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[–]jjness 99 points100 points ago

Buying one of those horse head masks would be infinite return on investment.

[–]Fully-Torqued 34 points35 points ago

No.. Sir.. Owning a miniature donkey that shits cigarets is an investment with infinite return.

[–]ngoldrach 8 points9 points ago

my friend has one... Proof that they can be bought.

[–]Fully-Torqued 9 points10 points ago

ಠ_ಠ

[–]jjness 4 points5 points ago

You meant a live one, didn't you? I don't think anyone else understood that.

[–]Fully-Torqued 1 point2 points ago

Either way.. I would get so much poon.. Yew feal me?

[–]Trashyy 2 points3 points ago

Have one sitting on my desk. They do exist.

[–]8258851511 -3 points-2 points ago

Not to be a dick, but that's only proof they can be possessed. By SATAN.

[–]airshipget 0 points1 point ago

I had one like fifteen years ago, they are incredibly breakable.

[–]tychobrahesmoose 6 points7 points ago

True - plus you could start getting karma by contributing to /r/horsemask

[–]OctilleryLOL 4 points5 points ago

This is a thing!?

[–]tychobrahesmoose 6 points7 points ago

You're on the Internet, dude. Everything's a thing.

[–]TreS-2b 6 points7 points ago

PACK IT UP EVERYBODY, IT'S TIME TO GO HOME.

[–]Captainpatch 5 points6 points ago

Yes, but every time I see one I think of the "Four Horsemen" part of Det Satan Club.

That just makes it more hilarious though.

[–]heartcooksbrain 1 point2 points ago

I own this horsehead mask and also an elephant that shits cigarettes. Thanks to woot, actually.

[–]jjness 0 points1 point ago

Ah! I try to check woot daily, and even try to follow woot-offs, but never have I seen such treasures! All woot seems to be these days are vaccuum cleaners and leftover movie tie-in Razer mouses.

[–]frissonFry 0 points1 point ago

I own one and can confirm this.

[–]monkikuso 0 points1 point ago

I have one and I can confirm it is.

[–]quartersmostly 15 points16 points ago

It's better with sound.

[–]snoharm 2 points3 points ago

Top comment translates to "Maine Guy by eight forty-five!". Can anyone explain that, or translate مين جاي عن طريق التاسعه الا ربع ! better?

[–]TI3GIB 5 points6 points ago

It's arabic for "Who's here because of 8:45 ?" which must be some sort of blog, website or something.

[–]snoharm 1 point2 points ago

Thanks, I think.

[–]AryaDee 2 points3 points ago

maine guy got shot wit ate fody fives

[–]Shorkan 0 points1 point ago

It's indeed way better.

[–]lawlshane 15 points16 points ago

looks like a donkey

[–]domkirkpatrick 4 points5 points ago

Sp00n!!! :O

[–]E_Towns_Finest 4 points5 points ago

Is this sp00n? In the mask

[–]destroyosaurusrex 10 points11 points ago

I'm more excited about the donkey that poops cigarettes..

[–]rugtoad 5 points6 points ago

Here ya go.

And for 10 bucks, quite a deal. Back when I was a smoker in college, I had one of those things. My wife pitched it, which makes me somewhat sad. I would have liked to have at least seen it get passed on to another appreciative smoker...

[–]SmokingMakesMeCool 1 point2 points ago

No no no... My wife has one of these donkeys... and as a smoker, it makes me want to quit.

[–]blackmang 3 points4 points ago

Then in my opinion, it has done its job and more.

[–]SmokingMakesMeCool 0 points1 point ago

Haha. Close... very close... but then my username would no longer apply and we all know that just won't work.

[–]mrwhistler 0 points1 point ago

My favorite part is the Horse Head Mask under "Things you may also like"

[–]21007 7 points8 points ago

the only interesting thing Sarah Jessica Parker has ever done

[–]NoFXShun 5 points6 points ago

Not sure why I laughed so hard at this.

[–]farfle10 0 points1 point ago

the horse head definitely

[–]vaginaface 1 point2 points ago

Got one of these masks recently as a birthday present for my little brother. It's been 2 weeks of nonstop messing with people.

[–]chis 1 point2 points ago

My friend took a hit of salvia then put on his horse head. It's fair to say he bucked all over the fucking place in terror then pulled it off his head and stared intently into the wall.

[–]Cveezy 1 point2 points ago

What an ass.

[–]regisfrost 1 point2 points ago

She*

[–]AlwaysLupus 1 point2 points ago

For some reason I expected the cigarette to be lit. That reminds me, wasn't there a massive Reddit post some time ago about someone who was going to make a self-lighting match box?

[–]cDoubt 1 point2 points ago

Obligatory comment about how I lost it at the end

[–]myfivelies 1 point2 points ago

You can get one at Archie McPhee, I bought one years ago for my then smoking boy.

[–]b1u3 1 point2 points ago

Who knew Sarah Jessica Parker smoked?

[–]BurnRaptor 1 point2 points ago

Sp00n smokes? I am dissapoint in you Sp00n.

[–]clowncrusher 1 point2 points ago

Wow they let sarah jessica parker do commercials now

[–]nyxin 2 points3 points ago

I wish you could have seen my friends delight when we got him one of these for Christmas one year. Like the face of a 5 year old. =)

[–]jeppethe 1 point2 points ago

Regularly I don't call out on reposts, but this one might just be old enough for a new generation of people to see.

