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[–]langballs 46 points47 points ago

Catnip.

[–]Se7en_Sinner 29 points30 points ago

Oh you!

[–]AgreesWithIdiots 6 points7 points ago

I fucking love that picture.

[–]timetravel_fanof 2 points3 points ago

that dog is so fucking cute

[–]i_am_not_a_maximizer 1 point2 points ago

According to that pic, that guy is wearing women's sandals? Looks like he got his nails done too...

[–]glenlikespie 3 points4 points ago

I was thinking: The Titty Kitty!

[–]langballs 1 point2 points ago

Yea, in a round and about way.

[–]Calls_people_asshole 1 point2 points ago

You asshole.

[–]aurahematoma[S] -3 points-2 points ago

Hahaha!

[–]TheEggman3050 9 points10 points ago

You two, sir, must be introduced http://kittiesntitties.tumblr.com/ (NSFW)

[–]Superchair14 4 points5 points ago

Why is this link purple? Surely I would remember such a site...

[–]Mr_Titicaca 5 points6 points ago

The titties aren't bouncing on this site so it's a bust.

[–]AgreesWithIdiots 4 points5 points ago

I trust this guy on these matters.

[–]Mr_Titicaca 2 points3 points ago

Hey thanks a lot! Your support is very much apprec...wait a minute. Wait a goddamn minute!

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

Or the much better http://titsonkittens.tumblr.com/

[–]aurahematoma[S] 0 points1 point ago

I... I love you.

[–]Ellemeno 1 point2 points ago

One of the pictures led to a harmful site and my antivirus blocked it. This must be what it feels like to have a one night stand, but even though you used protection, you still wonder if you caught an STD.

[–]aurahematoma[S] 0 points1 point ago

Damn it, my wires are crossed now.

[–]Bizzarobatman 0 points1 point ago

came to make sure someone dropped the link for this in here. your on your way to the top now my friend.

[–]victorious_secret69 15 points16 points ago

gianna michaels

[–]seabass101dg 7 points8 points ago

The gif seems too tan for her. Do you have the link for sauce?

[–]tranny_granny69 11 points12 points ago

For scientific research purposes.

[–]buhfuhguh 2 points3 points ago*

For scientific use only - Found to be a falsehood, through the magic of science.

The real, full clip. Source is at 16:18. Doesn't have to be used strictly for science.

[–]tranny_granny69 2 points3 points ago

After extensive research, I can clearly verify that the neck piece does appear to come appropriate for the time era. The breast appear to be correct for nipple position, curve and general color. However, I am unable to conclude that the segment the .gif was pulled from was from that exact clip. So in closing that 1964 Buick Skylark convertibles could not possible have made those tire marks.

[–]buhfuhguh 2 points3 points ago*

Whoa, I hadn't even realized. Upon further searching for the video at the proper time interval, I found this other video which is clearly from the same taping, just minutes later. It appears the original .gif comes from a time in between the two videos found. The search continues...

EDIT: This video comes after the one from this post. We can use it to further chronologize these events.

EDIT 2: This one takes place in the time frame as well.

[–]tranny_granny69 2 points3 points ago*

Based on my extensive previous research, I would agree with your conclusion that the scene is after the first clip. Please keep searching. If you come to the oral interaction I believe you have gone to far.

[–]buhfuhguh 2 points3 points ago

I found it! And you, Tranny_Granny69, said I went too far. The scientific method never goes too far! Here is the whole shoot from that day. The source is at approximately 16:18.

I would also like to say I had fun researching porn at 4:00 in the morning. I wouldn't mind a well-paying career in this some day.

[–]tranny_granny69 1 point2 points ago

You bahfulguh have made my day. I thought I wasn't going to do any research reviewing tonight. Slightly disappointed about the midget and the horses not showing up. I agree with the time frame being about 16:18. The .gif might be slowed down. I was leaning towards the 16:11 mark but I couldn't see clear free floating. Now can I shave that thing off his chin and burn the couch. NOW wheres the cat from?

[–]buhfuhguh 2 points3 points ago

Every time I think I'm out, they pull me back in! Curse you Tranny!

Luckily the cat was easy. I Google reverse image searched a still shot of the gif and threw the tags "Orange cat" onto it. One of the results was to this site. Half way down, we find "Glory" with this picture.

The mystery has been solved. Forever.

[–]Chunky_Mayonnaise 3 points4 points ago

winner winner chicken dinner

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[–]aurahematoma[S] 1 point2 points ago

I'm trying to find it online. Jesus, I hope I don't suddenly die before I can clear my browser history.

[–]kukluxknievel 11 points12 points ago

Repost factory

[–]mattlantis 2 points3 points ago

Am I... am I allowed to be turned on?

[–]OptionalOptions 2 points3 points ago

Can't. Look. Away.

[–]LaserDinosaur 2 points3 points ago

I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THIS

[–]citizen72521 2 points3 points ago

Upon further inspection, it appears that there is a cat in this picture.

[–]SherlockBrolmes 2 points3 points ago

Titty Kitty!

[–]Brocklesocks 2 points3 points ago

SOURCE OF TITS. NEED!

[–]criminalmadman 1 point2 points ago

Gianna Michaels

[–]oopsIpoppedit 2 points3 points ago

Sorry women if my cat had boobs, game over man!

