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[–]sneg 10 points11 points ago

[–]John_Redcorn126 9 points10 points ago

Fuck yo' doggie bed n*gga

[–]jettrscga 3 points4 points ago

I was going to be offended, but I see now that you've censored a letter thus removing all offense.

[–]John_Redcorn126 5 points6 points ago

I meant nagga' which is ghetto for naggers. I can't be going around talking bad to naggers now, can I?

[–]kunderakisses 26 points27 points ago

I don't care how many times I see this, I laugh like an idiot every goddamn time

[–]blore40 10 points11 points ago

First time seeing this. Hilarious!

[–]cantfindausername 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, the title and the captions make it even better!

[–]Cliff100 3 points4 points ago

UNITY!

[–]tobz1000 2 points3 points ago

Fuck the guy not letting the dog get payback.

[–]TwoCat 6 points7 points ago

"Come back here, you fucking pussy!!!"

[–]PrinceXizor 1 point2 points ago

GAW, CATS ARE ASSHOLES

[–]Cooron 2 points3 points ago

Proof that cats always instigate shit!

[–]greenriver572 1 point2 points ago

Was there ever any doubt?

[–]shypop1 1 point2 points ago

Dave Catpelle

[–]Evil-Scallywag 0 points1 point ago

Hey fuck your couch you rich mother fucker..!!!

[–]Nmb1FAN 0 points1 point ago

Cats are always instigating, trouble makers I tell ya!

[–]Hiof-Katnyp 0 points1 point ago

Let me tell you about it...

[–]dizzlerod 0 points1 point ago

how do you make these???

[–]sneezyo 0 points1 point ago

Catnip, not even once.

[–]Theeakoz 0 points1 point ago

lol AMAZING!!

[–]fudlilman 0 points1 point ago

Thank you for making my friday night

[–]aerodit -1 points0 points ago

Jealous cat

[–]L8rMr[S] -3 points-2 points ago

Holy shit!