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[–]NicolaiIronfist 29 points30 points ago

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I actually graduated tuna cum sandwich

[–]AwesomeCommentImages 2 points3 points ago

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[–]MrMagpie93 -2 points-1 points ago

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Lol

[–]NickDerpkins 19 points20 points ago

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[–]El-Dude 7 points8 points ago

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No, thank you

[–]CFritZ 5 points6 points ago

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I feel bad for workers that have to masturbate tuna for a damn sandwich.

[–]askburlefot 4 points5 points ago

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Yogi's cock is long and green - cucum, cucum, Yogi's cock is long and green he's a cucumber.

[–]BewareTheKraken 2 points3 points ago

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Some people just don't like mayonaise.

[–]otm_shank 1 point2 points ago

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It's tuna that has become a sandwich. (last part of def. 1)

[–]darkreality20 1 point2 points ago

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Anyone ever read The Dark Tower, by Stephen King? Seven books, about a Roland, a gunslinger who travels between parallel dimensions? Anyway, he's in 1999 in our world (I think) with his buddy Eddie, who he got out of 1986, and for some reason Eddie sends Roland into a deli for a cheese sandwich with extra mayo. And Roland's not from our world (I think he's from a post-nuclear future, e.g. Fallout) but he's a good sport, he says okay I can do this... When they meet back up, he hands Eddie the bag like it's got dog crap in it, and Eddie says, what's wrong? Roland says I made it just like you said, but they slapped this stuff that looks like come all over it. Eddie says oh, that's just mayonnaise. Roland says, whatever Eddie, enjoy your come and cheese sandwich, and walks off shaking his head. Best part of the series. I think it was in the 5th or 6th book. One of the times they go meet Stephen King (yes, Stephen King makes himself a character in the books).

[–]RiflemanLax 0 points1 point ago

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Why I remember this as well, I have no idea. That memory space could be better used for other info...

[–]wisewizard 0 points1 point ago

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..... i need to re-read those books...i have no memory of this place.

[–]darkreality20 0 points1 point ago

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Roland and Eddie were in Maine. Everyone else was elsewhere, New York mostly. Susannah may have still had the baby. It wasn't the first trip, with the shootout. Wish I could help you remember better. It was one of the best parts of the series.

[–]wisewizard 0 points1 point ago

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HAHA every teacher iv'e ever had has echoed that same sentiment, guess i'll just have to re-read it :)

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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I wonder what they meant to put?

[–]scots23 0 points1 point ago

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Usually it is the computer system that does this. I remember once while working an overnight retail shift, I happened across the sign that said "small rotating ass statue $19.95" I regret I never saw what item it was for.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Yeah, I've seen "ass" on my reciepts, then look at it later and wonder wtf I bought.

[–]deeweromekoms 1 point2 points ago

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No, thank you.

[–]SeventhString 0 points1 point ago

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This is just one of those foods you would rather buy than make yourself

[–]Insansta 0 points1 point ago

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Pretty cheap for some sperm that could have been babies one day.

[–]whiskeyeyes 0 points1 point ago

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When they said Honesty was a virtue, I am not sure this is what they had in mind.

[–]meriadocdog 0 points1 point ago

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I think it sounds delicious.

[–]stvrunner 0 points1 point ago

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Gross, tuna!

[–]vitaminpants 0 points1 point ago

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that's really cheap for a sandwich! i wonder why...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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I read this like. "No. Thank YOU!"

[–]YouKiddin 0 points1 point ago

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Well, at least way the bread will stick.

[–]wisewizard 0 points1 point ago

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I tried a magna cum latte once... it was awful.

[–]dcgi 0 points1 point ago

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How is "cum" an abbreviation of "cucumber" ಠ_ಠ

[–]SoftSoundings 0 points1 point ago

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I always thought they mixed the tuna with mayonnaise to fill sandwiches... I guess I was wrong!

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

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[–]amolad 0 points1 point ago

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For dessert, I want some ass fudge.

[–]s0cket 0 points1 point ago

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Actually I recommend the Buttfinger Blast.

http://imgur.com/gallery/T01ES

[–]Super_Ed 0 points1 point ago

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Too salty for me.

[–]RunPoopFapMaster 0 points1 point ago

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[–]pigggggy -1 points0 points ago

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