9 points ago

[–]gkx 18 points19 points ago

Actually, this is just proof that they're the same, not proof that your head exploded.

[–]staffell 0 points1 point ago

How is that proof?

[–]Gordondel -1 points0 points ago

Actually they admitted it was just a prank in the end...

[–]BellendSebastian 1 point2 points ago

Who are any of these people being referenced and why do they matter?

[–]Gordondel 0 points1 point ago

You're probably not on Reddit often if you don't know who POLITE_ALL_CAPS_GUY is...

Except that, it really doesn't matter and you shouldn't care, I think people are just surprised because one of them is pretty hateable while the other is very lovable...

Last but not least, they're not the same person, it was just a prank...

[–]i_did_not_enjoy_that 4 points5 points ago

[–]NorthboundFox 1 point2 points ago

Just to clarify, did you enjoy it?

[–]Skylerguns 1 point2 points ago

Wait so this is legit? I thought this is a joke? Please tell me its a joke!

[–]JanglinCharles 1 point2 points ago

Off topic here, but I fucking love that .gif, anyone know the origin of it? Every time I see it I cannot help but laugh.

[–]shat93[S] 4 points5 points ago

Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!

that's actually the name of the show.

watch some clips on youtube. it's hilarious

[–]JanglinCharles 0 points1 point ago

Thank you very much!

[–]asssmonkeee 3 points4 points ago

Tim and Eric are the unfunniest fucking people on the planet. Bring on the downvotes.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

THEY'RE FUNNY BECAUSE THEY MAKE THE VIDEO REPEAT A BUNCH SO IT LOOKS LIKE THEY SAY "A-A-A-A-ALRIGHT THEN" AND STUFF LOL!! RON PAUL 2012

[–]MajorGiggles 2 points3 points ago

andrewsmith1986 is to Reddit what Duke is to college basketball.

[–]NimbusBP1729 16 points17 points ago

andrewsmith1986 lost in the first round of reddit?

[–]Vodkamodka15 1 point2 points ago

Let me just say, this solidifies my commitment and love to/for Reddit. I love all the inside jokes and humor, but knowing EXACTLY wtf is going on with your two accounts and why this is a 'big' deal is making me lol. Bravo good sirs, bravo.

[–]Potatoez 1 point2 points ago

I'm sorry, but who is andrewsmith1986? (besides being POLITE_ALLCAPS_GUY of course)

[–]ZenLikeCalm 4 points5 points ago

I think the more important question is, why should we care?

[–]Streakiest 2 points3 points ago

Because if you do, we all get mountain bikes! Don't let us down, man.

[–]Gordondel 0 points1 point ago

I don't think people care, they just find it crazy because of their very opposite personalities...

But again they're not the same person in the end so...

[–]Revanx17 0 points1 point ago

WHAT?!

[–]thepokeduck 0 points1 point ago

Who is andrewsmith1986? I don't know why this is such a huge news.

[–]Gordondel 0 points1 point ago

One is hateable, the other one is lovable, makes people mind fuck that they're actually the same person...

While in the end, they're not...