Ok I know what the first girl is doing, but what is the 2nd girl doing?

Belgian_Rofl · 5 months

2 person CPR; One pumps, the other blows.

vlarn · 5 months

Giving him a reason to live

tamnoswal · 5 months

All part of the plan

peace_off · 5 months

She is blowing air into his lungs to make him breathe again.

guynamedjames · 5 months

Ignoring the girl on the chest apparently delivering breaths through his belly button, this is still terrible technique. They're supposed to drag him a minimum 6 ft. from the water's edge in case they need to use a defibrillator, the girl on the head didn't properly open up his airway, and is actually resting on her right arm and the two of them should be on opposite sides in order to allow better access.

sigh

failed_novelty · 5 months

One is saving his life.

The other is making it worth living.

Ziro427 · 5 months

Extra credit.

solidsharkey · 5 months

Probably watching to see if his chest rises to make sure the airway isn't blocked.

YouEnglishNotSoGood · 5 months

She's giving me a boner. That's what she's doing.

black_osiris · 5 months

You see son, when a man and a woman and a woman love each other very much...

St3vil · 5 months

Saving his life OBVIOUSLY

themndanny · 5 months

This could've been taken yesterday and she probably thought he needed it.

One_nice_atheist · 5 months

Her job.

bmx2cu · 5 months

dem asses

trollinDC · 5 months

penile resuscitation

efxRencor · 5 months

She is administering a tobacco smoke enema!

KalashnikovArms · 5 months

Don't Just Stare At It, Eat It!

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almostascientist · 5 months

Dick Compressions

SadSappySuckerX9 · 5 months

Mouth-to-penis resuscitation?

Pravusmentis · 5 months

Fun fact if you don't know.

If you ever have to do CPR just do it to the beat of 'Stayin' alive', don't even bother with breaths if you don't know CPR, just pump the heart

edit: doing real CPR you might break their ribs while force pumping their heart, this is okay, keep going. Also 30 seconds of CPR is going to seem like a long time, 5 minutes is going to seem much much longer. But don't quit.

WillDanceForMonkey · 5 months

Well.. I'd personally wake quicker from unconsciousness by what #2 is doing than what #1 is. Just sayin'.

stonetalon · 5 months

she's checking for vitals.....

tha_man6789 · 5 months

She's kind of late for steak and bj day and i dont even see the steak

BUMBLETOR · 5 months

she's doing the same thing as the first one, sticking out her buttocks for us to appreciate.

Bing10 · 5 months

NSFW - tag it people. NSFW doesn't mean nudity, it means "I wouldn't want my boss to see this on my screen if he walked by my desk"

Lillipout · 5 months

It's called "raising the dead".

Reddit_User-256 · 5 months

Just making sure he wakes up happy.

nslung · 5 months

If it was Mar 14, first girl was feeding him steak and the second, well, you know.

Sammyscrap · 5 months

Moral support

FoieTorchon · 5 months

Think we can get a zoom in side by side of Dem Asses?

railroad-redditor · 5 months

Will to live is a major factor in recovery. She's just reminding him why he wants to live.

jt2515 · 5 months

Who cares?

alcakd · 5 months

Reviving the dead one-eyed snake.

endercoaster · 5 months

Chest compressions.

the_cdl · 5 months

He choked eating his steak on steak and a BJ day.

Ruined534 · 5 months

She's giving him a reason to fight for his life.

Rustiest_Venture · 5 months

Presenting.

clemsonpk · 5 months

I'm pretty sure the second girl has a higher chance of reviving him.

SmallRocks · 5 months

She's trying to reinflate him.

shredthegnar · 5 months

The more important job

samdecimus · 5 months

suckin his dick, duh

H8rade · 5 months

I think it's called a "blowjob."

wowfan85 · 5 months

Because I don't see anyone else saying it... There's actually a second person being helped that you cannot see in the picture. Notice the extra arm right below the man's armpit.

Ninjatree · 5 months

Porn. They are doing porn.

Theybetrollin3390 · 5 months

Getting the blood flow back. No chest compression necessary

ChachiArcola · 5 months

March 15th...CPR and a blowjob day...

lolwutmang · 5 months

She is giving air to his smaller and more sensitive head

elsoolnosam · 5 months

photoshop win

WeAreWonderfulNow · 5 months

Speaking of a couple of nice asses. Here is an image that you will enjoy and remember for a long time!

Jessica Alba & Eva Longoria, together. Simply Amazing

wango138 · 5 months

I think she's giving me a boner.

paulitoo · 5 months

Wait, what ? I was to busy looking at the Ass...

Impsychosocial666 · 5 months

RAPE!

bitchpotatobunny · 5 months

Wait, they're doing something?

reynej · 5 months

I've got a pretty good idea of what she is doing and it's not shaking his hand.

