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[–]MasCapital 9 points10 points ago

In some Japanese porn, this would not be an accident.

[–]NfgGenocide 2 points3 points ago

In some Japanese porn, there would be tentacles holding her from falling.

[–]JesterAzazel 2 points3 points ago

In some Japanese porn, she would be so small that it wouldn't even hurt when she landed.

[–]iamnot_A_DOCTOR 2 points3 points ago

In some ALL Japanese porn, he would be so small she would have missed.

[–]NfgGenocide 0 points1 point ago

We aren't worrying about her here, we are worrying about the dudes junk. Because that's in the back of our mind in the category of: FUCK I HOPE THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN TO ME!

[–]Ouch_my_toe 3 points4 points ago

Riley Mason methinks

[–]kungtotte 5 points6 points ago

Yep.

The story is this: She always wanted to try peeing on someone so her co-star obliged. She slipped, but it turns out her shoe didn't hit anything important.

I repeat, dong-status: UNHARMED.

[–]johntwoods 2 points3 points ago

another victim of poor masonry work.

[–]bbbiha 1 point2 points ago

I think I can read her thoughts from judging her face afterwords.

[–]gozips 1 point2 points ago

Hehehe.. Ouch... Hehehehe... Ouch.... Hehehhe.... Ouch

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[–]scargo2121 2 points3 points ago

Came here with a witty comment..

Read this comment.. Now Can't remember what my comment was.

Fuck.

[–]Crippletron 1 point2 points ago

Don't worry guys he's a porn star. Even if she cuts off an inch or to he's still got like 8 left.

[–]ReddHerring 0 points1 point ago

Damn that heel looks pointy.

[–]Kolbein 0 points1 point ago

BAHAHA BHAHAHAHAHAHA

[–]u2liverpool 0 points1 point ago

HA

[–]iLuVtiffany 0 points1 point ago

Don't just stand there looking surprised and shit. Get the fuck off.

[–]taughtbytragedy 0 points1 point ago

let me just search for that subreddit and immediately regret this decision.