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[–]AcousticWalrus 63 points64 points ago

But then after the teacher doesn't call on you for a while you have to switch arms

[–]A_Creepy_Stranger 164 points165 points ago

[–]goeraz 19 points20 points ago

This was the most easy, unexpected, genius reply I saw since like 30 seconds.

[–]sneeze_and_fart 30 points31 points ago

...You seize up?

[–]CFA213[S] 40 points41 points ago

For the single ladies

[–]Toodles1823 29 points30 points ago

ALL the single ladies.

[–]CFA213[S] 25 points26 points ago

Well that's why I put my hands up.

[–]Toodles1823 18 points19 points ago

Up in the club?

[–]CFA213[S] 18 points19 points ago

We just broke up...

[–]chromedip 11 points12 points ago

I'm doin my own little thaaaaang

[–]Damasticator 5 points6 points ago

If you liked it then you shoulda put your finger in it.

[–]kakemot 1 point2 points ago

Uh oh oh oh oh uh oh oh

[–]itsUhYeah 4 points5 points ago

Sang this in her voice -face palm-

[–]Red_Woody 5 points6 points ago

Still sung this comment in her voooice.

[–]wbrycem 36 points37 points ago

Whenever I know the answer in class: ehhhh ... nah

[–]SuperlaTiff 8 points9 points ago

This is more like it.

[–]auraness 20 points21 points ago

So you're that guy, huh?

[–]Uberninjaa 2 points3 points ago

I hate those guys. They're so different from me!

[–]proggR 0 points1 point ago

I don't wanna sound like a queer or nuthin, but if that's a guy I'd probably still wanna hit that.

[–]PantWraith 10 points11 points ago

Wow. I'm currently trying to set a personal best for Nyan Cat, and this gif just made it a whole new song somehow. Laughed for at least 2 minutes without breathing. Thanks for that.

[–]Uberninjaa 1 point2 points ago

I gotta try this.

[–]Uberninjaa 0 points1 point ago

I appreciate this, but its pretty easy to just open two tabs.

[–]NeddieSeagoon 5 points6 points ago

When you know the answer, that's the perfect time to stare out the window and look like you haven't been listening to the question.

[–]LadySiara -1 points0 points ago

I like when the teacher notices you doing it, calls on you, and looks disappointed when they find out you're actually paying attention. "CURSES!"

[–]Meatsteaks 4 points5 points ago

body too bootylicious

[–]Corsmos 8 points9 points ago

[–]anexanhume 3 points4 points ago

ARRRGH THRRR SGRRR RRADEERZ

[–]Jellowarrior 4 points5 points ago

Classic beyonce

[–]SenatorCrabHat 4 points5 points ago

you should study more so that way when you actually know an answer it isn't so exciting

[–]DragonNinja 2 points3 points ago

I was listening to Shake Senora when I came across this.... First time I lol'd in a while

[–]CFA213[S] 1 point2 points ago

Thank you for making me lol

[–]SuddenlyTourettes 24 points25 points ago

As a wise teacher told me back while I was attending Elementary school in the glorious ages of my life to never draw attention to yourself with the rapid seizure-like movements and arm flailing because they find it SHIT TURKEY NECK BASEBALL DIAMOND

[–]Jewlala 5 points6 points ago

Novelty amount.

[–]dafluffinator 1 point2 points ago

less face more boobs. And slow it down so i can enjoy it :)

[–]Herctic 1 point2 points ago

I'm on my aunt's shitty Internet, This is the only thing that loaded. http://i.imgur.com/WnCUE.jpg

[–]theislandking 1 point2 points ago

I like you.

I don't recite myself, I usually just sit back and nap.

But fuck will I ever tolerate the assholes who murmur the answers to your side. Soft enough to avoid the attention of the entire class but loud enough so that those in the near regions will know they know the answer.

Or those who interrupt discussion with off topic comments.

[–]Stringy217 1 point2 points ago

This must be what happens when you attempt a helicopter dick while inside a woman.

[–]Tobymooiweerhond 0 points1 point ago

While she is in class..

[–]crackattak99 0 points1 point ago

hahaha

[–]LostChildinSnow 0 points1 point ago

Your caption made me lmao!

[–]xebo 0 points1 point ago

The smartest kid(s) sits in the back of the class. Why? So he can make sure everyone else has a chance to answer the question before he does.

Yeah, no big deal

[–]SpringInJapan 0 points1 point ago

I've never seen such a derp.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Lol, I clicked this at the exact moment the bass dropped.

[–]opinionated_comment 0 points1 point ago

OOH! OOH! MISS CLIFTON! MISS CLIFTON! MISS CLIFTON! MISS CLIFTON!

[–]reefed14 0 points1 point ago

this is what I was listening to when I saw it. It was pretty comical

[–]buttguy 0 points1 point ago

MS. CLIFTON!

[–]campstaff 0 points1 point ago

listening to no beef by afrojack really does this justice

[–]r_slash_reactiongifs 0 points1 point ago

I want you inside me.

[–]merciah 0 points1 point ago

have a ritalin man ;o

[–]NudeTayneMNW 0 points1 point ago

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Wan a ladi in da bed but a freak in da sheetz

[–]HireALLTheThings 0 points1 point ago

It appears as if some one above her grabbed her arm and is shaking her violently from the sky.

[–]Jvlivs 0 points1 point ago

Looks like she's giving a handjob to a man on the ceiling.

[–]pulezan -3 points-2 points ago

Oh, you're one of those people who have to be smart in front of the professor?

[–]LoveReddit2Bits -5 points-4 points ago

looks like a monkey with a wig