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[–]MakingBiscuits 63 points64 points ago

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The commercials are even better.

[–]AmIKawaiiUguuu 41 points42 points ago

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Dangerously Furry [ ]

Furry to the max [X]

[–]searingsky 22 points23 points ago

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I never quite understood the reasoning behind Orangina's borderline furry porn advertising policy. Must sell in France.

[–]BulletBilll 2 points3 points ago*

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This. The reason it uses sexuality it because that a cliche in commercials.

[–]Acid_Membrane 3 points4 points ago

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Yeah, we like commercials with animals. Like this one : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8tuWRlTcVQ

[–]searingsky 1 point2 points ago

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That is awesome

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[–]nonreleventname 0 points1 point ago

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Perhaps.,

[–]liberalis 3 points4 points ago

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Perhaps. OR perhaps.......A friggin furry paradise.

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[–]BulletBilll 13 points14 points ago*

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But wait! There's more!

[–]PenisFlyTrap 7 points8 points ago

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That made me uncomfortable immediately.

[–]dchimz 3 points4 points ago

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Why does the cat need to shave

[–]JackTrickleson 2 points3 points ago

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His handsome man friend likes a smooth pussy...

[–]CaptAmerica 2 points3 points ago

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thats weird ,when i rub orange juice on me i get really sticky

[–]dgator 2 points3 points ago

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I thought that bear was really hot. am I a furry now? D:

[–]liberalis 9 points10 points ago

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Japan now has a WTF contender.

This is whats wrong with America, a lack of good clean WTF.

[–]Grammer_NotZ 6 points7 points ago

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our WTF is more focused on things like economic collapse and bombs.

[–]strikervulsine 5 points6 points ago

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Anyone notice when the bear slides through the zebras' legs he smacks their pussies with his hand?

[–]JangSaverem 4 points5 points ago

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ORANGINA - For the Furry in YOU!

Im not sure how I feel about my own comment as I love orengina but...Furry...thats not my thing

[–]nonreleventname 4 points5 points ago

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It dont have to be.

[–]Apocryphile 2 points3 points ago

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The dance scenes remind me of Aphex Twin's Windowlicker video.

[–]yes-i-read-it 2 points3 points ago

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French canadian here.
5 out of 10 on the "what the fuck was that" french commercial scale.

[–]randfur 4 points5 points ago

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As a furry I wish these commercial's scripts weren't so shallow and dumb.

[–]BulletBilll 1 point2 points ago*

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They are meant to be parodies and furry characters were used because fables were always about mocking things that happened at the time they were written.

EDIT: See Reynard for an example.

[–]_timmie_ 1 point2 points ago

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omg, this is amazing.

[–]I_GOT_ERECTION 1 point2 points ago

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[–]intonable_vab 1 point2 points ago

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Great, 9 AM and I already have an erection.

[–]AhmadSA 0 points1 point ago

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So that's why I've never seen an Orangina commercial where I live...

[–]homebrewnerd 0 points1 point ago

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The fuck did I just watch?

[–]FISH_MASTER 0 points1 point ago

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS LEGIT!?

[–]WhoThrewPoo 0 points1 point ago

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One of my ex-boyfriends actually stopped drinking orangina because of these ads.

[–]mikelorus 15 points16 points ago

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Bear Semen © Day[9]

[–]Jtdollars[S] 11 points12 points ago

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the part that makes me lol is that he has abs

[–]Mackx 29 points30 points ago

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I'm drinking this right now!

http://i.imgur.com/nIBfc.jpg

[–]nomunky 11 points12 points ago

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I drank one with lunch. I feel dirty now, but in like a good way...

[–]Aww_Shucks 1 point2 points ago

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I could do with some cold Orangina right about now.

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

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hay gaiz DAE drink ORANGINA?!?1

[–]JuicyFlannigan 17 points18 points ago

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I. Fucking love. Orangina.

I don't know if they sell them in the states, specifically Texas, but I haven't found it yet!!

[–]k6r1 6 points7 points ago

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It is quite common in Minnesota. Even a lot of gas stations carry it.

[–]JuicyFlannigan 5 points6 points ago

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Damnit Minnesota.

Or should I say... Many soda. /shot

[–]Koch89 0 points1 point ago

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Never seen it at any gas stations in MN, but I have purchased the small bottles/cans from Lunds & Byerly's. I think Kowalski's might carry it too.

