Me watching my neighbor throw her boyfriend's belongings out a 2nd story window.

scootunit · 5 months

I was hoping for a tv with a game controller still attached mid flight.

prdors · 5 months

Now would be your best chance to swoop in and pick up the scraps. I've heard dropping a magnum wrapped with a 100 dollar bill is a good start.

ambivilant · 5 months

You know what would have actually been funny? A picture of the incident occurring.

KingPhine · 5 months

Pics or it didn't happen

IamGrimReefer · 5 months

oh yeah! i have neighbors that fight and it is awesome!

one time i was walking my dog and they were fighting on their balcony. the boyfriend evidently told his buddy he could move in with them, and the girlfriend was the only name on the lease and she wasn't having it. it was amazing. the boyfriend was clueless and didn't care, he just kept saying, "but baby i already told him yes," and the girlfriend was all, "fuck no! i pay the rent and your name isn't on the lease, you have to get my permission!" so this is going on on their balcony and i'm clearly on the side walk 12 feet below them. however, my dog is taking a shit so i am free to stand there and listen.

the parking lot is on my side of the building so i get to see their fights that take place near their cars. those are always good b/c it usually involves the boyfriend trying to go out when the girlfriend doesn't want him to, or the fights when one of them gets home and the other one is so angry they can't wait for them to get to the apartment. the other day i couldn't tell what they were yelling about, but the girl was in her car leaving and the guy just kept yelling, "if you leave i'm eating the chicken! i don't care, GO but i'm eating the chicken. I'm gonna eat it I swear!! NAH fuck that! i'm eating DAT CHICKEN!!!"

they're pretty cool neighbors.

MadeSenseAtTheTime · 5 months

Woah. Wait. You're a cat?

buttdoctabutt · 5 months

Why didn't you film it? Redditors sometimes man...

nwow · 5 months

Pootie! Pootie, don't go!

ReginaldPress · 5 months

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codygt07 · 5 months

ooohhhhh!!

emlgsh · 5 months

I do not mean to alarm you, but you may be a cat.

KillerOrange · 5 months

*ex-boyfriend's

[deleted] · 5 months

I wish that I could give you more upvotes, but unfortunately reddit doesn't allow anymore

registered_redditor · 5 months

The Rural Juror

IAmAnAnonymousCoward · 5 months

Come on guys, let's not upvote some generic reaction .gif to the top of /r/all.

TwoLegsJoe · 5 months

FTFY

UnknownArchive · 5 months

Anyone seeking more info might also check here:

title	comnts	points	age	/r/
How I feel when I finally understand a joke...	1^com	12^pts	5^dys	funny
cat siren	0^coms	0^pts	9^dys	GifSound
That moment you find a subreddit for your obscure hobby	0^coms	10^pts	6^mos	pics
My face when I finish an episode of Ringer	0^coms	4^pts	20^hrs	funny
Cats while you're emptying their litter boxes.	4^coms	-2^pts	25^dys	funny
this sums up my experience at the Dentists today	0^coms	0^pts	1^mo	funny
He said WHAT?!	5^coms	33^pts	3^mos	funny
After years of needing glasses, this is how I felt after buying a pair today (x-post)	35^coms	244^pts	6^mos	gifs
Ahhhhhhhh...	0^coms	-1^pt	1^mo	funny

source: karmadecay

LE_LE_LE_STFU · 5 months

Could have sworn it would be this gif

Miscellaneous_Item · 5 months

I would be more like this

Nastrodamous · 5 months

How unstable do you have to be to destroy other peoples things?

evanthesquirrel · 5 months

Dis gon b gud

JaTinkles · 5 months

Had a roomate last year that would do this almost monthly, suffice it to say it was the most entertaining year of my life.

tweedledee3inatree · 5 months

the head cock is the best part

HardlyWorkinDBA · 5 months

You missed a magic karma opportunity.

tedpundy · 5 months

How cliche

Logical_Troll · 5 months

I had my mouth open when i saw this and i thought it was my reflection.

owlu · 5 months

Do you happen to live in Dallas?

THIR13EN · 5 months

you mean ex-boyfriend, right? :)

IncarnatedFate · 5 months

That's when you shout to her, "IF YOU WANT TO MAKE HIM JEALOUS, HAVE SEX WITH ME!"

samfo · 5 months

"Because how hard is it to poach a goddamn egg?!"

JimmehFTW · 5 months

This gif with the appropriate soundtrack http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G47YI1pYH6I

bartholomew5 · 5 months

I love this gif!

