I must attain one of these.

GlennBecksChalkboard · 5 months

Am I correct in assuming that the core of these things has the same temperature as molten lava?

sesdayi · 5 months

Obtain?

SkunkStripe · 5 months

Oh, this is the best pizza in a cup ever. This guy is unbelievable. He ran the old Cup 'o Pizza guy out of business. People come from all over to eat this.

stlunatic15 · 5 months

I hear pizza cones aren't as good as they look, but I'd obviously still try one since they look fucking delicious.

The only issue I can see is getting the roof of your mouth burnt like hell after taking a bite.

crustyho · 5 months

http://www.instructables.com/id/pizza-cones/

trua · 5 months

That looks like ice cream. My brain has a huge problem with foods that are actually savoury but look like something sweet. Once I was making mashed potatoes, and I had a few leftover beetroots, so I boiled and mashed those with the potatoes. The end result was a bright pink mash which tasted salty and garlicy. I was utterly unable to eat it because my vision told me "this is strawberry ice cream" but my taste buds told me "this is mashed potatoes". That was a horrible experience...

The_Funston · 5 months

They have a place in Montreal called Kono Pizza that sell only these.

schickfu · 5 months

You could get a large slice of pizza and roll it up.

farceur318 · 5 months

There's a place near me in Providence that sells them. They also sell taco cones and (I think) gyro cones. I feel like making those foods into cones just makes them harder to eat.

flytaggart1 · 5 months

I just sat here thinking about eating that for 20 minutes. I am drooling so bad right now.

rabblerabble25 · 5 months

what if you did this, but with pies. As in cone pastry with pie fillings.

It would be called picecream and it'd be delicious.

johnny_bgoode · 5 months

obtain*

andycfh · 5 months

Pizza cones? Now you can add an ice scream scoop on top of that.

routinegrounds · 5 months

"Oh, this is the best pizza in a cup ever. This guy is unbelievable. He ran the old Cup 'o Pizza guy out of business. People come from all over to eat this." - Navin R. Johnson

eliseatsbacon · 5 months

*obtain

Buddydedum · 5 months

I'm going to be a prick because I'm pissed that I had to stay up all night to finish my paper.

**Obtain*

Attain is achieve. You can't achieve a pizza swirly-cone dealie!.

Almondcoconuts · 5 months

I would suffer a coronary for that

RescueNut162 · 5 months

Where can i find this amazing creation

itsbelal · 5 months

What about the calzone - the hot pocket of toppings... its cheesy, its saucy, its delicious.

psychicoctopusSP · 5 months

There used to be a place in Ottawa that sold these but as far as I know it's now closed....too bad, they were really fucking delicious.

djspawn00 · 5 months

There was a pizza-kone shop near my office on 5th ave. It was meh. It got closed down and replaced by a jamba juice.

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brand0n · 5 months

not sure if good idea or highly disgusting

adamjd · 5 months

before: http://www.konopizza.it/eng/img/aholik/12.jpg

after: http://www.konopizza.it/eng/img/aholik/6.jpg

ntr10 · 5 months

I think you would OBTAIN one.

TieDyeSky · 5 months

you mean obtain?

VFB1210 · 5 months

Obtain. You must obtain one of those. Attain means to succeed in achieving something.

twitch

TitaniumShovel · 5 months

I think this picture would do even better in /r/trees

steakbake · 5 months

Coincidentally, i happen to have a picture from a few years ago displaying exactly how my friends and i feel about pizza cones.

Just to sum it up, i'll leave a review: Pizza cones are droopy piles of grease poop. My hot grease fell out of the bottom of my cone bread. I could have masturbated for weeks with the fluid from my droopy pizza cone. 0.5/10 - Would not try again!

aum-noster · 5 months

I want it so bad!

thatfatgamer · 5 months

Conizza

NWC · 5 months

They sell these in my town in Belgium. They're pretty good, but both times I've had them, the tomato sauce shot out of the bottom about halfway through the cone.

GavTown · 5 months

As an Aussie, I thought it was a meat pie and sauce. Now that would sell...

Dbagg · 5 months

What's it called when your mouth waters and you pee just a little?

I did that.

[deleted] · 5 months

Is this possibly from Gray's Papaya in NYC? I don't see a logo but that the only place I know where to get these.

... On second thought I don't know why I even asked.

gwenwai · 5 months

Take a bite from the bottom. Drink the toppings/stuffings from the hole.

triv94 · 5 months

Here you go

angleshank · 5 months

I can confirm that these are glorious. Excellent festival food

maramos · 5 months

http://gothamist.com/2010/02/22/pizza_in_a_cone_rolls_out_in_manhat.php

We had a place in NYC that did this. I never got to try it and sadly they are no more.

kelevra80 · 5 months

I had one, it was the worst thing I've ever tasted.

robo86 · 5 months

At first I was like, "Oh yeah!", but then my brain decided to throw "Fleshlight!" out there, and it got weird.

