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[–]PrettyandReckless 55 points56 points ago

I'm a girl and I didn't notice him....what does that mean

[–]jbarlow1992 42 points43 points ago

It means you're 100% of men.

[–]PrettyandReckless 26 points27 points ago

Guess I'd better let my boyfriend know he's gay

[–]waningwax 38 points39 points ago

"So you're saying... you're saying you're a man?"
"No, honey, I'm saying I'm all the men."

[–]PrettyandReckless 2 points3 points ago

"Now do as I say!" "Or what?" "Do you really want to find that out?" ".....yes dear, whatever you say"

[–]theislandking 0 points1 point ago

Haha. Date a girl, get gang banged by all men

[–]sleeplessone 18 points19 points ago

It means King Kong is brown colored against the same colored background.

[–]I_AM_KIND_OF_AROUSED 3 points4 points ago

I'm scared too. I'm gay and it still took me a while to notice him after i read the caption.

._."

[–]Neksyus 1 point2 points ago

Don't worry, me too. :P

[–]katuni08 4 points5 points ago

I read the caption first. I didn't notice look at the picture until later. What does that mean?

[–]deathbyokapi 0 points1 point ago

yeah, me too. and me either.

[–]ThirdToeOnTheLeft 0 points1 point ago

I'm gay and I didn't notice him... what does that mean for Kevin?

[–]lawlshane 22 points23 points ago

A blurry photo of King Kong imposed over a background with a similar pallete. Gee, I wonder how many people will instantly look at that!

[–]ZiggyZombie 1 point2 points ago

OP is a scumbag steve.

[–]ScreamingAloudInside 1 point2 points ago

OP is Rick Astley.

[–]Treeko11 0 points1 point ago

I...uh..wha...

How did you come to that conclusion?

[–]ZiggyZombie 0 points1 point ago

:O

[–]pigmentlessging 13 points14 points ago

Is it bad that I know that's Rosie Jones?

[–]MrChivalrious 2 points3 points ago

I don't know whether to upvote and say yes, its bad, or downvote and agree.

[–]rk9 1 point2 points ago

wat

[–]SaltAndPepper 16 points17 points ago*

[–]fysu 5 points6 points ago

I'm a straight female, but you are doing God's work my friend.

[–]xNumbers -1 points0 points ago

I am going to have to ask where this came from.

[–]lawsandsonny 15 points16 points ago

Maybe if he didn't blend in with the background

[–]Todomanna 2 points3 points ago

I usually read the words on these things first anyways.

[–]FlameSyndicate 5 points6 points ago

I though King Kong was an innuendo then OH SHIT ITS KING KONG!

[–]dcow028 5 points6 points ago

I've even seen this picture before..... IT GOT ME AGAIN!

[–]mike_mike_mike_ 4 points5 points ago

actually...100% of people WILL notice him....because it says it in the caption....it should have said..."before they read this"

[–]Rainb0wcrash99 2 points3 points ago

I saw him.

[–]thrashhard702 2 points3 points ago

I have news for you....

[–]starrbunnyy 2 points3 points ago

I kinda like this one better because you actually have a chance of noticing the thing...

[–]ajaxwhat 2 points3 points ago

I thought he was a tree :(

[–]Phased 1 point2 points ago

Figured it would be a statistic about the amount of men staring at her boobs... I was half right.

[–]Rex_Lee 1 point2 points ago

It has to be a squatch. No other explanation fits.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

I actually had to look for him :l

[–]linkinwith 1 point2 points ago

most people also probably didn't question the precariously placed ladder...

[–]skookum1 1 point2 points ago

Her name is Rosie Jones!!

[–]YNot1989 3 points4 points ago

And only 20% noticed her face.

[–]Aflenoir 1 point2 points ago

I don't see any face nor monkeys, could you be so kind and provide an edited picture with red circles?

[–]easycumeasyhoe 0 points1 point ago

Mother of god..

[–]alishainreallife 0 points1 point ago

Hot-damn. I'm a woman and I didn't even notice Kong.

[–]conroyjenkins 0 points1 point ago

If he wasn't hidden so damn well, then maybe we could notice him a tad bit easier ಠ_ಠ

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[–]muchtoonice 0 points1 point ago

Sooooo... Tits

[–]chattyWw 0 points1 point ago

I noticed king kong after reading it. How could u not notice him after reading it.

[–]enceladus7 0 points1 point ago

I was so distracted I read it as Kim Jong Ul

[–]NonY450 0 points1 point ago

Of course we fucking didn't.

[–]Rainb0wcrash99 0 points1 point ago

What a have a slow internet connection

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[–]Mikulak25 0 points1 point ago

Nobody noticed King Kong, he looks like a rock formation in the background.

[–]rektau 0 points1 point ago

Isn't it bigfoot?

[–]Spr09 0 points1 point ago

I can't read the caption because the girl distracted me, what does it say?

[–]probably_irrelevant 0 points1 point ago

Guys! We're still waiting for some NICE person to find a set of that girl.

[–]theLucubrator 0 points1 point ago

lezzz take out the gender bias. KTHNXBI

[–]Jayross 0 points1 point ago

Thought it said Kim Jong

[–]y2kartike 0 points1 point ago

So this is okay, but if i put a black guy in front of a black background and you can't see him, suddenly I'm racist?

[–]WishIdNeverGrownUp -1 points0 points ago

Hm...am I a man even though I'm a girl, but I'm 100% of men given that the picture states that 100% of men don't notice King Kong and as a girl I did not notice him.

[–]OBrien 5 points6 points ago

Is english really that hard?

[–]Ibanezltd -1 points0 points ago

Who the fuck gives a shit about King Kong?! Of course I'm looking at the woman, she's smokin'

[–]starrbunnyy 1 point2 points ago

whoosh