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[–]DiscoNude 719 points720 points ago

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Ah, real name Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta. Dumb brain assumed title to mean she was related to Gwen Stefani.

Stupid-stupid brain!

[–]mc66a 181 points182 points ago

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Stop insulting your brain. Last time I did that, it made me sing Whitney Houston's "I will always love you" for days.

[–]DeweyFat 181 points182 points ago*

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And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[–]Thepunk28 110 points111 points ago

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Will always love Yoooooooou

[–]alahos 72 points73 points ago

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Different angles... Odd.

aaaaaaaa

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cccccccc

iiiiiiiiii

oooooooo

wwwwwwww

[–]mahandal 28 points29 points ago

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a b c i o w? What is this code?

[–]alahos 52 points53 points ago

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Hey B, ciao!

[–]GargamelCuntSnarf 23 points24 points ago

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Yo I'm Cuban, B!

[–]lotictrance 24 points25 points ago

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AH YES, CUBAN B!

[–]JuniorsGrades 11 points12 points ago

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My name is Cuban Pete. I've got 10 pounds of hanging meat. And it goes jig jiggy boom, jig jiggy boom, jig jiggy boom.

[–]waitthissucks 3 points4 points ago

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No, they call me Cuban Pete!

[–]ModRod 3 points4 points ago

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Are you the king of the Rhumba beat?

[–]netraven5000 40 points41 points ago

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YYYYYY OOOOOO UUUUUU '''''' RRRRRR EEEEEE     TTTTTT HHHHHH EEEEEE

MMMMMM AAAAAA NNNNNN     NNNNNN OOOOOO WWWWWW

DDDDDD OOOOOO GGGGGG

[–]slickboarder89 5 points6 points ago

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Yesss... YESSS!!!

[–]hush_hush 1 point2 points ago

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Oh my god, it's like it's 3-D.

[–]trackrunner6969 1 point2 points ago

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Holy fuck I totally forgot about this.

[–]mwad 19 points20 points ago

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letter width...

[–]anonymousalterego 5 points6 points ago

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or keming.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Science!

[–]BlueThundah 178 points179 points ago

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THEY TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOING ANYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYWHEEEEEEEEEEniggerE

[–]SupersonicCicada 76 points77 points ago

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really? I don't remember the song going like that...

[–]Daedkro 59 points60 points ago

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the 80's were a different time

[–]ohlife 19 points20 points ago

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I think there was actually more wind back then.

[–]Basscsa 1 point2 points ago

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Well I do.

[–]Unanchored 1 point2 points ago

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[–]DeweyFat 19 points20 points ago

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[–]Evilduck17 5 points6 points ago

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Will always love noooooooodles!

[–]Dresden89 21 points22 points ago

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Is that before or after you masturbated at work?

[–]mc66a 41 points42 points ago

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Always during. I like to climax during the second chorus.

[–]B1Gpimpin 2 points3 points ago

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Shhhhh, he doesn't like being tagged with that information. :)

[–]ravkal 1 point2 points ago

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I also have him tagged with this information. It's important to know, in case I ever need to know that sort of thing, you know?

[–]B1Gpimpin 1 point2 points ago

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I'm gunna tag you as "guy who tags what I also tag." sound good?

[–]Llama_sex 3 points4 points ago

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YOU SIR FAPPED AT WORK.

[–]Ruanito_666 2 points3 points ago

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And once it made you masturbate at work, didn't it?

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[–]Shitwick 2 points3 points ago

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hey everybody! mc66a masterbates at work!

[–]sufficientlyadvanced 5 points6 points ago

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I hate you so very much.

[–]mc66a 8 points9 points ago

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Embrace it...AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[–]Roflmoo 4 points5 points ago

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Will always...

[–]mc66a 7 points8 points ago

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[–]kn0wph33r 1 point2 points ago

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Oh god what have you done?!

[–]AetherFlash 1 point2 points ago

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Too busy listening to the Space Jam theme for that to implant onto my brain.

Hah!

[–]blahblahblasphemy 1 point2 points ago

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EVERYBODY GET UP IT'S TIME TO SLAM NOW

[–]snacksident 1 point2 points ago

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quit beating off at work, dude.