Mr_E · 5 months

I think you meant obtain, and yes. Yes, this must be procured.

MetalheadNick · 5 months

Id stick my dick in it.

oldcrank · 5 months

Steve Approves

Wyrmshadow · 5 months

True Story:

Worked in a pizza place. One time a crazy bag lady came into the store. Her arms were full of stuffed bears and dolls. She set all of them down in our chairs in the walk in area. Her shopping cart full of magical bags and coats were outside. She looked at our menu for 10 solid minutes and ignored all our questions.

Then she broke her silence.

"I want an ice cream cone"

so we gave her a plastic cup full of pepperonis and sent her on her way.

Little did she know about this picture.

Olukon · 5 months

That looks disgusting.

isignedupforthis · 5 months

I know there are microwave pizza cones, awesome snack.

praxeologue · 5 months

Serously, DON'T. Pizza cones are absolutely disgusting. I had one at Osheaga in Montreal a few years ago, took two bites then had to throw it out.

Rudiger036 · 5 months

Relevant

picklesandvodka · 5 months

A little late to the party but I figured I could lend my first hand experience.

I bought a pack of these on a whim in Hong Kong a few months ago. They come in the freezer aisle and are microwaveable.

First sketchy thing: the instructions tell you to microwave this cone of death IN THE BOX. This should have been my first clue.

So I stick the sucker, box and all, in my microwave and let er rip.

Second sketchy thing: All is well until I look over at my microwave watch the smoke start to rise. Now I'm not talking "oh hey, I left it on a little too long", no. I'm talking smoke to the equivalent of a small native american tribe in my microwave sending smoking signals and getting high off peyote. Naturally, I freak the fuck out, grab the sucker out of the microwave (BOX IS HOT AS FUCK) and run to my window, looking like this guy: http://i.imgur.com/tHYWP.gif

I end standing next to the window holding a box containing Satan's Pizzacone while my roommate desperately fans the smoke away from the fire detector.

Ultimately, we get the smoke out: crisis averted. I bring the pizzacone back into our apartment, which now reaks of smoke and what I assumed was burned pizzacone. I start to open the pizzacone box.... and it turns out the pizzacone, through some miracle of pizzacone-technology, has NOT burned. Instead, the bottom of the box burned yet the pizza cone was fine.

I bite into it and it was.... eh.

TL;DR: Microwaved Satan's Pizzacone in the box as instructed, Small Tribe starts a fire in my microwave, Pizzacone miraculously does not burn, tasted mediocre.

paradoxofchoice · 5 months

this is a good time to advertise /r/loseit /r/fitness /r/nutrition

mutablegenus · 5 months

ಠ_ಠ ctrl + f recipe . nothing. reddit you disappoint me

[deleted] · 5 months

Imagine, if you will, an ice cream cone. There is the ice cream itself, sitting at the very top, just waiting to be eagerly devoured. It sits upon the cone, slowly melting into gooey delicious mess at the very bottom, soon to be sucked out like milk through a straw.

No imagine this process with pizza grease.

lightfootbeats · 5 months

theres a circle of hell dedicated to people who eat that. i hope to soon be there

mo0k · 5 months

They suck, sometimes just a pizza is the best pizza.

Falcon-Seven · 5 months

they suck - so greasy, and usually it doesn't heat all the way into the middle. Why not just get a pizza pocket or a calzone? it's less messy and much better tasting from the right place.

and their dessert cone is fucking ridiculous it's 6$ for dough+nutella what the fuck just get a beaver tail the dough for that is waaay better

[deleted] · 5 months

I think this has such a high vote because of bad grammar. OBTAIN

kaputmi · 5 months

Obtain

webownage · 5 months

Eww. I hate vegetables.

apoq · 5 months

5th ave and 33rd st.

romdles · 5 months

I got heartburn just looking at this thing...

Swiss_Cheese9797 · 5 months

One does not just simply attain a pizza-cone.

Pecksniffer · 5 months

Since when did the Americans start eating healthily?

easy_being_green · 5 months

I've had pizza in a cone twice in my life. The first time, I was in India and hadn't had pizza in weeks, and it was the best thing I'd ever eaten. The second time was at a place by my college, and I only went once because it really wasn't that great. The place changed its theme after a year (now it's a hookah bar/smoothie place or something).

Squishie · 5 months

Go to Taylor Street in Providence, RI

If you aren't close, you're out of luck

fill-in-name · 5 months

so, how many people immediately googled "pizza cone" after seeing this image? I know I did

CosmicBard · 5 months

'Obtain'.

Numbnuts1234 · 5 months

Shut up and take my money!

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