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[–]EnsignCrusher 247 points248 points ago

Shit. That gif was really well done.

[–]likufanele 23 points24 points ago

It comes from the good old days of YTMND.

[–]aarobc 8 points9 points ago

Every time I see one of these gifs stolen from YTMND it makes me a little sad. So much is lost without the audio aspect, and so much work goes into perfecting them.

[–]CommentStories 31 points32 points ago

"I must add it to my collection! I simply must!" the rich man cheered, staring at the young warrior. "He shall make a fine trophy! Guards, throw him in the yard and let's see how he fairs."

Three guards came and took the young warrior from the Duke's chambers, throwing him into a grandiose jungle. Animals could be heard calling all around, and yells from other humans could be heard as whispers blowing through the trees. Apparently, this was some type of sick game for the Duke because bloody entrails were strewn about the entrance. Some of the contestants hadn't been as lucky as they could have been and were gutted at the gates.

The young warrior lightly stepped through the forest, avoiding the brown leaves that were strewn throughout the area, uncharacteristic of a jungle environment and obviously meant as a signal to animals or as a trap set by the Duke or some of the other "contestants".

[–]Kailoth 4 points5 points ago

While I like this novelty account, UsernameFanfic triumphs.

[–]NovaMouser 2 points3 points ago*

I.. uh. I thought someone was posting an excerpt from a book for a second. Not bad.

[–]chrom_ed 25 points26 points ago

Eh, the way the words don't fit the way his mouth moves annoys me.

[–]The_Revival 9 points10 points ago

[–]tunnelsnakesrule 3 points4 points ago

Looks like he's saying Hit-ler!

[–]wabbajackgnat 4 points5 points ago

Actually the only word missing is "you". I recognize his face there from the second to last scene in the office when he tells Charlie he gets nothing since he drank the fizzy lifting drink.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BW2vrPpmJOA

[–]PYITEllie 1 point2 points ago

You STOLE FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS! good day sir. GOOD DAY

[–]Paultimate79 3 points4 points ago

Plus pointy elbows.

[–]Unckmania 0 points1 point ago

and shoulders

[–]taint_stain 0 points1 point ago

Too soon.

[–]RideTi 2 points3 points ago

In the parlance of our times: I'll just leave this here.

[–]jamesrom 0 points1 point ago

[–]Phoequinox -1 points0 points ago

[–]Vaypo 83 points84 points ago

[–]imightbebaked 49 points50 points ago

[–]Crim91 7 points8 points ago

What if while i am looking at the reversed one, someone else is somehow connected to the other side of my screen seeing the normal one...and what if it's always like this, someone always on the other side of an image seeing it reversed...Whoa.

I think I need some sleep.

[–]imightbebaked 0 points1 point ago

A mirror isn't mirror rather a transparent image

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[–]SwagCpt 9 points10 points ago

Nah, that'd be upside down. He's Asian; Right to Left

[–]GhostAceHJ -1 points0 points ago

Shouldn't Asian be top to bottom

[–]SwagCpt 0 points1 point ago

True. I was thinking in terms of reading pages right to left

[–]enceladus7 0 points1 point ago

I thought we were upsidedown?

[–]Hysteriia 2 points3 points ago

Here. Hopefully you'll cherish it more

[–]Apathetic_Villain 1 point2 points ago

If they don't appreciate it you could downvote them if you want. But I guess you don't really have to.

[–]Coffeepillow 0 points1 point ago

[–]doscomputer 7 points8 points ago

Thank you, YTMND doesnt get enough credit around here.

[–]krenzo 6 points7 points ago

2006 was such an awesome year for YTMND.

[–]Morphenomenal 1 point2 points ago

Yes! Credit where credit is due.

[–]glennrosehv 29 points30 points ago

haha I wish Willy Wonka was the bad guy in the shinning. I'd watch the shit out of that movie

[–]aryst0krat 17 points18 points ago

I've never seen The Shinning. Is it good? If it's anything like Kneecap'd I'd love it.

[–]Reil 9 points10 points ago

I personally prefer the Pashin of the Christ.

[–]SwagCpt 1 point2 points ago

I read "Pashtun of the Christ", and thought you were making some reference about Jesus being Afghan..

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[–]Jashuir 3 points4 points ago

Woosh.

[–]aerop1ane 1 point2 points ago

SHH. you wanna get sued?

[–]implicate 0 points1 point ago

Yeah, you kneed to watch it.

[–]Kotton -1 points0 points ago

Let's just say, when I was ten I became deathly scared of my bathtub after watching that movie. Whenever I had to pee I ran in took a piss and sprinted out, I had to sleep in my brothers room for a month because I kept having a reoccurring nightmare. Of course that was just me when I was ten. I've seen most of the best mainstream horror movies by now. Here is a nice list of 100 great horror movies. I saw all of them a couple years ago, during one depressing summer.

