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[–][deleted] 11 points12 points ago

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NOT UNLESS HE'S LOOKING FOR A PROBING EXAMINATION OF AMERICAN RACISM, FRIEND!

DON'T SELL YOUR CAT SHORT, I ALWAYS SAY.

[–]r2002[S] -1 points0 points ago

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happy birthday--you are one of my favorite accounts.

[–]georgethecreator 0 points1 point ago

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Jesus. I never laugh out loud. But this one, this one broke whatever barrier that was. I feel like Jerry Seinfeld after he pukes, breaking his record of 30 odd years.

[–]instant_reddart 0 points1 point ago

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Like a swan from the duckling, I have made your comment... art

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[–]NakedOldGuy 0 points1 point ago

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Atticus Finch? I can't eat him either! Ahg this book is worthless!

[–]ZiggyZombie 0 points1 point ago

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FUCK, I FUCKING LOVE THIS FUCKING POST.

[–]ZiggyZombie 0 points1 point ago

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Also I really liked that book and the movie is good as well.