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White People Problems [FIXED] (tosh.comedycentral.com)

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[–]BertrandLoganberry 56 points57 points ago

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Horses are expensive.

Edit: And ponies. Ponies are expensive.

[–]cupn00dles 19 points20 points ago

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Vote for Vermin Supreme!

Free ponies for all Americans! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFXXAuDK1Ao

[–]Discola 6 points7 points ago

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Strong teeth for a strong America!

[–]vaclavhavelsmustache 0 points1 point ago

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Too many teeth rottin out means you're dishonest in the mines!

[–]RandomFrenchGuy 0 points1 point ago

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Because ponies are stringy!

[–]h2sbacteria 0 points1 point ago

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In Vermin we trust!

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Forget expensive. She doesn't even look older than 15. That horse was probably one of her best friends.

[–]ForgotenPasswordGR 1 point2 points ago

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Horses are also living creatures therefore members of the family. It must really suck for that little girl.

[–]rolexxx11 -2 points-1 points ago

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Not always. I've never ridden a horse worth more than a few hundred dollars at most, though I agree boarding can be pricey.

[–]TheHotness 6 points7 points ago

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You ride the cheapest horses on the planet.

[–]rolexxx11 0 points1 point ago

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Most def. But you got to keep in mind the situation I was in. My family and a bunch of other families own a shit ton of forest/meadow land up in Montana. For the most part the horses ran wild and all the families kept them up and a few families had barns which held them over winter. Besides the barns and food for the winter, shodding, and vet calls there was little expense. These horses won't win any tourneys and aren't for eventing, but they can be rode and trained well enough. It's sort of funny, many years we would bring in a vastly different number of horses than what we thought we had, lol. They were dying and breeding outside of our control(though we would usually search the area for ones we knew to be dead and pull them out to keep predators away). The breeding trade keeps the prices of some horses high, but those horses are actually very rare relative to how many horses there actually are. This is why horses go for a few hundred when they are sold to the meat trade. They just aren't worth much really.

[–]UnicornTitties 0 points1 point ago

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Besides the barns and food for the winter, shodding, and vet calls

That. That right there. Thousands of dollars.

[–]rolexxx11 0 points1 point ago*

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That. That right there. Thousands of dollars.

Hells no. Not in the country it isn't.

Assuming you don't already have a barn. Even then, if you just get 10 guys together for a day or two and about $500 of plywood plus a shit ton of branches you can put up a workable shelter/running area. Vet calls only cost about $200 per horse for the initial shots (which most foals get at birth, so it's reasonable to assume they have them once you buy a horse), shodding is about $200 every year to two years. Food is about $15-$50 a month, and usually it's on the lower end during summer and spring months. The only time it gets expensive is when your horse breaks something or gets cholic or whatever. But a bullet usually only costs about $.50 - $2.00. You either then need to pay a disposal fee, which will vary heavily, and a fee to get the horse out of your place, assuming you don't have your own flatbed or don't know anyone who does. You also need a saddle/blanket/tack which can be between $500 to however high you want to go.

I can admit the initial costs can be high, but many folks have third or forth generation saddles and barns and can get their horses to live off the land for many months out of the year. For most poor country folks keeping a horse costs less than keeping a car.

Edit: Let me put it this way, as I'm getting a lot of people who probably don't know much about horses telling me how expensive they are. When I was a kid, in the early 90's, my family ran a pet store. We had 3 employees (making a little over minimum wage) who worked there. Two were dual income parents and the other a single income single women. All three owned horses, multiple horses even, and all three rented their properties, but one actually boarded her horses. The huge majority of horses aren't Seabiscuit or Secretariat or eventing horses. They are just normal mutts.

[–]rotarded 0 points1 point ago

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did you rent it at the glue factory or something?

[–]goinunder0390 0 points1 point ago

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RES tagged as 'cheap horse rider'

[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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I'd lose my shit if I had a pony and someone stole it. I would take revenge swiftly, like the rider of Rohan that I am.

