we can do this until 4 am or until we get tired

IIdsandsII · 5 months

Sometimes I forget how normal I am.

DeusMortus · 5 months

Is it just me or does stomping around a giant trainset like your godzilla sound like a lot of fun? I could do without the man loving though.

l69687 · 5 months

I wonder if that frozen crab are chopped up pieces of his other victims.

TheSemiTallest · 5 months

No gay stuff

heckrat · 5 months

of course he lives in my city... god damnit.

roddimusprime22 · 5 months

no one is going to comment on the too much imitation crab meat?!

snoobs89 · 5 months

I think the real question here is what does this guy think "gay" is? Because mutual touching and watching a dude jack off sounds kinda homosex to me..

SonOfDadOfSam · 5 months

He forgot to add "no homo".

Purecheetodust · 5 months

Feel free to jack off on my sons trains, just make sure you don break them. So it's ok to spew DNA on them but don't break them?

luft-waffle · 5 months

I saw this one on Tosh.0 a while ago. Never saw the actual post though.

Autsin · 5 months

This is very funny, even if it is fake.

More, for your viewing pleasure.

All_Humanity · 5 months

not as bad a deal as you'd think.

thekrone · 5 months

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kingbobofyourhouse · 5 months

as long as he's got a crystal, I'm in.

donquixote235 · 5 months

That's always blown my mind. "LET'S JERK EACH OTHER OFF (NO HOMO)"

dsigned001 · 5 months

"I don't want to sound like a queer or nothin', but I'd kinda like to make love to you tonight. "

burst_bagpipe · 5 months

What is imitation crab meat? (genuine question)

SirCannonFodder · 5 months

Wait, how exactly are you supposed to stomp around and kick trains and buildings without breaking any of them? Stomp gingerly around on tip-toes and gently nudge-kick?

rounding_error · 5 months

That looks like O gauge tinplate, not HO scale. Any model railroader knows what size his trains are, I call shenanigans.

[deleted] · 5 months

I live in Philly. Why is this post 4 years old! I'm trying to get down on that.

powfordays · 5 months

This is really close to a Kurt Vonnegut short story inside of "While Mortals Sleep." Weird.

MyMentalJukebox · 5 months

I can see his camera. Actually, that's all I want to see.

chris-colour · 5 months

This makes me sad. I hope he found someone with whom he could consentually enjoy his sexual desires. And that he got rid of some of that crab meat. I just feel sad that he put his face up so naively for the internet to see.

murphmurphy · 5 months

Could you imagine what it would look like if he got caught. His wife coming home early to see her husband and some sexual plaything stomping on her sons model train kit, naked and erect. She turns to run and he cries out, but alas his mouth is full of imitation crab meat.

Kilojojo · 5 months

I feel like I heard this from tosh.O Anyone else?

[deleted] · 5 months

Hey wait a minute ... that's not H0 scale ... that O Gauge!! What's this guy trying to pull here?!

authorless · 5 months

This was a thing a few years ago: http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/the-8-greatest-craigslist-jo-sessions

they are all great, but i think the crystal on is the best.

POWERGULL · 5 months

some days i hate humans. some days i love humans.

felt_like_trolling · 5 months

imitation crab meat!! hells yes partner!

zopiac · 5 months

2008

ಠ_ಠ

blackgalion · 5 months

I'm worried about the TOO much imitation crab meet... who buy too much of this crap...

scgoodolboy · 5 months

This is once I wish it had a NSFW on it. Who am I kidding I would have still clicked but jeez. I am hoping this isn't real and if so what was the OP looking for when you found that ad?

intel23 · 5 months

who would get tired from this? id just keep going and going.

Hazlzz · 5 months

mutual touching and stuff but nothing more than that... im not gay. its all HO scale.

ಠ_ಠ

It's called H0, noob.

Edit ruining the joke: Turns out it is called HO in English. I just thought it would be funny to use the eyes of disapproval on a part of the ad that didn't really deserve it.

