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[–]shartgnar 11 points12 points ago

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[–]joetr0n 29 points30 points ago

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SHINING, SHIMMERING, SPLENDID

[–]raisin_bran_in 13 points14 points ago

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TELL ME PRINCESS, WHEN DID YOU LAST LET YOUR HEART DECIDE

[–]joetr0n 9 points10 points ago

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I CAN OPEN YOUR EYES, TAKE YOU WONDER BY WONDER

[–]Latrodectus702 5 points6 points ago

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OVER SIDEWAYS AND UNDER

[–]JavaMoose 5 points6 points ago

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AND TAP THAT SWEET BACKSIDE. A BONER WORLD...

[–]Din0saurDrugs 7 points8 points ago

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A WHOLE NEW HOOOOLE. A WONDROUS PLACE I NEVER KNEW

[–]OmegaArcadia 3 points4 points ago

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How did we get here?

[–]Ragil666 2 points3 points ago

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Maybe we're queer?

[–]Miscellaneous_Item 1 point2 points ago

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Maybe we're deer?

[–]MuffinBoss 0 points1 point ago

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As long as we're here....

[–]HawaiianDry 1 point2 points ago

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Might as well leave this here while we're at it...

[–]Drunken_Economist 12 points13 points ago

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[–]mcgeem5 1 point2 points ago

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How does that still make me laugh my ass off?

[–]The_D0ctah 1 point2 points ago

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Was it an African swallow?!

[–]Anathema47 1 point2 points ago

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Not sure if carrying fish... or surfing on it.

[–]waffleninja 1 point2 points ago

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I can show you the repost.

[–]FUNKYDISCO 1 point2 points ago

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reddit... I am disappoint.

[–]mattmckillip 5 points6 points ago

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[–]etree 1 point2 points ago

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Sdgkkg

[–]MadgePadge 0 points1 point ago

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Grabbing kitten coin bank should clearly be at the top of that page.

[–]McNugget54 4 points5 points ago

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old

[–]sommergirl 18 points19 points ago

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[–][deleted] 13 points14 points ago

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old

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[–]etree 2 points3 points ago

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inhale

RING RING RING RING RING RING RING BANANA PHONE!

[–]Blu3j4y 1 point2 points ago

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Bird: And over there is where a bear attacked a hapless hiker.

Fish: Oooooooo!

[–]Paudidog 0 points1 point ago

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"A whole new world, a new fantastic point of view, no one to tell us no or where to go, or say that we're dreaming"

[–]slayer8a 0 points1 point ago

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I can see where I parked my car from up....wait....what's that guy doing? Hey! HEY! HE'S STEALING MY CAR!

[–]sommergirl 0 points1 point ago

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Now do a 360, hawk!

[–]Punkwasher 0 points1 point ago

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Disney presents:

Incredible Journey

RELOADED

The epic story of a falcon, a fish and a transgenic monkey-octopuss hybrid on their journey home.

[–]TheSaddestGrape 0 points1 point ago

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I wouldn't think a fish this size could carry a hawk so easily.

[–]smadley 0 points1 point ago

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A hawk once dropped a fish about this size on my driveway while I was standing and talking to some friends. All the guts exploded out of the fish. We went inside so he could come and get his dinner, but still ended up having to hose a bunch of fish-liquid off the driveway.

[–]zopiac 0 points1 point ago

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Whenever you post, my toe screams in phantom pain.

[–]Darkersun 0 points1 point ago

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This is why fish were like "its awesome up here, I should evolve legs to hang out on land!" ... sorry to everyone who was home schooled.

[–]CavsWin 0 points1 point ago

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still a better love story than twilight

[–]Dickybow 0 points1 point ago

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And the fish protein became bird protein and everyone lived happily ever after..

[–]bangonthedrums 0 points1 point ago

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Reminds me of this

[–]coronaride 0 points1 point ago

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Is it just me or is the fish saying "FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!"

[–]Miss0bvious 0 points1 point ago

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As hilarious as this is, every time I see it, it also makes me cringe a little. That shit looks like it would be super-painful.

[–]goonie_goo_goo 0 points1 point ago

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I liked the last time it was posted. "Come my friend..."

[–]Fishes_101 0 points1 point ago

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Repost

[–]article134 0 points1 point ago

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this picture....once a week. i guarantee it.

[–]Confucius_says 0 points1 point ago

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i wonder what kind of realizations a fish have at this moment. the fish must still be alive for a little wihle after being caught. perhaps he realizes he's being lifted out of the water and is seeing everything from a whole new angle. This is the first time he's getting to see a birds eye view of his home and see where he actually lives, and is maybe for the first time understanding how small he is compared to so much stuff out there... and he isn't even ever goig to experience half of it.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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Downvoted. Seen this shit so many times.

[–]t0wn -2 points-1 points ago

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Old as fuck.