[–]wyzzerd 11 points12 points ago

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No one messes with the horse lords.

[–]abstractpolytope 2 points3 points ago

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Whereas a moderate handful mess with the pony lords.

[–]agile52 3 points4 points ago

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Stolen horse? SHOW THEM YOUR FORCE!

[–]Offensive_Statement 13 points14 points ago

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With black people a stolen pony is just expected. I mean have you seen their neighborhoods?

[–]Dan_Acronym 1 point2 points ago

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I think you are my new favorite novelty account.

[–]whathappenedwas 2 points3 points ago

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I downvoted you for your comment, and then changed it to an upvote upon seeing your username.

[–]ZeekySantos 3 points4 points ago

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Wow man, I didn't even see his username and I knew it was some form of satire.

[–]goinunder0390 1 point2 points ago

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Some folk can't see the reddit through the trolls

[–]Kalorn 0 points1 point ago

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http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/r1b0u/my_hero/

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Especially since Ponies are a delicacy in some Latin and Polynesian cultures.

[–]thelastmanintheworld 209 points210 points ago

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HOW DARE SHE CRY OVER THE LOSS OF A PET SHE LOVED!

[–]l4mpSh4d3 8 points9 points ago

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Am I the only one to think that what's ridiculous is not that the girl is crying about it but more that it made the news...?

[–]PaulWR 9 points10 points ago

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Its not ridiculous for either of those things. You'd cry too if your thousand dollar pony was stolen, and of course its on the news to notify people to look out for this pony. This is up there with stealing a car.

[–]l4mpSh4d3 1 point2 points ago*

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I do see your point but are all stolen cars reported on the news? I dont watch fox news (i think i could get it in my part of the world) but i doubt it. I guess 'ridiculous' is a bit of a strong word but it's surprising that considering all the crimes that take place everyday, this is the one they decide to report. 'ironic' would have been more appropriate. This screenshot may be taken out of context though and what we see here may not be the whole story.

I know this is not on the national news so not equivalent but it seems relevant and will lighten the mood... This is what makes the news in the country I live in: http://i.imgur.com/rB9q8.jpg

Edit: added link

[–]InspiredByKITTENS 0 points1 point ago

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Horse theft is a big deal in a lot of places. It doesn't happen so much any more since the bottom dropped out of the equine market (around here it's more likely you would come out to your pasture to find someone had dumped EXTRA horses in it), but I think for some people it's a, "Huh, who'd have thought you could steal a horse" interest story, and for others it's a legitimate warning that they better increase security.

Also, most of these local stations will run just about any story you call them with that's even slightly interesting.

[–]wilkeson 0 points1 point ago

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you have clearly never lived in a small/medium town.

living in the 21st century with 24hr news networks and stuff like the internet have made local news reports comical.

[–]WarPhalange 34 points35 points ago

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A pet that could have easily cost thousands of dollars.

[–]serfis 24 points25 points ago

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Which should make her less sad? Or is it that only white people have that much money?

[–]WarPhalange 27 points28 points ago

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If I lost something that I spent thousands of dollars on, I'd be pretty sad.

[–]candlejack_userna 11 points12 points ago

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Even all that weight you've gained since high school?!

[–]WarPhalange 5 points6 points ago

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Twinkies aren't that expensive.

[–]rolexxx11 -5 points-4 points ago

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Ahhhh, the stereotyping comes out! So every white person with a pony must be buying one that is extremely expensive, even as far as ponies go? Dam... I honestly wish that one was true, then I could go back in time and inform my parents and most of my friends as well as ex girlfriend that the dozens of $300-$500 animals they all bought were actually supposed to cost thousands of dollars. Think of the profit margins!!

[–]jericho 11 points12 points ago

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Owning horses is not, and will never be, a pastime of poor people. So you got a good deal on a horse. And the stable? Pasture? Hay? Truck? Time?

Trying to make out owning a horse as something anyone can do if they save up a month or two is idiotic.