[–]tronn4 1 point2 points ago

But it's a donkey

[–]SirHumanoid 1 point2 points ago

Damn...I remember this...lol

Someone we knew had had it since the 70s...Nice find...lol

[–]uglylove 0 points1 point ago

I found one of these on a bench in Victoria.

[–]ltgraham 0 points1 point ago

I would be a 2pack day with this

[–]Voltorbs_Anus 0 points1 point ago

He's smoking out of his own ass

[–]dreamerkid001 0 points1 point ago

Secretariat?

[–]ricehq 0 points1 point ago

No Sir. I don't like it.

[–]LikesGirls 0 points1 point ago

This was a prop in Hairspray.

[–]theycallmeshort 0 points1 point ago

IDK why but this kind of just looks like it would be the beginning to a really bad porno...

[–]riotingonthewall 0 points1 point ago

A horse smoking a camel that came out of a donkey's ass. huh.

[–]hitops 0 points1 point ago

how many times am I going to see this on my internets......?

[–]bazanko 0 points1 point ago

Directed by M. Night ShamalamaDingDong.

[–]nekrozis 0 points1 point ago

I have one of those horse cigarette dispensers.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

Directed by M. Night Shy-neigh-lan.

[–]ReverendShot777 0 points1 point ago

My great grandfather used to have one of these, the 4 year old me thought it was the funniest thing in the world.

[–]besst 0 points1 point ago

Someone's been shopping at Archie McPhee's!

[–]skitso 0 points1 point ago

I have this very donkey. Lol

[–]adobe1kinobe 0 points1 point ago

THATS A HORSE NOT A CAMEL!!!

[–]binlargin 0 points1 point ago

Ass to ass to mouth

[–]stare824 0 points1 point ago

I used one of thoughs for my crayons when I was little...took me forever to get the right one...

[–]amyriverpondsong 0 points1 point ago

I kind of wish he was wearing the unicorn mask...

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

what have you done to rarity!?

[–]Teddysean 0 points1 point ago

This is the most dumbass thing I've seen today. Quit horsing around.

[–]jollytrolley 0 points1 point ago

The website that is known for selling those two products (mcfee) should have the sense to put things like this up as a sponsored post.

[–]stevesonaplane 0 points1 point ago

A horse-man smoking a Camel from a donkey's butt. I've been to a circus, a rodeo and a world fair and that is the stupidest thing I've heard...

[–]I_FISTED_VOLDEMORT 0 points1 point ago

What an ass.

[–]drhappycat 0 points1 point ago

Belongs in r/fifthworldpics

[–]SixxSixxSixxthDemon 0 points1 point ago

I saw this on r/fifthworldpics. It's like a second r/wtf...

[–]mattyJbird 0 points1 point ago

directed by M night shamalamading dong

[–]Jon76 0 points1 point ago

Where I'm from, that there's called a donkey... not a camel.

[–]Bounceupinher[S] 0 points1 point ago

There was a camel, donkey, and horse in the gif.

[–]Jon76 0 points1 point ago

I see no camel... Unless.... the cigarette?

[–]Caboose727 0 points1 point ago

Didn't know sp00n smoked...

[–]tinysalmon4 0 points1 point ago

My girlfriend's roommate owns that exact same cigarette dispenser. So Jelly.

[–]thr33sheets 0 points1 point ago

so this is what ass to mouth is

[–]eminai2 0 points1 point ago

Loved the idea..

[–]fistofthenorthstar 0 points1 point ago

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[–]jh99 0 points1 point ago

"Come on, you just pulled this out of your ass!"

[–]PoliticallyConcerned 0 points1 point ago

Still my favorite gif.

[–]MrClocky -2 points-1 points ago

Did you just find the internet? Fuck off.

[–]ThanksForTheBowl 0 points1 point ago

Look at Sarah Jessica Parker smoke.

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point ago

HORSE!!!!!

[–]Losjim 0 points1 point ago

Directed by M Night Shyamalan...

[–]AndyTran 1 point2 points ago

M Neight Shyamalan

FTFY

[–]AndyTran 2 points3 points ago

[–]artful_dodger 0 points1 point ago

Here is one place where you can buy one. (only $10)

[–]fan_22 0 points1 point ago

Holy crap!!! My grandparents had one of these. I remember playing with it when i was 5 years old and being weirdly fascinated by it.

[–]backstabbingbetty -1 points0 points ago

sp00n?

[–]hypereality -1 points0 points ago

I have one of those that's an elephant.

[–]Weechickadee -1 points0 points ago

I got one of those!!

[–]nan0s -1 points0 points ago

Every time I watch this I expect to to see something else instead of the horse's head.

[–]SkepticalZack -2 points-1 points ago

Sarah you so silly.

[–]DuckTruck -2 points-1 points ago

Haha really got me at the end

[–]lwalsh42094 -2 points-1 points ago

directed by M. Night Shyamalan

[–]rugtoad -1 points0 points ago

The video, and the ordering information for your very own donkey cigarette dispenser, can be found here.

[–]Zombie_Lenin -1 points0 points ago

That's hardly wtf worthy. This is more like it: http://youtu.be/ffDPTKn7HiY

[–]DinoDuckROAR -1 points0 points ago

Yeah, that totally makes you want to continue smoking. Getting cigarettes out of a camels ass.

[–]sstonn -1 points0 points ago

Everytime I see someone with one of these masks i'm reminded of sp00nerism.