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[–]vulpesvulpes_ 17 points18 points ago

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We actually discussed this behavior in one of my classes. Since the dog is so tiny, he's trying to mark his territory this way to appear to be larger than he really is to intimidate other males, or to seem more appealing to females. Interesting stuff.

[–]Cancerous86[!] 4 points5 points ago

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This is technically correct, which is the best kind of correct.

[–]what1stuff 0 points1 point ago

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Is this correct? I always thought about it but never had any concrete evidence, just a theory of mine. They can smell the other dogs mark territory at a higher level and so try to mark their territory at that level. If so do you have source for this information?

[–]vulpesvulpes_ 1 point2 points ago

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Well, of course my source was my professor during lecture. I found this quip from petplace.com after a Google search:

You may have noticed that male dogs, on reaching a previously urine-marked landmark, will often attempt to cover over the urine marks of previous canine visitors with their own urine. In so doing, they sometimes engage in some quite amusing acrobatics, including the reverse handstand sometimes displayed by little dogs when attempting to over-mark lofty scent marks left by larger dogs.

Apparently lots of other species engage in this behavior as well; the Google search results listed a lot of studies on wild dogs and even pandas.

[–]Jilleh-bean 0 points1 point ago

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I've also heard that it's behavior seen in animals that have spent a lot of time in a cage like in a puppy mill. They learn to stand on their front feet so they don't soil their sleeping area.

[–]idintal 0 points1 point ago

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I don't think any females are going to be impressed when they meet him in person.

[–]niblot1 31 points32 points ago

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Pissing upside down is all fun and games until the last bit dribbles out and up your torso, never again.

[–]GC022 5 points6 points ago

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Never forget

[–]im_a_zombie 3 points4 points ago

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3/16/12

[–]what1stuff 0 points1 point ago

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DIE!!!!

[–]nrfx 1 point2 points ago

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Zombies feed on brains, so I think we're both safe.

[–]graffiti81 17 points18 points ago

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[–]kingp43x 8 points9 points ago

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just saw that last night on AFV. Amazing! That is the longest pee ever, especially for such a small dog. They won the $10k for that video lol.

[–]graffiti81 0 points1 point ago

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That's where I originally saw it a year or so ago.

[–]adolfojp 8 points9 points ago

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IT LOOKS LIKE THE GRAPH OF HIS STOCK PORTFOLIO!

[–]VeganVelociraptor -2 points-1 points ago

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That's the joke...

[–]itsyaboiiiiii 3 points4 points ago

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[–]planet808 1 point2 points ago*

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Hey that's my dog Oscar! (True Story)

[–]schoocher 0 points1 point ago

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Dog with OCD...

[–]Sometimes_Logical 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you for finding this so quickly. I knew it would be here.

[–]reddbdb 2 points3 points ago

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This is the only proper way to pee.

[–]SimilarImage 25 points26 points ago

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Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
1 week gloriya handstand pug piss /r/gifs 1 94
1 week staffell That's a novel way to do it, dog, /r/gifs 0 -1

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[–]ITS_GOT_ELECTROLYTES 34 points35 points ago

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Sounds like this has turned into a pissing contest.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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ohoho

[–]AAAAA42 1 point2 points ago

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Hey, you're just pissing in the wind.

[–]mcmurphy1 1 point2 points ago

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Oh come on now. I really think you're barking up the wrong tree.

[–]SubtleKnife 2 points3 points ago

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An upvote is not adequate expression of my appreciation for your comment, which is the cleverest dumb comment I've read, in memory. Brilliant.

[–]Lopelipo -1 points0 points ago

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SHUT UP, When you'll be able to pee while walking on your hands, you will be allowed to say something STUPID again

[–]nrfx 0 points1 point ago

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You're not from around here are ye?

[–]Thomas_Pained 8 points9 points ago

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You really should turn this off for /r/funny unless the image AND the post title match. Otherwise it doesn't make any sense on here, on /r/pics or /r/WTF I can see, but not on /r/funny.

While the "image" may be the same, many times the post's title will be completely different and create a whole different "joke". The titles of posts on /r/funny "set the joke up" and then the image is the "punch line"

So, I would argue that this bot should be turned off for /r/funny as it is not relevant.

[–]mcmurphy1 4 points5 points ago

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You're not relevant. \

But seriously if you look at it in that way, it's simply providing people with the other versions of the joke. How is that a bad thing?

[–]SimilarImage 0 points1 point ago

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SimilarImage's goal is to link conversations started by the same image, as the information tends to be relevant. Do comments from SimilarImage show an image has been reposted? Sure, but it's hardly the main focus. Users who don't want more, often relevant, information are free to ignore SimilarImage. For more information read the FAQ.

[–][deleted] -5 points-4 points ago

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Who gives a shit.