[–]BunnyFoofoo998 1 point2 points ago

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I always bought mine at Chinese restaurants.

[–]walczyk 2 points3 points ago

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Fuck yeah they do, although its hard to find :(

[–]JuicyFlannigan 0 points1 point ago

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I'll find it one day...

[–]easy_being_green 6 points7 points ago

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Available in Rhode Island, which isn't too far from Texas. (See, Americans DO know geography.)

[–]Proeiliator 1 point2 points ago

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1500 miles isn't far?

[–]easy_being_green 2 points3 points ago

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Woosh.

[–]IHaveHerpes 1 point2 points ago

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a few stores stock them next to the drink mixers

[–]IkananXIII 0 points1 point ago

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They sell it at Stew Leonard's in Connecticut/New York.

[–]Red-Panda 0 points1 point ago

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They've started in Texas, from what I heard

[–]Paradox 0 points1 point ago

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Amazon.com has them in bulk

[–]pharmacyfires -1 points0 points ago

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Hooray! 5 of my 24 bottles survived the trip this time!

[–]Paradox 0 points1 point ago

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I think they have cans too

[–]pharmacyfires 0 points1 point ago

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I know you can get them at Safeway stores here in the Portland area. Whatever the equivalent to Safeway (i.e Vons, or whatever) may have them. Also, I've spotted them at Trader Joe's, if you have those out there.

[–]OptToBeBryan 0 points1 point ago

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I used to work at an H.E.B. in Austin, Texas and they used to sell them! I never tried them but people bought them quite a bit.

[–]JuicyFlannigan 0 points1 point ago

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NO KIDDING!!

I don't know if there's an HEB in the DFW area, but I'll definitely look into that. Thank you!! :D

[–]Proeiliator 0 points1 point ago

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Trader Joe's in FW should have them.

[–]e-wrecked 0 points1 point ago

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They sell them in Spec's which have been popping up all over Texas recently.

[–]JuicyFlannigan 1 point2 points ago

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I'll look that up!! It sounds kinda familiar...

[–]Witchgrass 0 points1 point ago

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West Virginia has em

[–]ScienceNAlcohol 5 points6 points ago

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S-Smokey?

[–]dwarf_wookie 6 points7 points ago

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Furry has never been so appealing.

[–]Rexosexual 6 points7 points ago

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Wait I googled bear porn what is this

[–]Sonris 4 points5 points ago

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z6V9mtDxn9Q

Orangina is a brand of juice that seems to be marketed specifically to furries.

[–]sailingthefantasea 5 points6 points ago

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I'm a little disturbed. Also PANDA BOOBS

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

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Yeah furry drink!

[–]BulletBilll 4 points5 points ago*

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Actually there are many more commercials like this. They are meant to be parodies. the use of humanoid animals kind of makes them like modern day fables since fables were often about mocking somthing going on at the time they were written. Doesn't change the fact that these commercials have made some people uneasy. I think that it's in the UK that these commercials got banned.

Various commercial cliches parodied here.

EDIT: See Reynard for an example of fable.

[–]RaizaMane 5 points6 points ago

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Naturally juicy!

How juicy?

BEARY JUICY!

[–]SightUnseen1337 -1 points0 points ago

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Obligatory badum pish

[–]damM3 1 point2 points ago

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is it weird that im really thirsty and i actually want one of those drinks?

[–]instant_reddart 2 points3 points ago

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Like a swan from the duckling, I have made your comment... art

http://i.imgur.com/0UJuC.jpg

...Courtesy of the instant_reddart bot

[–]kajarago 1 point2 points ago

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[–]shamoni 1 point2 points ago

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This isn't WTF, this is funny.

[–]xSoySauce 1 point2 points ago

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Well.. at least we know where the "pulp" comes from now..

[–]secretvictory 1 point2 points ago

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He's wearing bearly nothing.

[–]TheDude- 1 point2 points ago

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Bubbles X 2= awesome!

[–]StrangerDangerManger 1 point2 points ago

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Another reason to love that stuff

[–]youcanttakemeserious 1 point2 points ago

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Went to France in 10th grade and fell in love with this shit, 10 years later I realized it's everywhere in MN, only far more expensive...but damn it it's worth it.

