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[–]AetherAlchemyst 147 points148 points ago

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This is funny but this picture feels deep to me. As if the slide symbolizes your childhood and when you finally have to get off the slide, you fall smack dab onto a highway, becoming an Adult that has to live in a very fast moving world with very little preparation as to what life is truly like.

[–]fulltiltsmoker 86 points87 points ago

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I don't think there is much living left to do after falling smack dab onto a highway.

[–]Midiex 46 points47 points ago

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You just ran all over his comment.

[–]Artegan 10 points11 points ago

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I think you exhausted his argument.

[–]myfourthacct 12 points13 points ago

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He might be able to clutch onto something.

[–]LilDrumrGrl 8 points9 points ago

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Worst pun thread ever.

[–]myfourthacct -1 points0 points ago

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Suck it Trebek.

[–]LilDrumrGrl -2 points-1 points ago

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Good one.

[–]scots23 0 points1 point ago

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That's not what your mom said. Very hard to please, that woman.

[–]zayuk -5 points-4 points ago

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Pull the stick out of your butt.

[–]LilDrumrGrl 2 points3 points ago

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Pull reddit's cock out of your mouth.

[–]zayuk 2 points3 points ago

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Didn't detect the pun I see.

[–]LilDrumrGrl -4 points-3 points ago

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Stick shift? I did that Fry thing.

[–]telepathyLP 4 points5 points ago

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i wish we were friends andit'snotbecauseyoumightbeagirl

[–]AetherAlchemyst 2 points3 points ago

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Touche, mate.

[–]fulltiltsmoker 1 point2 points ago

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Sorry bro, now I feel like I pushed you off of that slide.

[–]bakalitehunter 0 points1 point ago

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And that is exactly the point.

[–]wlozier02 0 points1 point ago

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After descending off of the slide of innocence and youth, one rushes through a transitioning period we call adulthood. Although this is the bulk of life, it seems to fly by without giving you a second to look back. Before you know it, you've reached the end of your journey. You hit the pavement at the end, experience a sharp jolt of pain, possibly get a moment to reflect on the trip and then, inevitably, your life comes to an end when death comes out of nowhere and hit you going 75 mph.

[–]KaylaS -2 points-1 points ago

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It's not really that far of a fall. You could live if you had quick reflexes.

[–]Se7en_Sinner 11 points12 points ago

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Do you happen to be an English Teacher?

[–]AetherAlchemyst 4 points5 points ago

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Just had my AP Language and Composition Final today so that probably explains it lol

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[–]AetherAlchemyst 0 points1 point ago

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It's called Proper Diction. I am on the internet and a lot of people use "lol" so it fits in.

[–]dingustong 2 points3 points ago

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Same. First thing that came to mind for me was "childhood is fleeting".

[–]Doktor_Rob 1 point2 points ago

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I'm oddly reminded of Robert Heinlein right now. I read his books when I was just a wee kid. In Stranger in a Strange Land he describes the normal development/life structure of Martians. They leave their young in the wilderness to fend on their own until they reach adulthood when they are relatively safe from instant death by predators and happenstance; where the human system works the other way, we shelter our young until such point that they can then fend for themselves in the brutal wilderness we call civilization.

[–]AetherAlchemyst 1 point2 points ago

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Now I know what I'm going to read as soon as I finish A Dance with Dragons.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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Heinlein has nothing on R.R. Martin. Heinlein books are beautiful works of art tho.

[–]Sklanskers 0 points1 point ago

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Just want to say I completely agree. You're really not prepared for what really goes on. It's one giant kick in the nuts to wake you up from a sleep.

[–]Kuina 0 points1 point ago

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So...deep.

[–]HaveANiceDay243 0 points1 point ago

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That's some deep stuff man, real philosophical.

[–]stevesonaplane 0 points1 point ago

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I thought it was just a high speed child reclamation station.

[–]The_Russian 76 points77 points ago

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More like a SUIC-Slide, Amirite? AM I RIGHT?!?!

[–]zeromadcowz 13 points14 points ago

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I laughed

[–]hey_wheres_perry 31 points32 points ago

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He laughed

[–]wrankin1101 16 points17 points ago

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Pack it up people we're done here. Zeromadcowz laughed.

[–]XavierMendel 11 points12 points ago

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Woah, Zeromadcowz laughed? Damn I missed it!

[–]Jareth86 0 points1 point ago

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This.

[–]HitMePat 1 point2 points ago

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Relevant user name? First thing I thought when I saw this picture was "this shits gotta be in Russia"

[–]garrisb7514 5 points6 points ago

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THAT'S RACIST

[–]Chachoregard 1 point2 points ago

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Your face is racist.

[–]hey_wheres_perry 1 point2 points ago

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Your race is fascist.

[–]TheD888 0 points1 point ago

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Your fascist is a pathieist

[–]eltommonator 1 point2 points ago

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Well it certainly fills the grey and depression quota required for anything Russia.

[–]OmNamahShivaya 0 points1 point ago

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it actually looks pretty fun to be honest. as long as there's no cars about to smash me.