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[–]SimilarImage -1 points0 points ago

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Donny

[–]habadacas 1 point2 points ago

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i know its a .gif, i know it repeats. but i just sat there for like 5 min, thinking to myself, damn that dog really must have had to go. i think i need ore coffee this morning

[–]Ardal 1 point2 points ago

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Giant Panda pug

[–]meimeiw 1 point2 points ago

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Holy shit! My dog used to do that, too! His belly was always yellow and always smelt of urine.

[–]IBS_user 1 point2 points ago

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If you stare long enough the ass becomes the head. It turns into an alien being spitting yellow water on plants.

[–]Me_hav_ADD 1 point2 points ago

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This is how I have to piss with morning wood.

[–]FVBAR 2 points3 points ago

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haters gonna get peed on

[–]I_B_Trolling 2 points3 points ago

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[–]tattlerat 1 point2 points ago

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Haters wanna hate, Lovers wanna love, I don't even want, None of the above, I want to Piss on youuu

[–]mltt4b 0 points1 point ago

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didn't work as well when I tried it :(

[–]ajr901 0 points1 point ago

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This dog is cooler than me.

[–]Propaganda_Box 0 points1 point ago

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does this remind anyone of that douche bag off duty cop that shit himself while doing a shot upside down?

[–]FountainsOfFluids 0 points1 point ago

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I do this. But not by choice.

[–]nickthegreaterest 0 points1 point ago

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Imagine the sex this dog has.

[–]KatB1970 0 points1 point ago

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well...my dogs can both lick themselves....

[–]millionsofcats 0 points1 point ago

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When I was a kid, my mom and I were looking at some different dogs to adopt from the pound. There was a pomeranian we liked, and when we took it outside it did this exact same thing - did this weird handstand peeing thing. We'd only ever had large dogs before and had never seen this.

We ended up not getting that pomeranian (neither of us being too fond of the breed), but I kind of wish we had. It was just so funny.

[–]_galaxy_ 0 points1 point ago

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if you gotta go ya gotta go

[–]I_PLACE_MATS 0 points1 point ago

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Efficiency.

[–]Fleeroy54 0 points1 point ago

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Another reason I wish I was a dog.

[–]CJLB 0 points1 point ago

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That's called panda style.

[–]yourafagyourafag 0 points1 point ago

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I could do that.

[–]MC-Master-Bedroom 0 points1 point ago

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He be piddlin' OLD SCHOOL!

[–]voxdoc11 0 points1 point ago

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pshhh... I can do that.

[–]Bianchi422 0 points1 point ago

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Why isn't this on r/WTF?

[–]Punkwasher 0 points1 point ago

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0.0

good... job...?

[–]kizzzzurt 0 points1 point ago

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That was fucking crazy!

[–]nodoubtallstar 0 points1 point ago

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Haters gonna hate, urinaters gonna urinate.

[–]sjrosen9 0 points1 point ago

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funniest thing I've seen today.

[–]Phoequinox 0 points1 point ago

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This is the best thing that expression has ever been tied to.

[–]RandomIndianGuy 0 points1 point ago

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My neighbour's grandparents have a pug who also pees while doing a handstand. He's aptly named ninja.

[–]baconholic963 0 points1 point ago

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Don't act like you're not impressed

[–]taeodoms 0 points1 point ago

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HAHAHAH to funny

[–]FunUser 0 points1 point ago

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I feel like this should be taken as evidence of how imbred some dogs are.

[–]eyecite 0 points1 point ago

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Ah, the old "Australian R. Kelly"

[–]ThorneLea 0 points1 point ago

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Fun fact: African Wild Dogs run up trees whilst pissing to appear really really big.

[–]genupb 0 points1 point ago

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My dog used to piss like this. Until I was a teenager I thought that was just how dogs pissed. If only she were still alive do I could get some delicious karma

[–]PlayboyG 0 points1 point ago

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I'm gonna try this outside

[–]twiddlederp 0 points1 point ago

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My neighbor's dog started peeing with just one leg up, then started doing this! I died laughing!

[–]beatlecreedcabaret 0 points1 point ago

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After seeing all the other videos, I've concluded that this is like a dog version of duckface.

[–]CrazyConey 0 points1 point ago

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Dog got skills!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I now have a new goal for today

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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This is the single coolest thing I have ever seen.

[–]p4in7r4in 0 points1 point ago

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My dog does this crap too...

[–]tonkax 0 points1 point ago

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Parkour!

[–]ServerGeek 0 points1 point ago

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I wish I had that talent.

[–]MassRelay -1 points0 points ago

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I'm going to do a handstand while pissing all over these bushes. Bitches love bushes that were pissed on while doing a handstand.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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As a hater, I disagree. That's all kinds of wonderful.

[–]kiss-kiss -1 points0 points ago

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My pug does that too!

[–]Ragnalypse -1 points0 points ago

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It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.