[–]fostulo 2 points3 points ago

They should make this.

[–]ASexualPanda 8 points9 points ago

TO THE FRONT PAGE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[–]aurahematoma[S] 10 points11 points ago

Wait, I'm not ready for this. This is all happening too fast!

[–]TheoQ99 4 points5 points ago

Hurry up or you're going to miss the Karma Train! Choo choo!

[–]IsomorphicAlgorithm 2 points3 points ago

http://i.imgur.com/uMYJg.gif

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points ago

Hypno-kitty must be obeyed!

[–]Se7en_Sinner 10 points11 points ago*

Come on guys, this is one of the worst photoshops I've eve...ALL GLORY TO HYPNOCAT.

[–]ItoldonAnneFrank 5 points6 points ago

I come to the comments for the sole reason of looking for a source for those boobs...and nothing. Step your game up. THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE REDDIT DAMMIT!

[–]MrMono1 2 points3 points ago

http://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/qyziw/karma_machine/c41lioi

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

I never thought I'd find a post that would be perfectly representative of my account name.

It's my moment to shine.

[–]Rhesusmonkeydave 2 points3 points ago

There are only rare occasions I regret not having a phone that allows animated backgrounds. This is one of those times.

[–]bipolardiabetic 3 points4 points ago

Imagine if you will. A kitty cat of orange/white color... has a set of boobies approximately at the kitty chest level being fondled up and down... repeatedly... It doesn't stop...

[–]perverse_imp 2 points3 points ago

You neglect to mention they are well oiled and wobbly.

[–]DiegoFuego 4 points5 points ago

Cat AND boobies?? Someone make this man a sandwich!

[–]isVB 2 points3 points ago

I find it distracting that those aren't her hands.

[–]LongFlight 1 point2 points ago

Lmao. xD

[–]BurningMelon 1 point2 points ago

God I love tits.

[–]PantWraith 1 point2 points ago

Creepy.....but genius! Subconsciously up voted.

[–]zuisei 1 point2 points ago

Good try

[–]Pit_of_Death 1 point2 points ago

weirdest...boner?

[–]energy4anarchy 1 point2 points ago

I threw up a little

[–]rovon 1 point2 points ago

Don't cross the streams.

[–]angelofdeathofdoom 1 point2 points ago

if you look closely there is a cat in this gif

[–]Alexander_Xavier 1 point2 points ago

<3 late night reddit

[–]KhanTengri 1 point2 points ago

boobs'n'cats'n'boobs'n'cats'n'boobs'n'cats'n'boobs'n'cats'n'boobs'n'cats.

I just fixed dubstep.

[–]theghostog 1 point2 points ago

Seriously hypnotic.

[–]FluxChiller 1 point2 points ago

I dunno guys... those titties are kinda sloppy looking.. big.. yes.. but you know once they stop being tossed around they be hangin' lowwwww...

[–]carbonbasedlf 1 point2 points ago

Why would you do that to a kitty?! I mean I love boobs, but come on not on a cat!

[–]YogiDaBear 1 point2 points ago

I have the weirdest boner.

[–]bobdotorg 1 point2 points ago

Might as well milk those karma bags for all they're worth.

[–]TheAverageFatGuy 1 point2 points ago

Victory Dance

[–]neren 1 point2 points ago

Took me a while to realize it isn't the girl's hands doing the bouncing.

[–]binarina 1 point2 points ago

I upvoted this for awesomeness. But I wan't you to know that I hated doing it and that i'm drunk.

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[–]aurahematoma[S] 0 points1 point ago

Furries.

[–]whiskeyeyes 2 points3 points ago

Perpetual Karma

[–]dancerjedi 1 point2 points ago

Can't. Look. Away.

[–]itsDANdeeMAN 1 point2 points ago

god damn i love karma (and titties)

[–]Commisar_Chronic 1 point2 points ago

Welcome my Son. Welcome to The Machine!

[–]atlasthebard 1 point2 points ago

It's all I've ever wanted in a picture

[–]HerbalCamel 1 point2 points ago

well played sir

[–]DemoFly 4 points5 points ago

Woooooah photobucket. I remember those days.

[–]Chxnce 1 point2 points ago

What is this voodoo?

[–]Jeepreddit 1 point2 points ago

Boobies! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtgqsa06p_w&feature=youtube_gdata_player

[–]Alexander_Xavier 5 points6 points ago

relevant: more boobies http://users.ecs.soton.ac.uk/km/pics/kirk/boobies.jpg

[–]Lockski 1 point2 points ago

Those are adorable

[–]sfacets 0 points1 point ago

Downvote for irony.

[–]Frank_Ze_Tonk 0 points1 point ago

NOT BAD

[–]WaltzingTerror 0 points1 point ago

Not sure if I've seen this bef... YES I HAVE.

[–]shakensunshine -1 points0 points ago

NSFW

[–]herman_gill 1 point2 points ago

Welcome to /r/wtf, please enjoy your stay.

[–]aurahematoma[S] 0 points1 point ago

Doesn't it have the NSFW tag?

[–]lurker_becomes_lurkd -2 points-1 points ago

Nope.

[–]aurahematoma[S] 3 points4 points ago

How about now?

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[–]Lex_slayerpride 1 point2 points ago

as of now it does

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