[–]goerila 52 points53 points ago

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I read "slide for black kids", glad I was wrong with that one.

[–]mrconfer 14 points15 points ago

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So did I. Glad I'm not the only horrible person on reddit

[–]Yogsolhoth -1 points0 points ago

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I did it twice!

[–]kyldactyl_is_a_fag 2 points3 points ago

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I am also guilty of this

[–]thequazz 1 point2 points ago

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FUCKING N00B5

[–]Mrcheez211 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck yeah, knew I wasn't the only one with a racist mind.

[–]HurricaneHugo 0 points1 point ago

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Racist!

[–]urmel007 10 points11 points ago

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frank kunert is a german artist. he builds real looking miniature figures. here are some mor photos, which are even funny when you don't understand the german language. http://www.frank-kunert.de/de/galerie/

[–]curious_girl 5 points6 points ago

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wait holy shit he made the picture of the small balcony over the train tracks! That's been going around the internet for ages with all sorts of proclamations that it's real! Mind blown.

[–]owlish 2 points3 points ago

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That particular image can be found here; http://www.frank-kunert.de/en/work/

He's got a lot of cool stuff.

[–]dnew 0 points1 point ago

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Funny. My first thought was it was to get people to slow down for the school zone.

[–]reynej 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you for that. I looked at that picture for several minutes because I knew it had to be real. The shadows were correct which made me wonder why in the hell someone built a slide onto a highway.

[–]Drunken_Economist 18 points19 points ago

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If you time the slide right, you get a speed boost coming out of it

[–]XavierMendel 3 points4 points ago

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Stop being everywhere...

[–]Drunken_Economist 6 points7 points ago

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No!

[–]danE3030 1 point2 points ago

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I declare that you must be an alternate account of the great AndrewSmith1986. Also POTATO_IN_MY_ANUS and any other novelty accounts that have sprung up in the last <1year who are massively successful at rackin' up dat comment karma.

;{P

[–]larwk 0 points1 point ago

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Karmanaut was all of these people sharing an account.

[–]XavierMendel 0 points1 point ago

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Okay...

[–]RedFollower 2 points3 points ago

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This to me looks like a miniature model. Look at the shadows.

But i know i am wrong.

[–]zeekar 3 points4 points ago

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no, you are right!

[–]UnknownArchive 2 points3 points ago

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Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title comnts points age /r/
Seems legit 19coms 499pts 1mo funny

source: karmadecay

[–]raddat 0 points1 point ago

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It's been posted way more than that, and far more frequently, especially in the past month.

[–]Fgame 1 point2 points ago

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Not gonna lie, this is the first thing I've seen today that made me so much as chuckle.

[–]mmm_vernors 1 point2 points ago

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its like a modern version of walking the plank

[–]Is_this_real 1 point2 points ago

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Is this real?

[–]J055A 1 point2 points ago

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If the fall doesn't kill you, traffic will.

[–]LadyEmeriss 1 point2 points ago

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read this and thought it said 'THE SLIDE FOR BLACK KIDS' needless to say when I opened it my jaw dropped. I need glasses.

[–]yoni0505 1 point2 points ago

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This slide is shopped

[–]Amazi196 1 point2 points ago

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Challenge Accepted

[–]chicagotim1 1 point2 points ago

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If these existed. The world would be a much better place.

[–]wishingidiot 1 point2 points ago

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That'll teach those little shits to trespass in my park

[–]DarkScience 1 point2 points ago

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Why did I read this as "The slide for black kids"?

[–]Guitarmaggedon 3 points4 points ago

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Is this real?

[–]BeatlesForSale 9 points10 points ago

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What do you think?

[–]Guitarmaggedon 4 points5 points ago

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People have made crazier shit than that.

[–]Sarahmint 1 point2 points ago

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[–]dinnyhoon 1 point2 points ago

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Dammit, I was supposed to be going to bed. Oh well....

[–]Explosions_Hurt 1 point2 points ago

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The fact that the link was purple is a sign I spent too much time on reddit :/

[–]mrdanz 1 point2 points ago

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looks like a painting

[–]Guitarmaggedon 0 points1 point ago

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You're right, it kind of does.

[–]Chop_Artista 1 point2 points ago

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It is a scale model

[–]everylittlebitcounts 0 points1 point ago

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It looks like it originally was a slide into a body of water (kinda like off a jetty or something) but because of whatever reason, they decided to hold back the water at another point without removing the slide.

[–]tawsalawmaw 0 points1 point ago

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And the tire swing for the courageous.

[–]Sobertese 0 points1 point ago

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Hmm, genetic selection, species progression... Let's weed them out young. Like every other species

[–]waffleninja 0 points1 point ago

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That would be awesome on a boat or into a pool/lake.

[–]MasterHandle 0 points1 point ago*

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By Frank Kunert

[–]gringofloco 0 points1 point ago

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I thought, "Well, at least the top rail of the barrier partially blocks the slide."

closer look "Oh, no. Clearly they took the time to cut the railing to allow fully unobstructed sliding activity."