[–]Jmac91 -1 points0 points ago

Please. Please. Read the book first if you plan on watching the movie. Just saying.

[–]Gneal1917 4 points5 points ago

Boy you got the Shinnin'!

Don't you mean the Shi-

SSHH! You wanna get sued?

[–]glennrosehv 0 points1 point ago

oh my god. That was great

[–]taint_stain 2 points3 points ago

Why Willy Wonka isn't in every movie ever is beyond me.

[–]WarParakeet 2 points3 points ago

You just avoided yourself a lawsuit!

[–]extesser 8 points9 points ago

We get nothing :(

[–]Beevo 7 points8 points ago

I can confirm. :(

[–]pepipopa 42 points43 points ago

Hey its my cake day too. CAKE HIGH 5

[–]AENewmanD 25 points26 points ago

CAKE HIGH 10! What made you decide to join a year ago?

[–]pepipopa 19 points20 points ago

A mate of mine told me id never get off if i started visiting. BUt i have it under control. I promise.

[–]Aesthenaut 5 points6 points ago

That's what they all say... ಠ_ಠ

[–]SilverChaos 2 points3 points ago

A mate of mine told me id never get off if i started visiting

Has he SEEN the nsfw subreddits? You should have no issue getting off.

[–]alphaorionis 0 points1 point ago

After a year you're kinda desensitized though ಠ_ಠ

[–]taint_stain 0 points1 point ago

[–]lapsangsouchong 8 points9 points ago

slap

[–]Zubes[S] 8 points9 points ago

[–]salmon10 6 points7 points ago

High 5 fellow cake-dayer!

[–]rbeezy 3 points4 points ago

Damn, there's a lot of us today

[–]satereader 0 points1 point ago

There's a lot every day. There are just 365 days and millions of redditors. Do the math.

[–]rbeezy 3 points4 points ago

Someone's bitter that he's missing out on all the fun...

[–]satereader 0 points1 point ago

or someone's actually fired small arms many times and has some earthly idea what it's like.

[–]savethehero 0 points1 point ago

You sure showed him!

[–]2_cents 0 points1 point ago

[–]Lychizzle 1 point2 points ago

Let me hop on this cake day train.

[–]TheMagicDrake 0 points1 point ago

Me too?

[–]abasss 16 points17 points ago

No one wished me happy cake day. No one!

[–]NovaMouser 2 points3 points ago

Happy cake day!

[–]abasss 1 point2 points ago

[–]249ba36000029bbe9749 1 point2 points ago

I prefer the Parmesan Remix.

[–]Ticket2ride 0 points1 point ago

My god that is good, first time I've seen it.

[–]madcowbells 3 points4 points ago

Sadly today is my cake day...

[–]parpygoral 7 points8 points ago

Pi(e) day yesterday, Cake day today! Now if only I could find a way to make tomorrow all about ice cream...

[–]fourpac 6 points7 points ago

Finding this out the hard way. Sadness part one.

[–]moko46 8 points9 points ago

Nothing? :(

[–]denniedarko 5 points6 points ago

Especially when you completely miss it and only realise you missed out on the karma party a few days later...sob

[–]tony_bologna 4 points5 points ago

It's ok.

Karma is worthless.

[–]denniedarko 5 points6 points ago

You haven't been to the internet karma store??

[–]mintysticks 2 points3 points ago

But...but.... how else am I supposed to feel validated?

[–]tony_bologna 2 points3 points ago

Ridicule others anonymously.

[–]savant-garde 6 points7 points ago

Shut the fuck up, asshat.

[–]DinoDuckROAR 0 points1 point ago

My thoughts exactly!

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

The original ytmnd: http://heeereswilly.ytmnd.com/

The track that goes with it is great too.

[–]theorymeltfool 5 points6 points ago

Ytmnd!

[–]SANAFABICH 2 points3 points ago

I submitted a picture, but got only a few views :( Maybe next year.

[–]benay123 5 points6 points ago

Yay for cakedays!

[–]robstah 5 points6 points ago

I can has my cake and eat it too?

[–]Wandering_Beaver 1 point2 points ago

Thankfully my cake day only comes every 4 years.

[–]Psyladine 1 point2 points ago

Seeing the resemblance to Gene Wilder makes me realize the greatest tragedy of our generation was not having Will Ferrel cast as Willy Wonka.

[–]guitarpsycho182 1 point2 points ago

We got you your favorite thing, disappointment!

[–]jking800 1 point2 points ago

At first I was all like because it was a cake day post and then I was all like when I saw the gif.

