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[–]liannosaur 9 points10 points ago

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[–]jtbowman421 9 points10 points ago

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Is that from... Matilda?

[–]Teslanaut 4 points5 points ago

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Yes. Yes it is.

[–]RewindHoodie 0 points1 point ago

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Oh man, the memories.

[–]InformalDinner 0 points1 point ago

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My mom's is better

[–]MeDiggingMyGrave 3 points4 points ago

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Was expacting a cake of which you fuck...

[–]Thor4269 1 point2 points ago

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or 2 pieces of cake fucking...

[–]LET-7 0 points1 point ago

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Or pecs acting a fuck which is cake ...

[–]rizwan_k 2 points3 points ago

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What are they doing in the first two frames? Possibly boxing and/or hugging?

[–]CeeBmata 1 point2 points ago

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Punching the ethnic guy in the chin.

[–]Dinocologist 1 point2 points ago

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name of my indie band

[–]aerial_vegan 1 point2 points ago

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that's what he said???

[–]lostinubersetzung 1 point2 points ago

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Matilda, anyone?

[–]rrtaylor 1 point2 points ago

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normally it wouldn't be literal cake! it's just a saying but here its literal cake!!!!!

[–]LET-7 0 points1 point ago

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You aren't joke explainer! Where is joke explainer when you need him?

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[–]rrtaylor 1 point2 points ago

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no I think YOU are the joke around here!

[–]rhubarbbus 1 point2 points ago

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Barring a medical emergency there is not reason you should ever have to touch someone's face.

[–]CommonerChaos 1 point2 points ago

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Why does it look the guy on the left is 'putting up his dukes'?

[–]obliterationn 0 points1 point ago

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what are they doing with their arms?

[–]ngtstkr 0 points1 point ago*

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When I was in high school, we were given the option to take Japanese as one of our language credits. Our Japanese teacher was notorious for being the nicest guy ever, and also happened to be our school chef. Just to stress how cool this guy was, he was in his 50's, had a bald head, a massive white beard, and a mustache that he waxed and curled daily. Being from a small town in Canada, our high school students didn't have much interest in taking a Japanese language credit, so our class was pretty small. Four levels of Japanese were available to take. So you could work your way up for every year you were in school. All four levels shared the same period. Most of the students in our class were stoners and nerds. The majority of us took this class because the teacher didn't believe in homework, nor did he believe in failing people. Fast forward to our final exam in my first year of class. The teacher brings out an exam consisting of two pieces of paper. We look at the exam and realize that all 4 levels have the same exam. He then instructs us all to wait patiently while he goes over the correct answers with the level 4 students. Next he tells the level 4 students to share their answers with the lower level students and answer any questions they may have. While this is going on, the teacher disappears for about 5 minutes. He returns to the exam room with fairly large cake he had prepared the period before in his cooking class. He tells us to finish up our exams and while we do so, he'd start handing out cake to those who wanted it. He tells us that he doesn't have any paper plates and to use our exams as plates instead. Once we were done eating our (very messy) cake, he collects out exams and throws them in the garbage. He then shouts "Everybody gets 100%! Congratulations!".
TL;DR: Japanese teacher distracts class with exam so he can get us cake. Exams are used as plates and thrown out. Everybody gets 100%.

[–]ZatarainsFood -1 points0 points ago

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friend of mine made this comic. hmm.

[–]pattysin -2 points-1 points ago

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looks like affirmative action got ahold of this comic....