[–]iownachalkboard7 0 points1 point ago

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At a playground near my house when I was younger, there was a slide that went straight into a wall. Like straight into a fucking brick wall. There must not have been even an inch between the edge of the slide and the wall. It made me think there was some sort of civic planner out there laughing his way to the bank.

But of course as humans and stupid children what did we do as soon as we saw it? SLIDE DOWN THE FUCKER! Hey, we were five. What would you have done?

[–]afcagroo 0 points1 point ago

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I would have slid down it, but bailed at the very last minute. Probably headfirst into the wall.

[–]Erkmon 0 points1 point ago

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so this is where my step dad told me to go when he said "Go play n the freeway"

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I might opt for that one over this one.

[–]nakens07 0 points1 point ago

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my thoughts:

"From one professional to another-if you're trying to scare someone, pick a better spot. From this height the fall wouldn't kill me."

"I'm counting on it."

[–]jokofile_junior 0 points1 point ago

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I though this said slide for black kids, and then was like woah woah lets calm down now

[–]northbayray 0 points1 point ago

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This is what happens when you fuck other kids on the playground in the ass, Larry.

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[–]Theloveproject 0 points1 point ago

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Hurr...durr.....

[–]bballrnm 0 points1 point ago

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Roller Coaster Tycoon come to life!

[–]PilotDad 0 points1 point ago

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I'm waiting for the Bluth family vehicle to pull up there and help someone escape from the other side of that wall

[–]ColeScheffler 0 points1 point ago

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I first read this as, "The slide for black kids."

[–]_TheSoupNazi 0 points1 point ago

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no soup for you

[–]BallinBC 0 points1 point ago

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...and this, is JACKASS!!

[–]bslamon 0 points1 point ago

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I thought it said the slide or bald kids, and I didn't get it.

[–]mr_w1zard 0 points1 point ago

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Thought this said "slide for brown kids." Had to double take. WTF, brain?!

[–]turdfergusonitsfunny 0 points1 point ago

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I believe its spelled badass*

[–]ThatGuy482 0 points1 point ago

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I love the little sign warning of pedestrian crossings.

[–]HaveANiceDay243 0 points1 point ago

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Nice parenting ssssssskillssssss you got there, it would be a shame if child sssservices found out.

[–]hobz462 0 points1 point ago

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The world would be a better place if these existed.

We need to instill fear in the future generations.

[–]pittsburghlee 0 points1 point ago

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I prefer the Darwin Slide

[–]RhinoMan2112 0 points1 point ago

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I read "black kids"... WTF brain?

[–]arolfs15 0 points1 point ago

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Almost as good as throwing rocks at orphans...

[–]ZetterBeard 0 points1 point ago

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Was I the only one that read the title and thought it said "Black kids"?

[–]murf6464 0 points1 point ago

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How I feel about the fact that this picture, along with these comments, is on r/funny... http://imgur.com/Ug3hy

[–]RecycledVomit 0 points1 point ago

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Not gonna lie, I thought this was some racist piece of artwork titled "The Slide for the Black Kids."

[–]Erk40 0 points1 point ago

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Its a SuiSLIDE

[–]ExtraDip 0 points1 point ago

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I like how there's a sign there as if they saw the slide and though it was great placement but still had to warn the cars. Even though this isn't real

[–]GandalfTheFunky 0 points1 point ago

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Was fully expecting the cheese grater slide. Thanks for the laugh.

[–]Widdis 0 points1 point ago

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This slide is a counter-measure for escaping inmates at a prison. If they are able to get on the wall and have the ability to get to the other side they are presented with a choice. Do I want my freedom, or do I want to sliiiide?

So far, 8 out of 8 inmates attempting to escape have chosen the slide.

[–]bloodsweatnbeers 0 points1 point ago

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Welp, I'll be seeing hell after all. I read that as "The slide for black kids"

[–]gets_horny 0 points1 point ago

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kinda gets me hot...

[–]aahgfdjhgrhgh 0 points1 point ago

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Tell me where this is. I want to be a badass.

[–]about87jews 0 points1 point ago

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I want one

[–]james-town 0 points1 point ago

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The makeshift full term abortion clinic!

[–]raddat 0 points1 point ago

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This is the third or fourth time it has been reported this month. Come on Reddit!

[–]Polaris06 0 points1 point ago

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[–]CarlGel -1 points0 points ago

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Yer a repost 'Arry.

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[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Where is it?

[–]imightbebaked -1 points0 points ago

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In my childhood.

[–]crzyqbanmark -1 points0 points ago

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haha i read this as "the slide for black kids"

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points ago

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black kids*

[–]TehEefan -1 points0 points ago

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I read the caption as "Slide for black kids" and then clicked it. I can tell you now I expected to see a shitstorm in here. Slightly relieved yet slightly disappointed.

[–]Jatkin -1 points0 points ago

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A slide for badass kids. don't worry I fixed your title for you