[–]jackayjerkface 1 point2 points ago

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[–]WiteLite 1 point2 points ago

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Just like that time when you masturbated at work >_>

[–]spesic 2 points3 points ago

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You motherfucker... What have you done?! I cannot get it out of my head now. I hate you. Consider this a death threat!

[–]3obby 1 point2 points ago

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You are now breathing manually, and that your jaw has weight and you need to hold your mouth close, and you can't find a comfortable place in your mouth to rest your tongue.

[–]myselfoverwhelmed 11 points12 points ago

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So is it pronounced like Gwen Stefani, or "Steph-any"?

Wait I don't care...but I've already written it out...ellipses...

[–]draemscat 19 points20 points ago

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Stephano.

[–]Edso_828 2 points3 points ago

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Are we talking about starcraft 2?

[–]JacksWastedTime 4 points5 points ago

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Steph-on-e

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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Ah, real name Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta. Dumb brain assumed title to mean she was related to Gwen Stefani.

I read somewhere that that's one of the reasons she has a stage-name to begin with.

[–]LKS 1 point2 points ago

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Well, you could just leave some of them out.

Stefani Germanotta... Stefani german otter. If that isn't easy.

[–]goclairgo 155 points156 points ago

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[–][deleted] 32 points33 points ago

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TIL Lady Gaga was on The Sopranos.

[–]chainayalozhka 5 points6 points ago

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More specifically, in the scene where AJ and his friends trash the pool at the school.

[–]Miscellaneous_Item 27 points28 points ago

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If her male equivalent is Boy George then is she a lesbian?

[–]HeyLookANarwhal 35 points36 points ago

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She's bi.

[–]greg25 48 points49 points ago

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She's everything

[–]omelettegod 21 points22 points ago

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She's trisexual.... cuz she'll TRY anything.

Never envisioned myself quoting sex in the city over the internet....

[–]Rabble_Arouser 22 points23 points ago

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If it makes you feel any better, that quote actually originates from Cheech and Chong.:

Louis Corsican: The Evil Fuckaire - he's trisexual!

Lucian Corsican: Trisexual?

Louis Corsican: Yeah, he'll try anything: men, women, goats, chickens, dogs, mud... anything!

[–]Tfish 6 points7 points ago

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Wonder what kind of mud he was fucking.

I'd be down for it, but it doesn't seem like there would be enough texture. You'd have to create a very specific kind of mud.

[–]ungrateful104 1 point2 points ago

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[–]rotzooi 2 points3 points ago

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Or just flamboyant.

[–]OxymoronParadox 1 point2 points ago

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...you must not listen to many of her songs then.

[–]Miscellaneous_Item 2 points3 points ago

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No not really but I do know what they are about and now that you mention it I realize my stupidity.

[–]gekks 18 points19 points ago

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Oh look an actual picture of what her face used to look like. I don't know what OP thought he was posting.

[–]DoctorYuyi 22 points23 points ago

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I just love how everything there is still true today, which proves that she is authentic and not just making shit up to gain fans.

[–]emjaiz 16 points17 points ago

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Man I used to hate the shit out of Gaga, I used to call her ugly (I suppose it's her fashion).

Then I found out she can sing amazingly, play piano etc. And now I read her high school bio and it proves that she's legit. I got nothing but respect for her now. She really pretty in her non Gaga gear too.

[–]ByTheNineDivine 49 points50 points ago

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"Pet Peeve: 'Ordinary People.'"

Why does this anger me?

[–]Bubblebath_expert 6 points7 points ago

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Because "ordinary" is a vague word and you probably have something else in mind than her. I guess she means boring people who lead dispassionate lives.

[–]RoadDoggFL 26 points27 points ago

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Because the thought of somebody who voices his or her displeasure with being a drone differently than you do angers you.

For fuck's sake, it's an extremely common sentiment on reddit.

[–]buntH0LE 4 points5 points ago

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because it seems condescending

[–]withoutamartyr 24 points25 points ago

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Because only boring people who create a false identity for attention write things like "'ordinary' people"

[–]underline2 38 points39 points ago

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only boring people who create a false identity for attention

Meaning, all high schoolers.

[–]SargesHeroes 2 points3 points ago

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Is that Meadow's roommate?!

[–]redworm 5 points6 points ago

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[–]bethyweasley 98 points99 points ago

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i hear stefani and think gwen still

[–]Rodents210 28 points29 points ago

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I think in this case it's pronounced the same as Stephanie.

