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[–]ThaUniversal 13 points14 points ago

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This is how I feel every morning in the shower.

[–]sylviaplath 10 points11 points ago

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[–]brazthemad 9 points10 points ago

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BRUSHY BRUSHY

[–]MyN3rdySWAG 4 points5 points ago

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And I cry whenever I see a spider...

[–]robobot 4 points5 points ago

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[–]LilZuplado 3 points4 points ago

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Voldemort, the carefree days.

[–]shamu2893 2 points3 points ago

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Honey, go clean the snake

[–]Jaboomaphoo 2 points3 points ago

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It's very important for boys to learn to keep their snake clean

[–]Caldvan 2 points3 points ago

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[–]riser 5 points6 points ago

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Assuming you're talking about Sambath. He's Cambodian.

[–]ViralVV 1 point2 points ago

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Thanks for posting!!

[–]zoltar_says 1 point2 points ago

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i wish there were more people like you.

[–]Rico75 1 point2 points ago

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Let me just wash my snake, I"ll be out in a minute.

[–]skizfrenik_syco 1 point2 points ago

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aww, the snakes pet is cleaning him

[–]Love_is_colorblind 1 point2 points ago

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GREAT SCOT! Voldemorts back!

[–]amberbmx 4 points5 points ago

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"if i fits, i sits"

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points ago

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Old or not: I still love that snake!

[–]GoddamnSometimesY 0 points1 point ago

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0.0 a parseltongue!

[–]Jayda5th 0 points1 point ago

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Thank you OP for not posting in wtf!

[–]eX_cite 0 points1 point ago

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Honey what are you doing?! Oh nothin mom just brushing my snake head.

[–]patapasta811 0 points1 point ago

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Mowgli, no! Don't trust in him!

[–]Mikeonourroof 0 points1 point ago

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Wakey wakey hands off snakey!

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[–]turnleftdale -5 points-4 points ago

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Awesome 5 year old repost.