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[–]omittingbread 52 points53 points ago

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I guess dropping a Nokia on it will destroy the mountain.

[–]Dead_Skull 5 points6 points ago

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What if thats hat they're trying to destroy?

[–]CaptnAwesomeGuy 16 points17 points ago

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Thatsthejoke.jpg

[–]omittingbread 1 point2 points ago

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I just spent 5 minutes looking for a hat in the picture...

[–]DaBiggestHomie 71 points72 points ago

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We're doing Nokia jokes again?

[–]Dapwell 134 points135 points ago

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These jokes just won't go away...one might say that they are indestructible

[–]TheeFlipper 12 points13 points ago

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[–]Dapwell 2 points3 points ago

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I love you for posting this. This...it's to beautiful for words...

[–]repaeR_mirG 15 points16 points ago

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YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Yes.

[–]ArseAssault 21 points22 points ago

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I actually never get tired of these

[–]RichAndHung -1 points0 points ago

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They're not jokes, they're advertising.

[–]aFlyingGuru 2 points3 points ago

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Nice try, HTC employee.

[–]RichAndHung 0 points1 point ago

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At least I didn't make a forced meme, upvote it, and downvote everyone who recognizes it for what it really is.

[–]punknoflowers 19 points20 points ago

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Yeah, this is bullshit and fake. I actually ventured across the majority of middle earth with various fellows and facing various perils to dispose of my old Nokia in the fires of Mount Doom, and low and behold not so much as a scratch.

Complete waste of time, so thought I'd warn anyone else who thought that may work.

[–]SloppyJoeUK 20 points21 points ago

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Why would you want to destroy Mordor?

[–]waterpotamus 13 points14 points ago

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[–]skytro 1 point2 points ago

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then you go back and both are completely unharmed

[–]fatih64 29 points30 points ago

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[–]aFlyingGuru 1 point2 points ago

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Every time it's posted someone who hasn't seen it before will get a laugh out of it. If it was a repost that everyone had seen it wouldn't be upvoted.

[–]fatih64 0 points1 point ago

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Dude if you want repost you should go to 9GAG.

[–]stferago 10 points11 points ago

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The technological timeline is pretty accurate here as well.

[–]Mumberthrax 2 points3 points ago

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My nokia phone which looks a lot like the one in the picture is finally dying. The battery won't stay charged for long, and the zero button does not work. I'm in the market for a new phone, maybe one with a camera and internet, but I don't know what would suit me best.

[–]aFlyingGuru 1 point2 points ago

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Any Android phone has camera and internet. They're cheaper and better IMO than Apple.

[–]eGetin 1 point2 points ago

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Samsung has a good water resistant Android phone, I guess you should try it.

[–]my_bitches_love_me 9 points10 points ago

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[–]CottonStorm 12 points13 points ago

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You cannot beat to death that which cannot be destroyed.

[–]irawwwr 1 point2 points ago

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Stop beating a dead Jessica Sarah Parker.

[–]HashBR 4 points5 points ago

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inb4 People mad at 9gag and this Joke.

[–]tookiselite12 5 points6 points ago

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i read "do it, frodo" as "do it, faggot" for some reason.

[–]gregoe86 0 points1 point ago

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It's because you've been on the internet too long.

[–]tookiselite12 0 points1 point ago

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i wont refute that claim.

[–]Borderline_Monologue 4 points5 points ago

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My first phone was a Nokia. I had it for two years and put it through hell. In the end, it was Campbell's chicken noodle soup that killed it.

[–]martellus 6 points7 points ago

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I thought something was wrong with that stuff...

[–]itachiowns 1 point2 points ago

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I love my nokia brick!

[–]MRogue 1 point2 points ago

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Thank you for making my day better :D

[–]jase1014 1 point2 points ago

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I still think these nokia jokes are done by people from nokia.

[–]RichAndHung 0 points1 point ago

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duh

[–]OBrien 0 points1 point ago

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You would have more karma if your comment was simply "Nice try, Nokia Corp."

[–]Deaden 1 point2 points ago*

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I was just thinking. Sauron didn't order anyone from his army to guard the entrance to the fires of Mount Doom. At least not in the movie. Surely, out of all his numbers he could have sent a small group of orcs led by a lieutenant with a cave troll to guard it?

This a critical flaw in his war/defense strategy, considering it's the only way to destroy the most precious thing in the world to him.

[–]Jakabov 2 points3 points ago

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Sauron could not fathom the possibility that someone might want to destroy the ring. It was unthinkable to him, so he never even considered guarding Mt. Doom. This, coupled with the fact that the entire Free Peoples of Middle-Earth were storming his front door, was the reason two little hobbits were able to sneak in and fuck everything up.

[–]JTHipster 5 points6 points ago

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I NEVER GROW TIRED OF THESE NOKIA JOKES HANA DOES ANYONE ELSE REALLY LIKE THAT NEW NAPOLEON DYNAMITE SHOW?