Now I'm all like.

[–]McDerpster 1 point2 points ago

I know that feel.

[–]Toof 3 points4 points ago

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[–]Zubes[S] 1 point2 points ago

Sure can! I tagged you in RES

[–]aMANescape 1 point2 points ago

holy shit! shut up and take my upvote!

[–]ohmaniforgotmyacc 0 points1 point ago

Like omg bassedgod

[–]Eats_Beef_Steak 0 points1 point ago

That basically sums up my last birthday. Crazed axeman breaks my door down, then tells me I get nothing.

[–]kickash05 0 points1 point ago

Damn, my friends birthday was yesterday this would have been perfect!

[–]vivvav 0 points1 point ago

I love that.

[–]Greasy 0 points1 point ago

This has fourest written all over it. Give credit to fourest!

[–]guggs 0 points1 point ago

I would steal fizzy lifting drinks if I had the chance.

[–]Tyrant718 0 points1 point ago

I think it's really creepy that I read that in his voice from Young Frankenstein.

[–]samshank96 0 points1 point ago

What is this scene from? That sure wasn't in the original willy wonka!

[–]bouncingsouls 0 points1 point ago

I see that gif everywhere, what movie is it from?

[–]RonWisely 0 points1 point ago

...stays on your cake day?

[–]Uberhatkat 0 points1 point ago

Fuckin' A bubba right, man. I got, like, all of 2 comment karma on my last cake day.

[–]lifelight 0 points1 point ago

I have 9 minutes until my cake day expires, so I wanted to congratulate you on yours!

*edit: apparently it's already expired, fuck me right?

[–]Karnas 0 points1 point ago

I thought this was old news. I figured everyone had seen it before.

WRONG.

[–]joshuad80 0 points1 point ago

yup. that sums up my irl birthday today.

[–]iRussell21 0 points1 point ago

I hate when Wonka does that to me...

[–]AnalBumCovers 0 points1 point ago

I know that feel bro. Mine was yesterday and I didn't even try.

[–]grchjo 0 points1 point ago

im ten hours late, but this gif made me lol uncontrollably

[–]beeUnit 0 points1 point ago

You contribute to culture of the internet. This is one of the greatest gifs I've ever seen.

[–]luft-waffle -1 points0 points ago

That was awesome.

[–]raffytraffy -1 points0 points ago

this is fucking sweet.

[–]KaylaS -1 points0 points ago

This gif is amazing.

[–]stopmotionporn -1 points0 points ago

If only that were true.

[–]inflatablegeorge -1 points0 points ago

The factory was firmly in Charlie's grip, the Oompa Loompas no longer sang to him... so Mr. Wonka's transition from candy mogul to axe murderer began.

[–]warpfield -1 points0 points ago

LOL that was inspired :)

[–]charm__quark -1 points0 points ago

This is a work of art.

[–]UnknownArchive -1 points0 points ago

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Go ahead, call him Creepy or Condescending. 3coms 42pts 2mos funny
LOL SRY BOSOX 2coms 35pts 5mos gifs
Willy 0coms 0pts 7mos funny
The shinning meets Willie Wonka! HERE'S JOHNNY! (Gif) 4coms 14pts 9mos funny
My vote for best gif ever. [X-Post from /r/pics] 8coms 176pts 9mos gifs
Best. GIF. Ever. 4coms 27pts 9mos pics
Nothing at all... 23coms 230pts 10mos WTF
What I want to say to eight year olds begging for iPhones 80coms 543pts 3mos funny
He always scared me. 3coms 14pts 1mo funny
This would make for such a good horror movie 5coms 127pts 6mos funny

source: karmadecay

[–]NovaMouser 1 point2 points ago

You stole Repost_Asshole's job.

[–]FastRedPonyCar -1 points0 points ago

On my cake day, I wake up, sexy time the wife, have my coffee and I sit down to play day 1 of Diablo III.

http://i.imgur.com/QQ2GU.jpg

[–]bhamby -1 points0 points ago

Wow, stolen from YTMND.

[–]bdog52 -2 points-1 points ago

well, I think that would have got an upvote even if it was not your cakeday

[–]Cuseguy420 -2 points-1 points ago

I said good day sir!

[–]darkesth0ur -2 points-1 points ago*

It really bothers me that the words don't match the mouth movement. "nothing" is cut way too short.

[–]LOLGTFO -3 points-2 points ago

Cats - lots of cats

[–]Splinter1010 -3 points-2 points ago

That gif was pretty well done, but Wonka was pretty horribly added at the part with his face in the door and his mouth didn't match up with the words. Still pretty good.

[–]ReigningTierney -3 points-2 points ago

this is brilliant