[–]rolexxx11 10 points11 points ago

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Ever been to Virginia? Some of the poorest people in America, bar none, and huge amounts of horse, chicken, goat, cow, etc ownership out there. My point is that stereotyping white people as all rich just because they happen to devote a certain amount of their income to a specific pastime is inappropriate. Yes, to own a pony/horse in most places is hard, for people of all races. But it's ludicrous to say that just because someone owns a horse they are rich, or if not ludicrous, very ignorant. 22,000 of some of the poorer families in America still ranch and farm, and they all own multiple horses.

[–]jericho 4 points5 points ago

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You have a good point. I know people who own horses that certainly are not rich. I shall rephrase that;

"Dilettante equestrianisim is not, and will never be, a pastime of poor people."

[–]theoriginalaks 3 points4 points ago

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Well that's because poor people can't afford words like "dilettante". Maybe "equestrianism" if they can catch it on sale.

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[–]rolexxx11 2 points3 points ago

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So is it a white people's problem because we are the only people who care about losing beloved pets that are expensive? So other races wouldn't have a problem losing an expensive pet? Do they value animals inversely relative to their worth or something? I'm confused why price would matter...

Also, it's worth noting that the huge majority of horses and ponies are only worth around $200-$1000. Younger ones and ones of better breeding tend to go for a bit more, but the ones that cost thousands of dollars are exquisitely rare relative to how many exist.

[–]dubdubdubdot 5 points6 points ago

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Yeah lets not over analyze here. It was a joke playing on a stereotype that white peoples problems are not really as bad as other races', needless to say, that idea is flawed in many ways but that's part of the joke.

[–]rolexxx11 0 points1 point ago

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Meh, what you call over analyzing is what sticks out to me right away. I don't really support casual racism no matter who it is against, even if "it's just a joke."

But then again, I understand if you do and won't try to convince you to think I way I do.

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[–]rolexxx11 -2 points-1 points ago

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Whoa there, friend, let's not just make up what I said, shall we? I know it's easier to argue against me if you do, but dam it all, it's just not as much fun, now is it?

I never implied most white kids have ponies. I just said that most of the ponies aren't nearly as expensive as he implied. This doesn't imply ownership (though I can see why you wish I said that!!).

Also, what I meant when I said I understand if you do is I understand not everyone thinks this type of stereotyping, for anyone not just against whites, is a big deal. I understand that position and am not here to make the case that it is for anyone who doesn't really want to hear it. I didn't mean it as an insult, if you thought I did.

[–]Dan_Acronym 0 points1 point ago

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I agree. Niggas need to pony up.

[–]goinunder0390 0 points1 point ago

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Can we get that on a tshirt?

[–]probablynotyou 0 points1 point ago

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If she shows her ponies then it could easily be worth 10k-50k. If it's just an average kids pony it's probably in the range of 2k-5k

[–]rolexxx11 0 points1 point ago

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I hate to dispute this, but this is saying $1,000 and upwards for what they term "suitable" ponies. Personally, I've never seen one sold or bought for more than around $1,500, but I come from an area with a lot of poorer people with a lot of land and lot of animals.

[–]probablynotyou 2 points3 points ago

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The excess of animals is probably the reason then. I have worked and been around horses since I was a teenager and I've rarely seen any priced under 3k, though they are probably out there, I am just familiar with show horses I guess. I know that you can 'save' horses from auction for like $200 a horse/pony at auction but any horse that has had training into it is worth more because of the time/money commitment.

[–]rolexxx11 1 point2 points ago

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Ahhhh, yep, that would be it. It's sort of like asking a dog "enthusiast" how much it would be to get a dog. They will likely and honestly say "Oh, about $350-$2,000, depending on breed and quality." Or you can just go down the street to the little old ladies house who's dog just had a litter and get a free one.

I used to work with a large animal vet in my home town and no, none of the animals were trained. I understand what you are saying and you are totally right, trained or trainable animals carry a premium. I'm just talking down-home animals, though, suitable for working a farm and carrying the kids around, but not much else.

