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This sums up almost every night for me (i.imgur.com)

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[–]avib101 80 points81 points ago

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Wouldn't this fall under paranoid parrot?

[–]PretzelSamples 16 points17 points ago

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Agreed. OP uses Socially Awkward Penguin meme incorrectly. Is socially ostracized for doing so. :(

[–]nockbox 2 points3 points ago

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I think this is too meta for OP

[–]ComradeArmona 0 points1 point ago

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came to say this

[–]grammar_connoisseur 54 points55 points ago

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Misuse of socially awkward penguin.

[–]Goozer4life 2 points3 points ago

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Wellllll... That was awkward

[–]abeth 2 points3 points ago

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And yet, first page of adviceanimals. I am confused.

[–]LordSocky 8 points9 points ago

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I get it. You misuse the meme in an attempt to be redditally awkward.

Guys, we just got metamemed.

[–]ChArGeR9559 14 points15 points ago

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Wrong meme dude, nice try though.

[–]OverTheTopPSA 2 points3 points ago

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Should be paranoid parrot. Also missing wakes up 4 times through the night because you're worried it did not go off.

[–]TurbulentFlow 2 points3 points ago

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http://i.qkme.me/36jc5h.jpg

[–]MentalProblems 1 point2 points ago

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How is this socially awkward? He didn't try to talk to the fucking thing

[–]duggtodeath 1 point2 points ago

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This should be a paranoid parrot.

[–]rstuckmaier 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of an episode of Coupling:

  1. Jane picks up the phone to make sure Susan hung it up properly.

  2. Jane picks it up again to make sure she, herself, hung it up.

  3. Goto 2.

[–]GraveDigger1337 0 points1 point ago

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I have another problem I have to go to the kitchen every evening and triple check and there has been times where I am not sure if I saw right it being off so I have to get up from bed just to go check again even though I know 100% its off. And if I don't check I get this horrible feeling like I'm about to die at any second.

[–]ImButtHead 0 points1 point ago

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Socially awkward with himself.

SAP lvl: 100

[–]ayeohletsgo 0 points1 point ago

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You may be suffering from what we in the soft sciences call the OC disorder

[–]Langly- 0 points1 point ago

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Double check its set for 6am and not 6pm. Double check its actually armed. Double check the time isn't set 12 hours off.

[–]EternalRocksBeneath 0 points1 point ago

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Sometimes even after doing this, my alarm decides not to go off.

[–]castironpuppet 0 points1 point ago

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MISUSED MEME

[–]OddBones -1 points0 points ago

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I hate my alarm clock for exactly this reason. What a dickhead.

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