[–]slrarp 12 points13 points ago

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Now I'm thinking Lazy Town...

[–]ByTheNineDivine 31 points32 points ago

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IT'S A PIECE OF CAKE TO BAKE A PRETTY CAKE!!

[–]pnokey 33 points34 points ago

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BREAK IT DOWN BITCH

LEMME SEE YOU BACK IT UP

[–]ByTheNineDivine 21 points22 points ago

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GRAB THAT DICK IT'S YOURS BITCH!

[–]IrinotecanHCL 15 points16 points ago

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WHAT!

[–]slrarp 1 point2 points ago

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YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T BE LAZY!!

[–]ByTheNineDivine 4 points5 points ago

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NO YOU MEANT, "IF THE WAY IS HAZY!!"

[–]slrarp 1 point2 points ago

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oh

GOD DAMN YOU STEFANI!!!!!!

[–]rabbitchannel 1 point2 points ago

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[–]IZ3820 2 points3 points ago

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I hear Stefani and hear Spiderwebs, so don't sweat it.

[–][deleted] 51 points52 points ago

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Maybe I'm in a minority, but I like Lady GaGa, both the music and the act. I don't get the idea that she was 'better before' or was more genuine or anything - she's still making fun music and doing what she loves.

[–]beccaonice 6 points7 points ago

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I think she makes innovative pop/dance music with a lot of creativity and a good message. I have respect for her.

But you know, she's popular, so she doesn't get a lot of love around here.

[–]newtothelyte 71 points72 points ago

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Not to mention she has a nice little booty too

Maybe NSFW

[–]TheNerdling 23 points24 points ago

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[–]Grannyrape 161 points162 points ago

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I see a camel toe! MYTH: Busted.

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[–]spacelemon 141 points142 points ago

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honestly, penis or not I WOULD WRECK THAT

[–]ConfusesUrNameLoudly 227 points228 points ago

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I'D BE RIGHT BEHIND YOU, SPACE-LEMUR

[–]spacelemon 40 points41 points ago

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godamnit...
-edit- actually just looked at your post history, shits hilarious keep it up.

[–]ConfusesUrNameLoudly 127 points128 points ago

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TELL IT LIKE IT IS, SPARKLEMAN

[–]spacelemon 17 points18 points ago

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i almost spit pepsi out of all my face holes on this one

[–]ConfusesUrNameLoudly 83 points84 points ago

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THANKS, SOLOMON!

[–]spacelemon 13 points14 points ago

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you should head over to /r/nfl they'd get really pissed but i'd laugh

[–]ByTheNineDivine 16 points17 points ago

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Most of r/nfl is actually quite pleasant.

[–]spacelemon 9 points10 points ago

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i know i spend 90% of my reddit time there, but usually novelty accounts are downvoted to the core of the earth. I however enjoy them if they are super funny

[–]IMightBeAnEngineer 12 points13 points ago

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You, sir or madam, are most deserving of my coveted Seal of Approval

[–]jkats14 1 point2 points ago

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God damnit that seal is so cute.

[–]HappyDays7 3 points4 points ago

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Oh, God, I can't stop laughing. I'm going to read EVERYTHING YOU'VE EVER SAID until I get bored.

[–]ConfusesUrNameLoudly 19 points20 points ago

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WON'T TAKE YOU LONG, HIPPY-DAISY, I'VE ONLY BEEN HERE ABOUT A WEEK.

[–]WTFAlex 2 points3 points ago

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I look forward to all of your future posts.

[–]Wally_B 2 points3 points ago

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lost my shit at sparkleman, this was subpar from your previous work though.

[–]ConfusesUrNameLoudly 34 points35 points ago

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I'LL WORK ON IT, BUT NOT EVERYONE HAS A KICK-ASS NAME LIKE YOURS, WALLABY

[–]Loquacious_Fool 3 points4 points ago

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I loled

[–]ConfusesUrNameLoudly 23 points24 points ago

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I'LL TAKE THAT AS A COMPLIMENT, LIQUESCENT POOL

[–]Hindu_Wardrobe 2 points3 points ago

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Dude, can you imagine an army of space lemurs??