[–]probablynotyou 0 points1 point ago

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Also they are in the los angeles area, which is quite an urban area to have horses at - where even keeping it at a rundown stable can be quite costly, this pony probably was not cheap.

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[–]iamesauce 3 points4 points ago

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TIL only white people are rich

[–][deleted] -4 points-3 points ago

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I have no idea how you drew that conclusion, but obviously having a pet taken away is a terrible thing, no matter what race you are.

[–]iamesauce 3 points4 points ago

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Maybe if you wouldn't have deleted your post it would have been way more obvious?

ಠ_ಠ

[–]lolipopp 1 point2 points ago

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I think that's more of a first world problem, then....

[–]Vaiz 62 points63 points ago

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What!?!? you kidding me, i would be pissed if my pony got stolen!

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Nobody's saying that it's a stupid thing to be upset about, but the 'white people' internet shtick partially consists of white people being in the middle-upper class.

Owning a pony: expensive

[–]Al-a-Gorey 20 points21 points ago

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And that's the end of that chapter.

[–]Painted99 14 points15 points ago*

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It's kind of annoying how people assume that you have to be rich to own a horse. I have 2 horses and I'm far from rich. Plus horses are just like any other pet, they are a part of the family. If your dog got stolen, I'm sure you'd be crying!

[–]NimbusBP1729 1 point2 points ago

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how much do horses cost?

whatever your answer is, I bet poor people can't afford it.

[–]Painted99 1 point2 points ago

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You can get a horse from anywhere between $200 - $30,000 depending on what the horse does. I've seen one for sale for 80,000, which I think is a bit excessive, but there are some who'll pay it. Most horses go from between 2,000 - 7,000. A racehorse on the other hand can be valued at as much as 3mil. I got my main riding horse for 2,000 and my other horse for 1,000. Both are pretty cheap for horses.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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You spent $1'000 on a 'just for fun' horse? You might not be rolling in dough, but you definitely have a high income or small fortune.

[–]AlmostPerson 0 points1 point ago

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But having to qualify it as cheap "for horses" means that it is itself not cheap. My first 2 cars didn't cost as much as your 2 horses. Not to mention that if you own horses you need land, which also make you.....not poor.

[–]Painted99 0 points1 point ago

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I never said I was poor, but I'm not rich. I live in Australia, so prices may not be accurate for the US or other places. You don't necessarily need land to have horses, a lot of people keep them at boarding facilities.

[–]UndeadPirateLeChuck 1 point2 points ago

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Actually, all the people I can think of in my area that own horses are poor people. It all depends on where you live and what you spend your money on.

[–]NimbusBP1729 0 points1 point ago

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is there a difference in cost for people who would purchase horses for farmwork vs. a pet?

[–]UndeadPirateLeChuck 0 points1 point ago

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most definitely. If you were to google "horse for sale" I'm sure you'd find people that are selling horses for the most profit. The people I know mostly got theirs because they know someone or another that has a farm and had a horse give birth when they didn't need a new horse.

[–]rolexxx11 -1 points0 points ago

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Never been to Virginia, huh?

[–]NimbusBP1729 -1 points0 points ago

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i have lived in Virginia. I would have preferred a number though.

[–]UnicornTitties 0 points1 point ago

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I don't think people are saying you have to be rich. But someone living paycheck to paycheck will not be able to do so.

[–]Cupcakes_n_Hacksaws[!] 7 points8 points ago

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So THAT'S why I never got a pony for christmas!

[–]ToughAsGrapes 37 points38 points ago

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This must be the worst thing ever.

[–]Fangel96 29 points30 points ago

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I would be super mad if someone stole my pony.

[–]Wr3nch 21 points22 points ago

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I bet that pony's not even stolen. Probably just hiding out someplace out west!

[–]Merriwinter 14 points15 points ago

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If all the ponies were gone, I would probably just move on to pound puppies.

[–]jazman71092 10 points11 points ago

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It would be a total secret! but fun.

[–]Kelven486 3 points4 points ago

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People may call me odd, but I'd rather have a chicken as a pet.

