My ex called to tell me she got a new boyfriend...

INFINITY179 · 6 months

She called to tell you about her new boyfriend because she's not over you.

Drunken_Economist · 6 months

That's your fault for answering

star_witness · 6 months

The correct answer to this call is always "I'm happy for you, and I'm glad you've moved on with your life."

She wants you to be mad, and not showing her that you're mad will make her mad.

But either way: Fuck. Her. How petty.

teewsness · 6 months

Kick her in the taco, Paco.

springbreaksal · 6 months

funny.. my ex called me tonight to tell me she broke up with her boyfriend.. got my booty call back!

artschoolvillian · 6 months

"I'd call you cunt, but you lack the depth and warmth," is also acceptable.

[deleted] · 6 months

This level of immaturity is very unappealing.

FUCK_YOUR_EX · 6 months

ಠ_ಠ for the love of all things, why do my fellow /r/'s talk to your ex's? I don't care how nice they were, or how well or not they mean it when they're telling you they found someone new. WHEN YOU PULL THE FUCKING PLUG. CUT YOUR LOSSES, MOVE ON. Look OP I'm already on your side, because this is what I do. Your ex now just wants to run this little fucking race to see if she can get some emotions out of you. I've seen it countless times. Oh FUCK_YOUR_EX you're an asshole you don't care. No I don't, we're not together anymore so any obligations with knowing your personal life now also went out the window.

TL;dr: Reddit, stop talking to your ex's you become the proverbial Gotye song. Cut them out, this means Facebook, places they hang out at like a favorite bar or coffee place, gym etc. They call, you let that go to voicemail, stop texting them, and don't reply when they hit you up for small talk. Do this and I assure you a saved shoe... so to speak.

RaySmoodiver · 6 months

Mine called me from England, telling me she was getting married, 140 days after we broke up, to some guy she met while she was working for a law firm in Cambodia. I lived in New Zealand.

Jizzworthy · 6 months

The only appropriate answer to her on the phone?

"So"

Then you hang up, and never return a phone call, email, facebook message, IM, IRC, snail mail, or pigeon carrier message from her again.

Simple.

ChromeGhost · 6 months

fuck her sister

nikcers · 6 months

oddly enough 3 of my exes whom i never kept in touch with have called me to let me know they were pregnant. honestly i never understood why, all three times were way after the possibility of being mine.

Desolator001 · 6 months

I know that feel.

supergin · 6 months

relevant

Drinks_TigerBlood · 6 months

How the fuck is SRS not onto this yet?

northbayray · 6 months

You need to keep her number in your phone just in case she calls you ever again, so you know that you have to hit ignore. Otherwise, you'll see a random number, and if you're drunk enough you might pick it up. And it might be her. And there are 7 billion people in the world, so she can fuck right off a cliff!

crossower · 6 months

Mine constructed an elaborate ruse involving a lot of FB updates and several of our mutual friends. Also some sketchy IM's. Do I win?

nixeon_dead · 6 months

what are you angry about, she was nice enough to call you up like an adult and tell you first hand instead of letting you find out through the grape vine.

cockfagtaco · 6 months

That's because he's huge

Thefitzanator · 6 months

Yeah, 'cause you're so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway

tmackillz · 6 months

i thought this was a less complicated answer. my first reaction was wear combat boots. then my brain went back to this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhP5av7fVls

RaymondDash · 6 months

My ex called me up drunk and talked about how good her new boyfriend was in bed.

Not the most pleasant conversation I've had.

TheDoktorIsIn · 6 months

I got a phone call from my ex that went similar to this.

Her: "Hey."

Me: "...hi?"

"I just wanted to let you know that I'm over you."

"Uh... okay? Anything... else?"

"No, just that."

"Okay then... bye."

DGraups · 6 months

Doesn't that just complement her boyfriend?

jollygiant75 · 6 months

My ex was kind enough to send me a text.

PolardOOd · 6 months

I texted my wife some old lady wanted to show me her panties. What does this mean?

aussiemedstudent · 6 months

I found out about the new guy by using tricky math to discover that 4 people were staying in a 3 bedroom house. When I asked where does X sleep?

Crushed.

She said "well it has been 4 months"....... but i didn't ask when that sleep arrangement had started. But to have the new guy living with her already?

So yeah, heart crushed.

It had been a 5 year relationship.

I am now sad. Damn you OP.

jackayjerkface · 6 months

People actually do that?

orly-OWL · 6 months

Shouldn't the post card have a man?

TheDisillusionist · 6 months

That is why my policy is to change phone numbers and leave the state if possible.

[deleted] · 6 months

Wow you stuck your dick in crazy

Isaynicethings · 6 months

Why are you being so immature about it? She may have called so that you didn't hear it from someone else, she could have been trying to protect your feelings... but its cool bro keep acting this way I'm sure its worth the energy

Darknezz19 · 6 months

I'd call you a cunt, but your lack the depth and warmth.

Tell her this politely and calmly.

*edit ok i can tell her for you if you need, just keep it in mind.

Jec125 · 6 months

What a bitch , set her car on fire lol

crossower · 6 months

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Michael_I_Guess · 6 months

No you didn't!

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