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[–]Toasty75 10 points11 points ago

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"This bread is my fleshizlle and the soakin' it in the wine to make it sizzle"

[–]EndOnAnyRoll 0 points1 point ago

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A cloud of smoke bellowing from ones mouth is a letter in Mr. Dogg's alphabet.

Stupid qwerty keyboard. Can't do it on this.

[–]HYPERNATURL 9 points10 points ago

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This gif is as old as the scene that takes place in it

[–]MiddleNameS 14 points15 points ago*

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I'd follow the shit out of Snoop-dogs religion

[–]snickersbarsaregood 16 points17 points ago

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And instead of dying for our sins, he lit up a j and chilled instead. (Genesis 1:12)

[–]barker279 15 points16 points ago

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Genesis 4:20

FTFY

[–]Ninjahamster2k11 2 points3 points ago

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Thats so sacrilizzle.

[–]DownvoteMeToMordor 3 points4 points ago

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Oh yes, who can forget when he turned water into gin and juice.

[–]Aaya 15 points16 points ago

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The funny thing is that this visual representation of Jesus is probably a lot closer to accuracy than the white, bearded guy painted on the original. Yay!

[–]MMSTINGRAY 7 points8 points ago

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Jesus wasn't white, but he wasn't black either.

[–]ofacup -4 points-3 points ago

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and you know how?

[–]Chaster321 0 points1 point ago

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Haven't you ever seen Dogma?

[–]MMSTINGRAY 0 points1 point ago

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Because I study history and I know quite a lot about the Late Roman Republic/Early Empire. If you are going to be pedantic then I suppose it is possible that Jesus is black however the chances of this are very very slim.

Just as you get some historians who are very anglo-centric you also get those who are afro-centric, these afro-centric historians often try to describe famous historical characters as being black africans, even when there is little evidence. One of the most famous debates is whether Cleopatra was black or eqyptian/arabic, this makes me laugh a lot seeing as in my opinion Cleopatra was probably greek looking, she was part of an hellenistic dynasty that practiced in-breeding.

EDIT: If the person meant that black is closer to how Jesus looked than the white depiction we commonly see then that is a whole seperate debate. What I thought was meant was that Jesus was black not white, which is false, he was probably neither.

[–]tehgama95 0 points1 point ago

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Maybe because the story took place in the middle east?

[–]chase_the_dragon -3 points-2 points ago

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Psssh I was there. Me and him were homeboys back in the day.

[–]ofacup -3 points-2 points ago

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cock

[–]zexon 2 points3 points ago

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Gives a new meaning to Jesus take the wheel.

[–]wwwomp 6 points7 points ago

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REPOST

[–]tresser 1 point2 points ago

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there's something sad about seeing a "new" post and the link is already purple.

[–]gstatty 1 point2 points ago

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He turned juice into gin and kept the leftover juice as mixer, then he turned that hocus pocus into the chronic and all rejoiced in the glory of the doggfather.

[–]ZakkDay 1 point2 points ago

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Coincidentally, I was listening to music and Snoop had the good grace to dance along to the beat. Good Dogg.

[–]DrZicter 1 point2 points ago

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And on the fifth day, all the pimps were in the crib.

[–]Vouk73 1 point2 points ago

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[–]yunbld 1 point2 points ago

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I hate that fucking word.

[–]stickybuds420 1 point2 points ago

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I got this role on my arm and im pouring sean don and I roll the best weed cause i've got it goin on

[–]feckineejit 1 point2 points ago

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Jizzeesus.

[–]BlueThundah 1 point2 points ago

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REPOST REPOST OMG THIS IS SO UNFUNNY BECAUSE I'VE SEEN IT BEFORE.

[–]dbeezy313 1 point2 points ago

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Really? Really. You're REALLY doing this. Damn dude. Not even a "How I feel when I..." post. Just straight up meme posting. I hope the karma was worth your soul sir.

[–]wolfincommand[S] 1 point2 points ago

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What soul?

[–]MrMoustachio 4 points5 points ago

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So how's your first day on the internet going?

[–]SirRosie 2 points3 points ago

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I remember this from the comments section of that Snoop post on the front page yesterday. What a coincidence!

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[–]snickersbarsaregood 2 points3 points ago

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It happened..

[–]youvebeentomahawked 0 points1 point ago

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..fo' shizzle.

[–]barker279 0 points1 point ago

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Actually,it's the exact same page.The exact same URL.I know that because this post was purple before I even clicked on it.

[–]Camayd 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you good sir. Much appreciated. May the swag be with you.

[–]meefjones 0 points1 point ago

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swack*

[–]Scipion 0 points1 point ago

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drop it like its hot

[–]asharkey3 0 points1 point ago

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I have no idea why but I read "Swag Jaws".... was extremely confused

[–]pancaker 0 points1 point ago

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Jesus was not black!

[–]HailToTheKing 0 points1 point ago

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Can someone please put the snoop gif in a school bus?

[–]Firewolf44 0 points1 point ago

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well no wonder everyone at the last sadar was trying to stay away from him XD

[–]lolodotkoli 0 points1 point ago

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This..this.. it just made my day and week. give ALL the upvotes!

[–]richard_photograph 0 points1 point ago

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snoop is better than jesus...that dude cant cut my lawn for shit

[–]scrubbyducky 0 points1 point ago

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browsing reddit while working (i'm a dj). this was moving exactly to the beat of the song i was playing. best part... the song was "you're so gangsta" by chromeo.

[–]DjTOTO 0 points1 point ago

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[–]nigger_haiku 0 points1 point ago

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I done be know dat

one of you niggas gonna

drop a dime on me.

an one of you is

gonna diss on me three times.

But dat's cool, homie.

But it's tha fifteenth

and we gots some wine and bread

Let's get crunk. word up.

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[–]llollercoaster -2 points-1 points ago

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I'm disappointment in the lack of sparkles and "blingee" logos.

[–]Thor4269 -2 points-1 points ago

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Swag is for boys.

Class is for men.

[–]Uglylicious99 -1 points0 points ago

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Fo Rizzle

[–]bootselectric -1 points0 points ago*

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That is a Jesus that will truly die for our sins

EDIT: Spins... fuck.

[–][deleted] -3 points-2 points ago

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This gif is so creative my balls just exploded.