[–]PurpleSfinx 9 points10 points ago

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Of all the worst things that could happen...

[–]YouPickMyName 5 points6 points ago

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This is the... worst... possible... thing...

[–]fallencathedral 25 points26 points ago

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Posting anything from Tosh.0 on Reddit is like a snake eating its own tail.

[–]JacobMHS 1 point2 points ago

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I wanna see that.

[–]stefani-carwell 15 points16 points ago

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I drew a crappy picture for you!

[–]JacobMHS 2 points3 points ago

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It may be because I'm so tired but that made me laugh...and I don't laugh much.

[–]stefani-carwell 1 point2 points ago

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You're welcome. I think..?

[–]JacobMHS 3 points4 points ago

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Yeah.

[–]Shallow-And-Pedantic 0 points1 point ago

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That's just a hoop snake. Don't want to fuck with them.

[–]xxon 0 points1 point ago

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More like a dog eating its own vomit. Or maybe another dogs, which in turn ate the first dogs vomit and then threw up.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I made a garter snake eat it's own tail once, it ended up dying after I threw it around a bunch.

I was a very cruel child.

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[–]Shallow-And-Pedantic -1 points0 points ago

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thepiratebay.org/torrent/6373833/

[–]muffintoast 16 points17 points ago

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brony people problems

[–]PercentBronyDerail 7 points8 points ago

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80%

[–]jazman71092 7 points8 points ago

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haha, i've never seen you in a thread where you posted a low number! I'd say you're getting pretty darn accurate!

[–]TSED 2 points3 points ago

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"Stolen Pony"? Good name for a rock band.

[–]AffableJack 7 points8 points ago

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Black People Problems

I don't know what to do with this muhfuckin Pony.

[–]ourviewfinder 4 points5 points ago

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PONY2012

[–]crABtoad 3 points4 points ago

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found it http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/423785_369301366437645_188317224536061_1120843_673197439_n.jpg

[–]Benjammin1391 1 point2 points ago

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Ive never seen a pony cry before.

did they ever find out who owned it?

[–]xlude22x 1 point2 points ago

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Found it!

[–]AlmostPerson 1 point2 points ago

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Found it!!!

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/r1b0u/my_hero/

[–]wretcheddawn 1 point2 points ago

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That's racist, bro.

[–]original-finder 10 points11 points ago

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Original Submission (100%): White People Problems [D]

Posted: 4h before this post by musicaficta (fixed by tika_b)

This comment generated by an automated bot. Is this match wrong?

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[–]sleepingforest 1 point2 points ago

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I found your Pony

[–]ninjafaces 3 points4 points ago

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Horse people are fucking crazy.

[–]bawksbawks 8 points9 points ago

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It's funny you should say this I came here to say "If anyone ever took my horse I'd cut them from their nether regions to their hanging nose hairs with a rusty knife." I just think we're pretty passionate >:-}

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[–]Shamelesssssssssssss 2 points3 points ago

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Wow, that was hard and tight.

[–]bananasforall 15 points16 points ago

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I can attest to the insanity of horse people, but losing a pet is a valid reason to cry (if you have a soul).

[–]Legendary_win -1 points0 points ago

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I grew up raising horses. I can safely say that I never want to deal with them for the rest of my life.

[–]bananasforall 1 point2 points ago

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That's unfortunate, horses are amazing creatures and they're not the problem, brah. If nothing else, the people are crazy in an entertaining sense. There's a reason I call the hunter/jumper show circuit the "traveling circus." Also, there is a HUGE difference between someone that just owns a horse for pleasure and people heavily involved in a show circuit. Just sayin'.

[–]Legendary_win -2 points-1 points ago

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We had 3 horses when I was growing up that we used for light ranch work, and during the summer we would take them over to youth camps so kids could ride them. When I was in my early teens I worked at a horse barn and help trained horses in Western Pleasure (I quit that job after a few months for various reasons). We sold 2 of our horses and the one horse we have left is a 22 yo gelding (he's really sweet but is just a little too old for anything now).

