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[–]1137 1 point2 points ago

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They're Opiliones you pussy.

[–]pooerh 0 points1 point ago

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[–]batoutofbasement[S] 9 points10 points ago

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DON'T CARE WHAT THEY ARE BURN EVERYTHING BURN THE WATER JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL

[–]1137 0 points1 point ago

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[–]THammock 7 points8 points ago

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As to why I stayed to watch that, I am baffled. You sir.. Are a cunt. Good day.

[–]kimball10 2 points3 points ago

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Saw the title, closed the link as fast as I could get the mouse to the "x"

[–]Barnden 0 points1 point ago

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You monumental phallus.

[–]1137 1 point2 points ago

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Although they belong to the class of arachnids, harvestmen are not spiders.

Taken from your link.

[–]pooerh 0 points1 point ago

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That was meant as a joke, looks like a spider, feels like a spider, belongs to the same family (class) - it's a spider!

[–]Xondroz 0 points1 point ago

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TIL

[–]lucianmatt 1 point2 points ago

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That's enough Internet for me, today.

[–]wojovox 1 point2 points ago

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That's pretty cool actually. Seems photoshopped though.....or do they travel in packs?

[–]batoutofbasement[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Like wolves, bro.

[–]NoWrryz 1 point2 points ago

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Thank you for the nightmares tonight

[–]Anshuldavda412 1 point2 points ago

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BURN

[–]Pandasitter 1 point2 points ago

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NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL NSFL

[–]iLevity 0 points1 point ago

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WHY!!! WHY GOD WHY!!?!?!! Enough of this shit for today, I'm going to go ride a bike or something..

[–]Sephryne 1 point2 points ago

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I used to ride my bike everyday.. Until I found out that spiders would hide on my bike and I crashed because a spider crawled on my hand... I freaked the hell out...

[–]iLevity 2 points3 points ago

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WHY?!!?! WHY DID YOU FEEL THE NEED TO WRITE THIS!?!!?!? FUCKKKKKKKKKK! Lose weight they said... There won't be any spiders they said..

[–]batoutofbasement[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Why can't it ever be follow the butterflies?

[–]Klarification 0 points1 point ago

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I have the fan on oscillate in my room. The moment I opened up this picture, the fan spun towards me and I jumped up out of my chair!

[–]BentNotBroken 0 points1 point ago

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[–]dsigned001 0 points1 point ago

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Good guy daddy-long-legs: looks like a spider, doesn't bite.

[–]batoutofbasement[S] 0 points1 point ago

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Actually, they do bite. Almost every time. Their fangs are just so small that you can't feel it.

The more you know

[–]MrNiko 0 points1 point ago

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My brother once woke me up by dumping about 50 of these on me.

[–]EscapetheMachine 0 points1 point ago

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A bic lighter and a can of deodorant will sort you out, my man!

[–]ddizzle23 0 points1 point ago

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wheres my jetpack....

[–]guacamollie -1 points0 points ago

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Oh wow this is so funny LOLOLOLOL OMG FUNNY.