[–]Zimbardo 18 points19 points ago

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TUCK IT AND FUCK IT

[–]KingPhine 22 points23 points ago

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That there is a moose knuckle

[–]osprey_neaves 16 points17 points ago

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[–]Xarddrax 8 points9 points ago

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[–]I_hijack_threads 2 points3 points ago

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That's no camel's toe!

[–]wheatley_cereal 79 points80 points ago

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Fun fact: she died her hair blonde because with her natural hair color she kept getting mistaken for Amy Winehouse.

[–]boilerroombandit 221 points222 points ago

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Well that's not an issue any more.

[–]jetaimemina 90 points91 points ago

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Fun fact: she died

ಠ_ಠ

*dyed

[–]Jontenn 21 points22 points ago

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fun fact: Amy Winehouse died because she kept getting mistaken for Lady GaGa

[–]bamfsalad 10 points11 points ago

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They tried to make me go to rehab, but now I'm deeaaaddd deaaaadd deeaaaddd.

[–]GARBAGEDAYY 1 point2 points ago

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Also, when she had dark hair, her drama teachers at university would tell her she was "too ethnic" for the starring roles she wanted.

Source

[–]Exulted 27 points28 points ago

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I like Lady Gaga then and now, fuck the haters.

[–]madgraf 22 points23 points ago

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I always thought she looked hot in her episode of Boiling Points MTV: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-dQb0_kiXE

[–]Stillatin 2 points3 points ago

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wow she was mad cute

[–]pitrob80 278 points279 points ago

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She is fucking hot.

[–]Damaband41 12 points13 points ago

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No, it's just a good angle.

[–]State_Sen_Clay_Davis 25 points26 points ago

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[–]choubob 7 points8 points ago

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I dont understand how the ass is so fat, yet she's so thin elsewhere. magical.

[–]MacaMaca 9 points10 points ago

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well that picture has been photoshopped to fuck, so maybe thats it.

[–]CheezeGod 2 points3 points ago

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that was beautiful, man.

[–]Horseballs 1 point2 points ago

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Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit

[–]jimbozinoh 19 points20 points ago

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This joke doesn't do Michael Jackson any justice.

[–]Pravusmentis 18 points19 points ago

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should this be in /r/celebrityworship?

[–]IamDocbrown 10 points11 points ago

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Thats how I feel about every post concerning a celeb, my friend......every single one.

They're people

[–]thesithman 25 points26 points ago

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[–]godofallcows 3 points4 points ago

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I didnt know reddit disliked her, I think she's fucking awesome. not a huge fan of her music but she does some crazy shit.

[–]ThirdToeOnTheLeft 3 points4 points ago

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But I like Lady GaGa...

[–]I_Need_A_Beard 4 points5 points ago

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I think she's still hot. She probably needs help getting into those batshit-crazy outfits of hers, and I'd more than happily be the one who helps her get out of them.

[–]jacksonattack 7 points8 points ago

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Yeah, I'm sure she was really quite the outcast...

[–]Prepare2BPleasured 12 points13 points ago

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It was a slow and steady progression into insanity for her, my favorite song by far is "Eh, eh." It's right on the peak before she dove into mentalness. enjoy! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVEG793G3N4

[–]Cyralea 12 points13 points ago

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As a Canadian, I feel obliged to like that song.

[–]ENKC 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Anubis816 2 points3 points ago

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A really good song.

[–]kenba2099 2 points3 points ago

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Holy boner.

[–]Prepare2BPleasured 1 point2 points ago

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Right? I'm sure she would make me cry in bed with the things she would do. But she is still extra sexy, especially in that video

[–]LetsPlayHomoBall 1 point2 points ago

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Agreed. Love this song. Only one I like from her too.

[–]bowlofcantaloupe 2 points3 points ago

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She has some good tracks on an Album called Red and Blue pre-Lady GaGa. You can find them on YouTube

[–]dapms 2 points3 points ago

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But I couldn't fap to Tom Riddle.

[–]Nullberri 2 points3 points ago

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True, but I don't want to fuck tom riddle.

[–]slothenstein 2 points3 points ago

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Nicki Minaj transformation has been creepy too.

[–]gsmccabe 5 points6 points ago

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wow. she used to be super hot.