Looking back at it all now, they're just a huge money sink that nearly put us in debt several times, which is why we had to sell 2. The only reason we have our gelding still is because of my mother, but my father and I are the only ones that really take care of him. After working at the barn as well, I noticed that most people just use them as a status symbol.

Also, Jesus Christ why are so many women obsessed with horses?

[–]Sisaac 1 point2 points ago

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wink wink, nudge nudge

[–]jtdc 0 points1 point ago

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Crazy people are fucking horse

[–]normallyesoteric 0 points1 point ago

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Horse person here. Can't really deny this. We're not all full-tilt-boogie crazy, though.

[–]jazman71092 0 points1 point ago

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I feel like i wanna make a joke about Crazy Horse, but i just have no idea how i would go about it.

[–]mustbesleeping 0 points1 point ago

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We centaurs don't appreciate that comment.

[–]neondeon25 0 points1 point ago

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Sammy Davis Jr. The Pony belongs to me now! -Ed Wuncler

[–]sevendeadlypigs 0 points1 point ago

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god, we don't ALL have ponies, people.

Driver, take me away from these heathens. Chop chop.

[–]UnicornTitties 0 points1 point ago

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Pony, take me away from this thread. Clop clop.

[–]Adamas_Mustache 0 points1 point ago

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When my dad was a young lad in the Soviet Union, he had a pet gorilla. Orphans kidnapped it.

[–]mapkinase 0 points1 point ago

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*ate it

[–]Koopslovestogame 0 points1 point ago

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im fairly certain it wasn't a brown or black pony!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=_m-sCr1hWRM#t=4s

[–]psychroclasm 0 points1 point ago

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This was two spaces above this thread when I got here.

[–]slayer8a 0 points1 point ago

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I actually feel sorry for the little girl........this ain't me.

[–]GroundhogExpert 0 points1 point ago

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I already knew I'm a terrible person, so I get to laugh at this with impunity!

[–]garaging 0 points1 point ago

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I am so sorry about your pony

[–]dubkaf 0 points1 point ago

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Hey I think I found her Pony on Reddit

[–]Floogleisadouche 0 points1 point ago

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That motherfucker.

[–]jazzychill17 0 points1 point ago

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She looks exactly like Veruca Salt from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

[–]ILoveThisWebsite 0 points1 point ago

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Well, this is clearly what happened. I saw these on my front page at the same time.

[–]srikad8 0 points1 point ago

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Found it on /r/WTF

[–]jesseeme 0 points1 point ago

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I would be devastated if I lost a pet I could ride.

[–]JolietJ 0 points1 point ago

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I think I found her pony right here on Reddit!

[–]RullyisJRM 0 points1 point ago

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I'd be pissed off as well -- and I'm not White!

[–]themightyscott 0 points1 point ago

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Worse than Kony.

[–]wingie 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my pony go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

[–]jokubolakis 0 points1 point ago

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RELEVANT

[–]Iamgoingtooffendyou 0 points1 point ago

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The cops found her pony

[–]mustbesleeping 0 points1 point ago

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I would cry my face off if someone stole one of my animals, but being put on the news for it would be very strange and white-people-problems-y indeed.

[–]AlmostPerson 0 points1 point ago

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She looks like the brat from Willy Wonka. (The good one, not that tim burton PoS)

[–]redmanzy310 0 points1 point ago

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This girl looks like a young Eric Murphy's girlfriend Ashley (the crazy ass one) from Entourage.

[–]jerisho 0 points1 point ago

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I don't know why, but every time i see that picture I just wanna punch her in the face :(

[–]LimpanaxLU 0 points1 point ago

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I read Stolen Porn...that made the whole thing just strange ಠ_ಠ

[–]zepx 0 points1 point ago

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http://youtu.be/JMA6nvAuv74 :>

[–]thebigstank 0 points1 point ago

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There goes dinner... shucks!

[–]uvelify 0 points1 point ago

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Fox news ofcourse...