PariahArtsLtd7 · 5 months

WRONG LIPS!!!

it_wasnt_me_ · 5 months

teamwork man. teamwork.

iScreme · 5 months

There's more than one way to blow a d... I'll let myself out.

Maparyetal · 5 months

The real question is: where can we get the tape?

butterball1 · 5 months

Ok, so what IS the first girl doing, then?

byrdmanrising · 5 months

It's the kid from the Sandlot.... His tricks at deception have gotten much better, as you can see...

sigmapi87 · 5 months

nice.

arcanition · 5 months

Mouth-to-Vagina Resuscitation

DoubleSpinalTap · 5 months

Who cares...?

setsu_desu · 5 months

...it right

JuiceboxSC2 · 5 months

If you don't know what the second girl is doing, I don't think you actually know what the first girl is doing...

DecafFaun93 · 5 months

She's doing the kansas city shuffle.

Skrimshander · 5 months

I don't know what she's doing, but I support it.

BaconButter007 · 5 months

Squints at it again

tubergibbosum · 5 months

Makes perfect sense. I mean, if anything's going to bring a guy back from the edge of death…

Sanity_prevails · 5 months

I don't know what they are doing, but I'd do them both

lastrites17 · 5 months

To be boring and lame, maybe checking for a pulse in his groin (easiest to detect)

reaverdude · 5 months

hello

[deleted] · 5 months

Providing a view.

xrukux · 5 months

Actually I think you misinterpret what the first girl is doing. She only covers the second girl and we all know what she is doing, right? ;)

PolardOOd · 5 months

I don't know what shes doing but I know what I want to do...

[deleted] · 5 months

posing for a picture.

OneBar · 5 months

Turning me on.

allyourbase1 · 5 months

Seizing the opportunity

Waiting_in_a_Eye_Que · 5 months

Does it matter?

Ragamuffinking · 5 months

Yeah, I'm totally with you. I have no idea what the 2nd girl is doing to that guy's mouth.

TwStDoNe · 5 months

The real question is where is this beach?

Tunis1jp · 5 months

Chest "compressions"

SpydaX10 · 5 months

You think you know what the first girl is doing.

KarmakazeNZ · 5 months

Mouth to Mouth Resuscitation

ForeverAloneAlone · 5 months

His penis need resuscitating too man.

bronk1977 · 5 months

Maybe she thinks she's trying to save a turtle.

tecksbuk · 5 months

She's reviving his penis, of course.

gumbogogo · 5 months

Didn't you see SNL last Saturday? She's hitting him in the balls to bring him back to life, duh.

Trolling_Stone · 5 months

She's applying the breast feeding principle "If he blows in one, does the other one get bigger?" except with the subjects being penis and lungs.

mrcleatus · 5 months

the very thing that will wake me up if I drown.

ZuFFuLuZ · 5 months

I'd say it's from a porn. Baywatch the XXX parody or something.

homewrddeer · 5 months

terrible form.... the girl administering breaths should be looking down his body from the head so the girl administering compressions can get right up next to his rib cage. he also should be at least 6 feet away from that water, god forbid they need to use an aed

astrower · 5 months

They have to make sure both heads are ok.

Mikey-2-Guns · 5 months

Making sure he goes happy if the first girl doesn't save him, or giving him a nice surprise if she does?

Messiah-complex · 5 months

Presenting.

conspiracy_thug · 5 months

dat rescue.

Withnails · 5 months

The second one is making sure no air escapes?

confessin · 5 months

Ohh the best wake up ever..

jaydude115 · 5 months

Might not be what you think either, your not supposed to do mouth to mouth anymore

SteelPillow · 5 months

bass to mouth

closecall81 · 5 months

DM:LH

mouichido_21 · 5 months

If one doesn't get him up the other one sure will.

gruder · 5 months

Making this picture twice as interesting.

xerogeist · 5 months

The only thing missing from this picture is a sandwich.

GameBoiye · 5 months

She's a day off on the official date of the Steak and BJ day?

Spiderdan · 5 months

As Angelica would say, "If you have to ask, you'll never know."

slashsigh · 5 months

In her first aid training they didn't have enough dummies to practice on, so she got an inflatable raft.

Redditjinn · 5 months

"you do the big head, I'll do the little head"

pelanderfunk · 5 months

Glitch in the Matrix.

reddit_user13 · 5 months

I don't know, but I'm next!

badst33l · 5 months

maybe rigamortis was setting in...

psychoticdream · 5 months

The one on the left is giving cpr the one on the right is a blonde.

Trolled1 · 5 months

Second pair of lips?

[deleted] · 5 months

it right?

Cameroon62 · 5 months

If this was yesterday, I just hope he got steak afterwards.

hochahoke87 · 5 months

I don't understand why you're asking questions. Does it matter what the second girl is doing?

eatingham · 5 months

It took me a while to realise that the other girl was giving CPR...

Alphy11 · 5 months

Having a sweet ass

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