[–]ohsnapitsrags 12 points13 points ago

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2006, I went to purevolume.com and she was the featured artist on the frontpage, with that very pic. I downloaded the pic and it was the wallpaper on my desktop for an entire semester. Then she became the monster.

[–]ByTheNineDivine 2 points3 points ago

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A Little Monster. tehehehe...

Oh god what have I done?!?

[–][deleted] 10 points11 points ago

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She's a handsome woman. I think she's clever for inventing Lady Gaga as a parody of folks like Madonna or Shakira

[–]ricktencity 15 points16 points ago

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Nowadays she's made her point and is basically a parody of herself. Also, Shakira, what?

[–]HappyDays7 3 points4 points ago

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Not so much a parody as she saw she could be successful if she mirrored them as opposed to the moderate fame she had before.

[–]andrewsmith1986 48 points49 points ago*

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TIL I would have asked Lady Gaga on a date.

[–]LeonHRodriguez 16 points17 points ago

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Didn't you hook up with her once?

I seem to remember discussing that with a redditor, and I think it may have been you

[–]FelixLeiter 16 points17 points ago

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I made out with Katherine McPhee, does that count?

[–]angreesloth 3 points4 points ago

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[–]FelixLeiter 12 points13 points ago

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[–]angreesloth 4 points5 points ago

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This is one of my favorite gifs.

[–]ByTheNineDivine 1 point2 points ago

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If you're telling the truth, then...

approving nod

[–]FelixLeiter 2 points3 points ago

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You could say I had...

puts on sunglasses

McFever

[–]ByTheNineDivine 1 point2 points ago

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Yeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!

But seriously, fuck you. ;_;

[–]feureau 52 points53 points ago

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I would still ask her out on a date.

There I said it: on my own main personal account! And not a throwaway

[–]darpho 20 points21 points ago

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Karmawhore.....

[–]feureau 5 points6 points ago

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Correction: Karma Pimp. I didn't whore out a ridiculous amount of karma just to stay a whore thank you very much.

[–]darpho 1 point2 points ago

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I was thinking more along the lines of you whored out your main account saying you would still ask Lady Gaga on a date for karma.

[–]stryder3323 3 points4 points ago

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Verified: 113k comment karma.

Could not be a throwaway, unless very stupid.

[–]feureau 3 points4 points ago

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shrugs

You never know, you know. At any time, anything could blow up, perhaps if this "stupidity" somehow becomes internet-famous, and Mother Monster caught wind, I may finally get that date.

Ah, well.. one can dream

[–]stryder3323 1 point2 points ago

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I'm watching that episode of Futurama.

... I feel like I should take you on a date now, dressed up as Stefani, but you wouldn't want that.

[–]feureau 1 point2 points ago

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Why wouldn't I want that?

Slap on your meat suit, and let's have a great night out.

[–]Kazinsal 1 point2 points ago

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I looked at your join date and was like "holy shit 2008 was FOUR YEARS AGO".

[–]KevinDurden 4 points5 points ago

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Relevant video of her pre-GaGa playing piano at NYU.

Seriously, incredible talent.

[–]CitizenBonks 7 points8 points ago

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Now if only I can find her old diary which is in reality a horcrux. Then me and the younger ghost/whatever of her can do all the things.

[–]Punkwasher 1 point2 points ago

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I see her fashion sense was more... conventional back then!

[–]boblazar 1 point2 points ago

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On Mtv's Boiling Point..... my goodness. http://www.redbalcony.com/?vid=25666

[–]Mikulak25 1 point2 points ago

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I think you just mean dark hair Gaga.

[–]FedsAgainstGunS 1 point2 points ago

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actually looks attractive here

[–]ForTheBacon 1 point2 points ago

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Haters gon' hate, OP

[–]tobycrisis 1 point2 points ago

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[–]Sengura 1 point2 points ago

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She's so much hotter with out her orange melted latex covered faux Pelican feather body suits and tribal face paints with 4 inch silver eyelash extenders.

[–]alahos 1 point2 points ago

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I'm a Lady GaGa hipster... I thought she was hot before you all did.

[–]Sindelian 1 point2 points ago

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This is a hilarious joke which I have never seen before many times and was definitely not stolen from a top rated YouTube comment.

[–]partanimal 4 points5 points ago

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That seems like an unnecessarily mean comparison.