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[–]Picklemancer 38 points39 points ago

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[–]wrincewind 7 points8 points ago

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thank you very much.

[–]Trickish[S] 5 points6 points ago

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Thanks!

[–]eGetin 19 points20 points ago

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...and that's exactly why I'm on reddit!

[–]GrandPyromania 5 points6 points ago

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Here's a link to a TV Tropes Article. Feel free to hate me later.

[–]cptcliche 2 points3 points ago

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Nooooo! You bastard!

[–]Streakiest 2 points3 points ago

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Come back! COME BACK!!!

...

no...i was...too late...

:'[

[–]Kalyptro 5 points6 points ago

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"Refreshing way to start the day." I see what you did there...

[–]DanRoad 2 points3 points ago

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Is that a Hitchhiker's reference I see there?

[–]thaspaam 0 points1 point ago

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Deep Thought, indeed.

[–]USVSoupNazi 3 points4 points ago

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I wish my computer puked rainbows!

[–]Kaos99 9 points10 points ago

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It doesn't?

[–]Neilio_Knarf 4 points5 points ago

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Heh, what a loser

[–]Kaos99 5 points6 points ago

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Must have an obsolete model

[–]RunPoopFapMaster 5 points6 points ago

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He's probably stuck in the 90's

[–]PleaseWithC 2 points3 points ago

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Have you tried turning it off then back on again?

[–]Streakiest 1 point2 points ago

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I turned it on then off again is that good enough??

[–]SJones37 3 points4 points ago

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"scroll the infinite pages" as I use RES' never ending Reddit to scroll Reddit infinitely.

[–]abasss 1 point2 points ago

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No need to be bored. Endless page of fun, even when I'm busy.

[–]PleaseWithC 1 point2 points ago

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"That space cat I ate is disagreeing with me."

[–]bobisoft2k5 1 point2 points ago

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WHERE CAN I BUY IT

[–]Insomnya3AM 1 point2 points ago

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Anybody have a high res version of this?

[–]timecronus 1 point2 points ago

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Internet? more like an Advertising Campaign for Reddit

[–]SpinalX 0 points1 point ago

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This needs to be recreated in minecraft.

[–]alloneword22 0 points1 point ago

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Look at that beautiful forest of up-votes.

[–]oziak 0 points1 point ago

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the all-seeing-monitor

[–]TheoQ99 0 points1 point ago

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The fuel to my endless procrastination

[–]phatboi 0 points1 point ago

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Too many tabs of what? It's puking rainbows, I'm just sayin'...

[–]imightbebaked 1 point2 points ago

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I'm sayin' that you're sayin', "Too many tabs of what? It's puking rainbows, I'm just sayin'..."

[–]ZombieMozart 0 points1 point ago

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Oh, CollegeHumor

[–]TheDeathOfComedy 0 points1 point ago

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Let us laugh and laugh at the dead-eyed determination with which we submit our souls to decay.

[–]Taleron 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe a bit off topic, but Too Many Tabs has become my digital version of a buried pirate's treasure chest of old Reddit threads, sidelined projects, and cat pictures. I keep it around to save pages for later... and don't remember they're in there until way later.

[–]brainles71 0 points1 point ago

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Does anyone know where i can get a bigger version of this?

[–]Whenthenighthascome 0 points1 point ago

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Too many tabs tourist agency, yup that's me

[–]haffajappa 0 points1 point ago

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Not so much bored, as have a 10 page paper to write for tomorrow that I haven't started...

[–]ganonthesage 0 points1 point ago

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Reddit Enhancement Suite has been my "infinite pages"

[–]ashleymatto 0 points1 point ago

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Awesome

[–]metamorphine -3 points-2 points ago

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GO AWAY OVERUSED, UNFUNNY MEME