this post was submitted on
358 points (67% like it)
694 up votes 336 down votes

funny

subscribe2,420,328 readers

7,141 users here now

PLEASE, No posts with their sole purpose being to communicate with another redditor. Click for an Example.


Welcome to r/Funny:

You may only post if you are funny.

Please No:

  • Screenshots of reddit comment threads. Post a link with context to /r/bestof or /r/defaultgems if from a default subreddit instead.

  • Posts for the specific point of it being your reddit birthday.

  • Politics - This includes the 2012 Presidential candidates or bills in congress.

  • Rage comics - Go to /fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu instead.

  • Memes - Go to /r/AdviceAnimals or /r/Memes instead.

  • Demotivational posters - Go to /r/Demotivational instead.

  • Pictures of just text - Make a self post instead.

  • DAE posts - Go to /r/doesanybodyelse

  • eCards - the poll result was 55.02% in favor of removal. Please submit eCards to /r/ecards

  • URL shorteners - No link shorteners (or HugeURL) in either post links or comments. They will be deleted regardless of intent.

Rehosted webcomics will be removed. Please submit a link to the original comic's site and preferably an imgur link in the comments. Do not post a link to the comic image, it must be linked to the page of the comic. (*) (*)

Need more? Check out:

Still need more? See Reddit's best / worst and offensive joke collections (warning: some of those jokes are offensive / nsfw!).


Please DO NOT post personal information. This includes anything hosted on Facebook's servers, as they can be traced to the original account holder.


If your submission appears to be banned, please don't just delete it as that makes the filter hate you! Instead please send us a message with a link to the post. We'll unban it and it should get better. Please allow 10 minutes for the post to appear before messaging moderators


The moderators of /r/funny reserve the right to moderate posts and comments at their discretion, with regard to their perception of the suitability of said posts and comments for this subreddit. Thank you for your understanding.


CSS - BritishEnglishPolice ©2011

a community for

reddit is a source for what's new and popular online. vote on links that you like or dislike and help decide what's popular, or submit your own! learn more ›

all 24 comments

[–]chaos2011 21 points22 points ago

Oh there is a video with lots of upvotes on r/videos? Better make a gif of a funny part about it and post it the next day for karma.

[–]m_ell 9 points10 points ago

I'm only upvoting because I'm currently eating a popsicle. FYI, Pineapple > Dick.

[–]SimilarImage 14 points15 points ago

Age User Title Reddit Cmnt Points
1 week akaT_1000 I've got two girls; fuck my life. NSFW here 8 75
5 days man_gomer_lot Next on Mawry: here 5 27

This is an automated response

FAQ | Send Feedback | Report Error

[–]theTruth_PutSimply 2 points3 points ago

Upvote because when I watched the original video it was a tossup between this line and the Rihanna line that I found funniest.

[–]tommy2712 3 points4 points ago

What about, "When i get bored, I drink doooog piss!" or "...and I'm pregnant as FUCK"

[–]theTruth_PutSimply 1 point2 points ago

are you coming on to me?

oh wait, the video...right. hahaha. so many good lines in there.

[–]girlscantfight 3 points4 points ago

... this will be everywhere .. and damnit..i just don't find it funny.. I wish I could, .. but I just don't find this little bit funny..

[–]SaganAllMyLoveForYou 1 point2 points ago

It sucks that you're being downvoted but I totally agree with you. I didn't even half crack a smile throughout the original video. I just grimaced.

[–]Auberiah 1 point2 points ago

Please tell me that's not really what she said, and I'm just lip-reading it because I read it first....

[–]chaos2011 4 points5 points ago

It's a parody video, that was posted yesterday in r/videos -_-

[–]Auberiah 4 points5 points ago

oh. thank god... kind of.

still kind of disappointed in kids.

[–]Mikulak25 1 point2 points ago

No! Be happy that she's got enough brains to satire these dumb children. Even if it's in a crude way.

[–]Auberiah 1 point2 points ago

I'm more sad that the situation is out there to satire.

[–]macfak 0 points1 point ago

Is she supposed to look pregnant?

[–]jellyshoes11 0 points1 point ago

That's Shane Dawson cousin. :)

[–]thuhnc 0 points1 point ago

That does not sound delicious.

[–]xWhackoJacko 0 points1 point ago

South park beat this parody to the punch. By like....5 years.

[–]Trogdorocks 0 points1 point ago

Yeah I found out about the gif 2 days after the video was posted in the comment section.

[–]jonra 0 points1 point ago

shes either pregnant or has a huge boob in the middle of her chest.

[–]wantmywings 0 points1 point ago

I can't stop watching this LOL

[–]vvvvvvvvvvirtualhead -1 points0 points ago

I love Shane Dawson

[–]ginger_tom -2 points-1 points ago

flavour*

[–]fr00bl3t -1 points0 points ago

America, non-conservative where they should be conservative. And vice-versa.

[–]fr00bl3t -2 points-1 points ago

Yea, and my favourite type of fish taco is pussy.