[–]McGinnisHG 1 point2 points ago

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I can't be the only one who had an oddly easy time masturbating to that

[–]slyn4ice 1 point2 points ago

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Orangina, vagina - same thing. put it in your mouth :)

[–]technocyte 1 point2 points ago

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Or angina.

[–]murderdeathsquid 1 point2 points ago

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I make the glass bottles! That is a sexy bear, it kinda makes me proud to be a part of the process.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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never been so turned on in my life.

[–]NYHCxPurity 0 points1 point ago

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link.

[–]jeremybryce 0 points1 point ago

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I've never seen these except when I went to the Google HQ. Who carries these in the US?

[–]Fried_Beavis 0 points1 point ago

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Now available in guava (wait for it.)

[–]WalrusKaput 0 points1 point ago

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Fucking Orangina furries

[–]otterfied 0 points1 point ago

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I love that shit!

[–]OG_Willikers 0 points1 point ago

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Bearly legal.

[–]Dazvsemir 0 points1 point ago

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orangina is the best

[–]gingeh44 0 points1 point ago

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I went to France last year, and found these too: http://imgur.com/wghqN

[–]Jehosh 0 points1 point ago

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RUPERT! IN STEWIE'S EYES!!!

[–]crayolaxfun 0 points1 point ago

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My mouth literally just watered a bit. Thanks for that.

[–]ilikecaramelapplepop 0 points1 point ago

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I am upvoting this because I am genuinely confused as to what point they're trying to get across.

[–]rubberducky22 0 points1 point ago

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These posters were everywhere when I was in Paris. There were scantily clad anthropomorphized animals and "Very Bad Trip" posters everywhere.

[–]DrDWayneLove 0 points1 point ago

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God damn it I wish they sold this in Australia.

[–]Bipolarruledout 0 points1 point ago

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I've had it, it's not bad.

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[–]liberalis 0 points1 point ago

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Funny, but I take exception to the slur on vaginal delicacy. Wiping front to back is a good start.

[–]GrinningPariah -1 points0 points ago

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[–]IrisIllych -1 points0 points ago

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The female ones are a lot creepier...

[–]lizardbits 0 points1 point ago

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I remember seeing a giraffe and a woman getting cuddly in one poster, indeed very strange.

[–]IrisIllych 1 point2 points ago

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I know there's a penguin girl, and I think an elephant too.

[–]Fragment212 -1 points0 points ago

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oh gawd i just had some like 10min ago

[–]Cherrycoke33 -1 points0 points ago

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Jason Russell?

[–]DoubleButt -1 points0 points ago

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Stop up voting viral marketing campaigns. You are being manipulated.

[–]WeAreWonderfulNow -1 points0 points ago

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That commercial is unbelievably good. Amazing!

[–]Scrodo -1 points0 points ago

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Just the colors of this add make me want some orangina

[–]iamayam -1 points0 points ago

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His ass is ON the ice.

[–]VanillaFever -1 points0 points ago

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this stuff is an amazing drink.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Now with twice the bubbles!

[–]pharmacyfires -1 points0 points ago

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Luv dem Bubbles.

[–]aardvark445 -1 points0 points ago

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[–]successful_brown_man -1 points0 points ago

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That kony guy could used some of this

[–]imlulz -1 points0 points ago

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BPBS

BUBBLES * PULP * BUBBLES * SHAKE

[–]Tranger -1 points0 points ago

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Watching TV with parents as a wild commercial appears. OH GOD WHY

[–]homebrewnerd -1 points0 points ago

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Goood stuff, always makes me think of this.

[–]thespag -1 points0 points ago

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But what do I know? I'm a bear, I suck the heads off fish.

[–]lordarmadillotree -1 points0 points ago

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Yum . I'd tap that

[–]Xeah -4 points-3 points ago

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They sell this at Safeway. I used to buy them all the time because the name was funny. The taste is unpleasant.

[–]bastocrat -2 points-1 points ago

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Twilight XIII- The Bearing.

[–]burr0w0wl -2 points-1 points ago

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I don't know about anyone else. But humanized animals always bothered the living hellcakes out of me.

[–]ReadyThor -2 points-1 points ago

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Please bear with me while I make some more juice.

[–]pitosamigos -3 points-2 points ago

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Am I the only one disappointed that this wasn't a link to the Kony guy jerking off?

[–]HotwaxNinjaPanther -4 points-3 points ago

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TIL: Reddit is full of closet furries and furry apologists...