I love the transition in the line I quoted, though.

Gunter_the_penguin · 5 months

......

powerdeamon · 5 months

That picture of the train set leads me to believe that it isn;t actually HO-Scale....

Edit: Yep, 3 Rails, It's Lionel.

Aleksander73 · 5 months

It was a no go for me until he mentioned the crab meat... hmmm.

Valkie · 5 months

More WTF? if you ask me.

jesskurr · 5 months

I'm going to go with "until we get tired," and go ALL FUCKING DAY. I love trains.

eno2001 · 5 months

This should be in WTaF (What the actual fuck).

amolad · 5 months

What if you just want to touch the crab meat?

ara_p · 5 months

Coming off your medication, not always a good idea.

dwn22 · 5 months

I totally forgot I've seen this one before till I got to the imitation crab meat part.. wtf brain?

zaisanskunk · 5 months

I think this belongs in /r/wtf

pip_pip_cheerio · 5 months

I'm disturbed.

mcgeem5 · 5 months

Tempting...

Whybanme · 5 months

Oh...this again.

boooooooring · 5 months

Is that Andy Reid?

gmnitsua · 5 months

I've seen posts like this before. I've never understood the desire for group masturbation with other males if you aren't gay.

GlitterLamp · 5 months

What the fuck did I just read.

catullus48108 · 5 months

Damn. He would have been perfect except I am looking for not gay anal sex in a train room. That mutual touching is just too close to being gay for me

fasteddie22 · 5 months

That is full of WTF.

Jmackilla · 5 months

That last line sounds so similar to that Jon Lajoie skit about trying being gay

Crewzie · 5 months

Relevant

TehLittleTroll · 5 months

what in the actual fuck did i just read?

jedxix · 5 months

philprof · 5 months

isn't this a Jerky Boys skit?

Zebba_Odirnapal · 5 months

But can I jo with the imitation crab meat? That's not gay, right?

imitationcrabmeat · 5 months

So that's why it's so dark in here...

moxiedrinker82 · 5 months

Why do I feel like this would be perfect for an episode of "It's Always Sunny" ?

heerus · 5 months

This is what republicans think all democrats are like.

GioMann · 5 months

I Don't want to live on this planet anymore.ಠ_ಠ

POTUS · 5 months

Coming up on the 4 year anniversary.

NeilAnthony · 5 months

Mind if I ask how you found this?

bongy_mcbongerson · 5 months

i like the part about the crabmeat at the end. it's like he's trying to get back to a more innocent level. "it's all ok, we just got too much of it!" ... it most certainly is not all ok, guy.

GoochyBandana · 5 months

how does one jo?

kittybot · 5 months

I wonder what imitation crab meat is made of.

mamaburr · 5 months

So have I officially made one revolution around Reddit? I think I've seen this before

ananaSSchwanz · 5 months

you should x-post this to r/philadelphia, there might be some takers

mrwickedhauser · 5 months

I am wallowing in unbelievable amounts of WTF right now.

KermAmrek · 5 months

there's another one I remember from craigslist involving some texan who wanted to rub pizza over somebody sexually, but I can't seem to find it. If somebody could grab it again that would be great

Artegan · 5 months

ಠ_ಠ ...what happens at 4am that would make him stop, as opposed to getting tired?

doesnotgetthepoint · 5 months

'imitation' crab meat, WTF?!

macgillweer · 5 months

Come for the imitation crab meat, stay for the non-gay touching.

SpackDaddy · 5 months

Repost but still hilarious.

spudcrazy · 5 months

He had me convinced with the "imitation" crab meat.

jjdonnovan · 5 months

Thats not HO scale track! That looks like O or O-27.

letsgetweird90 · 5 months

wtf is imitation crab meat?

chach_86 · 5 months

Sigh. First rule of HO scale train JO club...

[deleted] · 5 months

I've seen an ad very similar to this one but it didn't have photos.

Sam1r · 5 months

how the fuck does he have a son

funny

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