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[–]SimilarImage 4 points5 points ago

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Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
10 months gijyun Not mine, but deserves to be seen /r/pics 554 2732
5 months Vickd New screensaver. here 261 211
10 months whoneedsmeme Our friend came over to baby sit last night here 51 18

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[–]TheOmnipotentTruth 0 points1 point ago

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Wow I can't believe how irresponsible that is. I mean c'mon really people? He didn't buy the kid a Slurpee. That's bullshit.

[–]CJZero 0 points1 point ago

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Do you really mean screensaver or do you mean background image?

[–]jmur89 0 points1 point ago

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Eh, fuck it. I'd eat your kid with a nice maple honey glaze, green beans and garlic mashed potatoes.

[–]tinydancer1125 0 points1 point ago

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poor baby looks terrified!

[–]Scope_IV 0 points1 point ago

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This was a cross post from atheism actually.... Nice job making it your own.

[–]bookwench -1 points0 points ago

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Take my upvote! TAKE IT!

[–]PentathlonJAdumbrate -1 points0 points ago

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He's clearly an atheist.