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[–]Redze 44 points45 points ago

As a Norwegian, I found this very funny. Shark is translated to "Hai" in Norwegian so it fits pretty nice.

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[–]Onplorasis 3 points4 points ago*

No, we spell it with a j. Didn't you learn anything in school?

Edit: eel

[–]polysemous_entelechy 4 points5 points ago

Likewise in Germany.

[–]jghaines 4 points5 points ago

And German.

[–]Kela3000 5 points6 points ago

And Finnish.

[–]tyler1522 8 points9 points ago

I could see all of this going horrible wrong, Swimming in europe somewhere, when all of a sudden a bunch of hot blondes start yelling HAI HAI HAI...I don't rush out of the water because I want to look smooth and casually swim in but before I realize it, DEATH.

[–]Kela3000 4 points5 points ago

Don't worry, the risk of a shark attack in the Baltic Sea is not very hai.

...I'll show myself out.

[–]jwatkins29 1 point2 points ago

I'm sure the sharks would be as misunderstood as the blondes!

[–]Derplar 2 points3 points ago

In Afrikaans shark is "Haai". Yeah, extra a.

[–]Avohaj 1 point2 points ago

Because Afrikaans. Silly dutch influence.

[–]clooth 1 point2 points ago

Oh you too, silly.

[–]AlrightThen 15 points16 points ago

Is he wearing a baseball cap? While diving?

[–]CZtheDude 11 points12 points ago

too cool for school

[–]mynoduesp 9 points10 points ago

Not for a school of fish!! Am I right? ... guys?

[–]RunPoopFapMaster 0 points1 point ago

Too school for cool

[–]Iamsqueegee 10 points11 points ago

"Top o'the food chain. Fuck yeah."

"High five!"

[–]kallell 7 points8 points ago

JAWESOME!

[–]Darth_Noah 2 points3 points ago

+1 for the street sharks

[–]SimilarImage 29 points30 points ago

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[–]TheMeowMeow 4 points5 points ago

Don't you mean, High Fin?

[–]I_wwebsite 6 points7 points ago

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE FIN MEANS FIVE

[–]Geachh 3 points4 points ago

Hai Fin

[–]whatacad 11 points12 points ago

[–]Endyo 2 points3 points ago

I always wanted that shirt but never got it. I still think it's fantastic.

[–]undercover_GIF 1 point2 points ago

[–]anexanhume 2 points3 points ago

We have shark week. Where's shark facts?

[–]cixzyn 4 points5 points ago*

Thank you for signing up to Shark Facts! You will now receive daily facts about Sharks! Did you know that sharks can fucking eat you to death? <Reply 'a18f92jboido190238' to cancel>

[–]Silence2358 2 points3 points ago

Misunderstood shark is finally understood.

[–]Cookindinner 2 points3 points ago

Backwards hat while hi-fiving a shark? What a bro.

[–]skadeda 2 points3 points ago

high fin

[–]firestingwisher 2 points3 points ago

Aye! It's Bruce!

[–]vnkid 1 point2 points ago

It's like he's been hanging out with Crush.

[–]bigbangthe0ry 2 points3 points ago

Good guy shark?

[–]DJ_BuddySystem 1 point2 points ago

"Surface me."

[–]unclesharky 1 point2 points ago

how humiliating

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[–]iComment_Too_Much 0 points1 point ago

But he doesn't have a beard...?

[–]timdabomb 1 point2 points ago

Backwards hat while diving? That's a little slice of awesome.

[–]ebass 1 point2 points ago

Only because he's Poseidon. Even says so right on his thigh.

[–]hahanobutreally 1 point2 points ago

And then the far-more-than-razor-sharp sharkskin grazes his hand.

[–]StendhalSyndrome 1 point2 points ago

Hand is badly shopped...

[–]clooth 1 point2 points ago

As a Finnish person, I find this surprisingly amusing because "Hai" in Finnish means shark. So a "Hai five".. yeah whatever.

[–]Wontoncookie 1 point2 points ago

Sharks will play with food before eating.

[–]edgarallanboh 1 point2 points ago

i feel like this is ripe for a "cool story bro" caption.

[–]tropicderp 1 point2 points ago

I like how the shark sorta smiles and seems like "UMMM SHYEAH"

[–]necromundus 1 point2 points ago

Slap me some fin, bro.

[–]Lancaster1983 1 point2 points ago

This picture has been sitting in my computer for months!

Now I regret not sharing it with reddit... :(

[–]never_sleep 1 point2 points ago

It's probably cause it says Poseidon on your leg. Threw him off.

[–]GonnaDoBest 1 point2 points ago

And then, he bit the camera man.

[–]egodeath92 1 point2 points ago

Dominant species five!

[–]Etab 1 point2 points ago

If this were me, this picture would be my Facebook profile picture until the end of time.

[–]Berjj 1 point2 points ago

Low five?

[–]agentidaho 1 point2 points ago

Once you get this you get the barney stinson "fuck yeah!!" Five (just avoid the neil patrick harris pants five.)

[–]POODYROO 1 point2 points ago

Let this shark be the posterchild for the Misunderstood Shark.

[–]ScratchBomb 1 point2 points ago

"Fin, Noggin. Duuuude!"

[–]flyingstinkysocks 1 point2 points ago

[–]ChinDeLonge 1 point2 points ago

Fin. Noggin. Duuuude.

[–]dood182 1 point2 points ago

Why is he wearing a backwards hat underwater?

[–]yaniwilks 1 point2 points ago

somewhere Barney Stinson is laughing at how hes already done this. Twice.

[–]SoleSushi 1 point2 points ago

Not a single LOL was given..

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

I feel like the shark just got out of a meeting where he said 'Fish are friends, not food'

[–]Goliath821 1 point2 points ago

I snapped for the shark, cause he can't.

[–]TheMaxican93 1 point2 points ago

The fish on his tummy convoked me sharks with lasers is a possibility

[–]PassTheHerpes 1 point2 points ago

This is the 3rd most badass high five I've ever seen.

[–]enodllew 1 point2 points ago

"High 5 if you want to be my next meal :D!"

[–]clonerich 2 points3 points ago

Shark is actually "Hai" in German, which is pronounced exactly like "high" ;)

[–]CaptO 1 point2 points ago

Shark, tonight is going to be legen...wait for it...dary!

[–]lifeisublime 1 point2 points ago

is that guy seriously wearing a baseball cap backwards....under water....while shark diving. It hurts how much i am jealous of someone who is such a huge douchebag.

[–]randyrules 0 points1 point ago

Duuuuuuuuuude!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

fin five or high fin.. heh

[–]EagleRock 0 points1 point ago

This is my buddy Eli Martinez. Great shot.

[–]syzygylabrat89 0 points1 point ago

badazzzzz

[–]curiosgreg 0 points1 point ago

God damn it. Why didn't I think of that when I swam with sharks?!?!?! I tip my hat to you sr.

[–]SomethingNicer 0 points1 point ago

That's not funny.

[–]punkrawkintrev 0 points1 point ago

simply jawsome

[–]Vcookie 0 points1 point ago

Jawesome!

[–]Slanderpanic 0 points1 point ago

High fin!

[–]ryanisgarrett -1 points0 points ago

Jawsome

[–]vxx -4 points-3 points ago

And this is funny because of... ?

[–]rapidchicken 2 points3 points ago*

IT'S A SCUBA DIVER HIGH FIVING A SHARK.

[–]vxx -3 points-2 points ago

aaaaand? Still not funny.

[–]mars296 0 points1 point ago

Personification. Sharks don't really give high-fives. Also, sharks are stereotypically dangerous.