[–]Stabfist_Frankenkill 1 point2 points ago

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Yes.

ts;dr: It genuinely made me laugh quite a few times during the short first season, and that's all I can really ask for out of a Sunday evening Fox cartoon.

[–]Minyme2009 2 points3 points ago

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Oh scumbag redditors.... Downvoting you because it makes them feel above you. If you enjoy the show, power to you sir.

[–]Stabfist_Frankenkill 4 points5 points ago

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I've never understood the "you like something I don't, therefore you are bad" mentality. For a group that claims to value individuality, it comes very close to accusing people of thoughtcrime.

[–]AriBBCP 0 points1 point ago

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UGH

IDIOT

[–]IronMikeT -1 points0 points ago

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YA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! lol I laugh every time Don does that

[–]Stabfist_Frankenkill 0 points1 point ago

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We frequently yell that at each other in the warehouse where I work. It's fantastic stress relief.

[–]huddarts 0 points1 point ago

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Funny! But this would be called a repost

[–]punkhobo 0 points1 point ago

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That's Debateable

[–]XAmsterdamX 0 points1 point ago

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The One Ringtone

[–]Fr0hman 0 points1 point ago

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http://www.66mobile.com/images/zoom/nokia/Nokia_5100_phone.jpg

I'm actually using this ^ right now. It's even more durable.

[–]TheUnknownFactor 0 points1 point ago

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The first phone I owned was a Nokia 1611 (The one on the far left). I used it several times as a hammer. In terms of durability, comparing it to the Nokia 3210 is like comparing a hummer to an rc-car.

[–]alga 0 points1 point ago

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The one in the picture is 3310.

[–]meatrocket8 0 points1 point ago

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godamn you youngsters of nowadays, trashing the phone i used in my golden years(around 40)

[–]RichAndHung 0 points1 point ago

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Another fucking Nokia advertisement. Just stop.

[–]alga 0 points1 point ago

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Nokia is practically dead. It's not an advertisement, it's fond memories.

[–]RichAndHung 0 points1 point ago

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Really? Nobody is dumb enough to believe that.

[–]Darwid 0 points1 point ago

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R-r-r-r... REPOST!

[–]barium111 0 points1 point ago

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THAT RING-tone

[–]masterbard1 0 points1 point ago

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my friend ran over one of those with his ford f100 and not one single scratch.

[–]Stripedcheese 0 points1 point ago

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Drop an iPhone, break the screen. Drop a Nokia, break the floor...

[–]ratmaze 0 points1 point ago

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but ...are you ....sure ? o.O

[–]Th3Octavian 0 points1 point ago

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Snake is mine.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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This made me smile a lot. Especially remembering playing the one game of snake that it had

[–]timecronus 0 points1 point ago

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Nokia is the only thing that will survive a zombie apocalypse

[–]mapster10 0 points1 point ago

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MY PRECIOUS!!!!!!

[–]a_sloth -1 points0 points ago

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Hey guys! Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a horse!

[–]TeCuervo -2 points-1 points ago

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[–]Mr__H -5 points-4 points ago

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Nokia jokes are as hard to destroy as well.... Nokia phones.

[–]Brett42 -1 points0 points ago

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Wait... shouldn't they have been cooked by the heat?

[–]Frankstg -1 points0 points ago

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And once again today, another one of the nokia circlejerk threads got upvoted.

[–]RichAndHung 0 points1 point ago

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Of course, since Nokia's advertising company has an army of hired redditors upvoting this crap (and downvoting me).

[–]alga 0 points1 point ago

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Come on, this phone has nothing in common with the stuff Nokia is selling nowadays, except the name.

[–]RichAndHung 0 points1 point ago

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You don't really believe this is a genuine meme, do you? It's so obviously forced.

[–]alga 0 points1 point ago

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I do think it's a real meme. Personally, I'm an ex-loyal Nokia customer. Here's the story of my relationship with Nokia: http://www.flickr.com/photos/alga/2568445201/ . Now it's ended, I use a Samsung Galaxy S with Android, and I'm very happy with it.

[–]fusems -3 points-2 points ago

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When did we become 9gag?

[–]yhallotharlol -4 points-3 points ago

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This meme is about as unfunny as it's fake. My brother bought a Nokia like that two months ago to get upvotes on 9gag (yeah, I know) and the phone came broken. The screen was cracked, and it only took one throw off a roof to shatter it into 30 pieces.

[–]Jewddha -5 points-4 points ago

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The original post was bad and this one is too!

[–]Dornath -4 points-3 points ago

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Really? This is still happening?

[–]beener -4 points-3 points ago

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Cool man, only like 2 months too late.

[–]GrayStudios -5 points-4 points ago

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Anybody else think Nokia jokes are dumb and played out? Yeah, surprise, their phone is more durable than your phone that's screen covers its entire front side. Who would have guessed.