Blick · 5 months

That's how I found my roommate. Instruments leaning against the dumpster, clothes and boxes strewn about.

MangoTogo · 5 months

Instead of watching I would run over and ask "can I have any of this here?"

Confucius_says · 5 months

i never did understand the whole "toss it out the window" thing. I mean it in most cases would actually be easier to shove things out the door. especially in an apartment.

luft-waffle · 5 months

Can't he sue the bitch? I mean how do people get away with this?

SpleeBeans · 5 months

It's the sort of experience where you go, "That isn't cool. What if that stuff's expensive?"

And it slowly turns into, "Oh man, that looks heavy. Dis gon' be good."

And finally, "Damn. She ran out of stuff."

verybadsheep · 5 months

Get out right MEOW!!

Guano_Loco · 5 months

He's so catty

smilingonion · 5 months

You always hear about crazy exes but here is a story told to me out of the blue from MY CE

She was living in the Philippines(she was from the USA just working there) and she had a live-in boyfriend with whom she had a son...she was suspicious thinking he might be cheating on her but said nothing until she had proof(this proof was her walking in on him and his latest squeeze in THEIR bed)...she turned around and left the house and didn't come back until he left for work the next day

She put all his possessions(stereo, clothes,etc.) in the front yard and set the pile on fire

She then called their version of drug enforcement and told them he was a drug dealer then called their version of the IRS and told them he was not paying all his taxes then she took their son and left the country

To date he has not seen or heard from his son in over 20 years

Then she looked at me but said nothing more... I got the message...I fuck around on her and she will fuck my life up

BTW Her little tale worked...I never cheated on her

clayclayclay · 5 months

So gay people will marry each other and WWIII?!

memebase_blows · 5 months

I was laughing so hard it took my 8 clicks to upvote.

shoes_of_mackerel · 5 months

You must be mistaken. That's that GIF of the shocked-looking cat again.

MathewMurdock · 5 months

Oh no she didn't.

fick_Dich · 5 months

is she hot?

it_wasnt_me_ · 5 months

so she is single now? :-)

butterball1 · 5 months

You seem a little surprized. Perhaps you didn't realise they were having difficulties.

skoorbevad · 5 months

This should be relevant: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-Df8uIr3k0#t=4m30s

herpnderplurker · 5 months

I never got why females thought it was Ok to throw your shit out the window. Bitch I'm paying for the place

r_slash_reactiongifs · 5 months

Having you inside me will make me happy.

Radico87 · 5 months

ex girlfriends can be far too emotional and prone to overreaction. I've had some crazies whom I still don't really understand.

WillNotConform · 5 months

I think your just making all that up to whore for karma. Pics or it didn't happen.

prodigyx · 5 months

Not funny. Keep the cat garbage in /r/aww where it belongs.

declan_doesnt_know · 5 months

poor choice of title but good gif

MidEastBeast777 · 5 months

I know where they'll be goin next... Judge Judy. The people are real, the cases are real, the ruling is final... This.. is Judge Judy.

Tigeroovy · 5 months

I was hoping it would be an actual photo of the event.

samebudalenaRedditu · 5 months

The buss can't swim.

insanj · 5 months

Sounds a little like the first episode Breaking Bad to me

Okense · 5 months

He should have listened to Reddit and not stuck his dick in crazy.

t_bone_malone · 5 months

this is still one of my favorites :)

fogoticus · 5 months

J. K. Simmons laughing.gif when that guy storms in the house yelling "I PAYED FOR THIS HOUSE IT AIN'T YOURS BITCH" and does the same thing she did.

[deleted] · 5 months

Enough with this stupid fucking cat. Yes, it makes a funny face. Jesus Christ, must every post be a gif of this damn cat???

TruthinessHurts · 5 months

You should have submitted a pic of that. That would have been worth an upvote. This? Not so much.

EternalBlood11 · 5 months

Best gif ever... Kudos OP.

dongslayer · 5 months

me sucking off my 5 year old nephew

huzzakawah · 5 months

Such a stupid post.

drgk · 5 months

You posted a stupid reaction gif instead of the actual video? You should be banned.

clickwir · 5 months

Hey look, old picture with new title. Stop this. There's a lot of this going on recently and it's fucking annoying.

BYoungNY · 5 months

am I the only one who read the title in a caveman voice?

marley88 · 5 months

What is this shit? It's ok to repost suff if you make up some bullshit story now? Fuck that, downvoted.

funny

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