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[–]HighFlyingIcarus 58 points59 points ago

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Don't put the punchline in the freaking title!!! Also why does no one Link to the comic on the creators site?

[–]NodiRevetlar 12 points13 points ago

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Upvote because I literally was just looking at the website and switched back over to my skimming of reddit to find this. It needs more recognition.

[–]razski 5 points6 points ago*

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Exactly what I came here to say, it almost stealing from them to re-host it when the author makes money from his site.

[–]saremei -3 points-2 points ago

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No almost about it. It is a form of theft.

[–]Tordek 37 points38 points ago

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Punchline. Title.

[–]DVDAmoog 5 points6 points ago

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I wan't a fuckin' genie.

[–]keeboz 1 point2 points ago

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I wan't to bel'ieve

[–]donpapillon 0 points1 point ago

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With wishes AND benefits?

[–]Helpful_Asshole 17 points18 points ago

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Please click here for the link back to the original.

Also, go smell my fucking taint you pieces of shit. Fuck you.

[–]wadsworthsucks 5 points6 points ago

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Damn, you really live up to your name.

[–]hanswermhat 3 points4 points ago

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This is genieus!

[–]Fgame 1 point2 points ago

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I was about to facepalm at your spelling, but then I saw what you did there.

[–]keeboz -1 points0 points ago

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I wish people would pick up on pun threads faster.

[–]Nimcenzo 1 point2 points ago

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Rob's comics are always the best.

[–]RATPIE 1 point2 points ago

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The maker of this has cracked the code of achieving more wishes, truly magnificent

[–]SevenStarredApis 0 points1 point ago

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this is sort of what I imagine happening when we start building cornucopia machines.

[–]ShadowofDeathnote 0 points1 point ago

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why do people keep reposting this?

[–]rage_erection 0 points1 point ago

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We would have also accepted wishing to make wishing for more wishes legal.

[–]Nitzi 0 points1 point ago

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I thought of this, more genies can work, beeing omnipotent would work too, getting something else that grants you wishes too, changing the meaning of the word 3 to 100000000000000000000000 would work too

[–]este_hombre -2 points-1 points ago

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Downvote for copying BaratsandBeretta