[–]SuperMiles64 0 points1 point ago

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Is it only me that realises that this is actually a photo of the pony?

[–]Susan_G_CancerDeath 0 points1 point ago

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I bet it was stolen by one of them blacks

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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This is quite accurate, good sir. I say, I can't think of a white person I know that doesn't own at least one pony. Every male in my family, including my brother, Kip, owns two to three polo ponies and every female a pony of the ebony breed. We typically only use them when we're not busy skiing or yachting, old chap... Alas, it is so difficult to type this with both pinkies in the air and my smoking jacket keeps getting in the way... Nibbles manchego.

[–]vortex117 0 points1 point ago

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Black people problems: welfare denied.

[–]Drunken_Economist -3 points-2 points ago

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Joseph Pony

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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They probably got similar reactions.

[–]ImNotTheGovernment -2 points-1 points ago

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More like First Class Problems

[–]Noname_acc 5 points6 points ago*

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You ever met horse people? Some of them are super upper class and some of them are ultra trailer trash. Its really a pretty even split.

Edit: they are 100% crazy though.

[–]CptReynolds 0 points1 point ago

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But then Reddit can't trash an entire race of rich non-black, non-asian, non-hispanic, non-... oh fuck it. If what you say is true Reddit can't trash rich white people. The fuck will everyone do with all that free time?

[–]normallyesoteric 0 points1 point ago

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Noname speaks troof. I know a millionaire woman who owns 1 horse, and a minimum-wage (ok, maybe a little more) earning woman who owned 3. With horse people, income/social status is less important than interest in the animal.

[–]dracy69 0 points1 point ago

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My uncle and his daughter (my cousin) had horses, I think my cousin still does but she lives in a different state though and I'm not sure.

They are very middle class and by all accounts ordinary.

[–]D3m0nzz -3 points-2 points ago

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That problem is so white, it should go snowboarding.

[–]dats_wacist -1 points0 points ago

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Dats Wacist

[–]Yodawgz -5 points-4 points ago

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Someone should fix this with a black person and put Stolen Bike

[–]imightbebaked 0 points1 point ago

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I don't get it. Black people cry over stolen bikes?

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[–]g-rob2 2 points3 points ago

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Nah bro, black people don't own horses. I read that in Newsweek.

[–]normallyesoteric -2 points-1 points ago

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I'm sure this is sarcasm, but you couldn't be more wrong. One of my best friends is black and he owns more horses right this second than I likely ever will in my lifetime.

[–]240caloriesperbottle 1 point2 points ago

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You totally pulled an awesome feat here. You, in a way, "one upped" him and pulled a "I have a black friend."

Impressive.

[–]normallyesoteric 0 points1 point ago

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You caught me. That's totally what I was going for. All I care about is one-upping sarcastic users of an internet site. BUSTED.

Now where did I leave that picardfacepalm.jpg?

[–]240caloriesperbottle 1 point2 points ago

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Lol, you're the guy you said

One of my best friends is black

To prove a point and I get the facepalm?

I wish you could see how big my smile is right now. You sir, made my night.

[–]normallyesoteric 0 points1 point ago

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I interpreted your reply as being sarcastic due to your phrasing of 'pulled a "I have a black friend"'.

Perhaps this was the wrong conclusion for me to have jumped to (I can't seem to find my 'Jump To Conclusions' mat, either).

I was simply stating facts.

I have a friend.

That friend is a man.

That man is black.

He owns horses.

I wasn't striving to one-up anyone, but rather dispel an ignorant idea in the off-chance that g-rob's post was NOT sarcastic.

I'll chalk it up to me being tired and leave it at that. Glad I could bring a smile to you (even if it was by folly).

[–]240caloriesperbottle 1 point2 points ago

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It was just a joke Mr. Seriouspants.

[–]normallyesoteric 0 points1 point ago

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A JOKE?! Where do you think we are? /r/funny?!

...

[–]240caloriesperbottle 0 points1 point ago

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/r/picturesofiansleeping

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