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[–]TehSquid 214 points215 points ago

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[–]AAjax 183 points184 points ago

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[–]Itchy_Back 64 points65 points ago

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This video is fantastic. How have I never heard of this guy before?

Also why was everyone so pissed at him? I feel like I'm missing some context.

[–]AAjax 104 points105 points ago*

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He is actually quite an awesome person. Never been a huge fan of his music, but a huge fan all the same.

Edit:

"Also why was everyone so pissed at him? I feel like I'm missing some context."

Its a gathering of juggalos. If there is a logic there outside of titties and faygo it eludes me.

[–]Vandey 40 points41 points ago

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gathering is too humanising.

[–]luksy 111 points112 points ago

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I think the collective noun is a lobotomy of Juggalos.

[–]runningoutofwords 10 points11 points ago

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Somebody call the O.E.D.! This MUST become canon.

[–]Post_op_FTM 9 points10 points ago

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the problem is, it's a "non-lobotomy" of jugga-whats?

[–]booooooooooooosh 9 points10 points ago

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Magnets?

[–]scottzophrenic 1 point2 points ago

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1.21 JUGGA-WHATS?!?!

[–]StingoRarr 1 point2 points ago

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wild pack of juggalos.

[–]Pulviriza 10 points11 points ago

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[–][deleted] 24 points25 points ago

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How can you not be a fan of his music? It's like getting hit by a party truck full of awesome.

[–]ExChristian1 24 points25 points ago

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PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD

[–]pants_with_a_fan 15 points16 points ago

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BREATHE IN BREATHE OUT BREATHE IN BREATHE OUT BREATHE IN BREATHE OUT BREATHE IN BREATHE OUT BREATHE IN BREATHE OUT BREATHE IN BREATHE OUT

[–]1137 9 points10 points ago

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WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE

[–]kiriyama_27 14 points15 points ago

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SHE IS BEAUTIFUL, SHE IS BEAUTIFUL, SHE IS BEAUTIFUL, SHE IS BEAUTIFUL. THE GIRL IS BEAUTIFUL!

[–]leaptheman 11 points12 points ago

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THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST

[–]ProfChaos 1 point2 points ago

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I can't believe that this fucking "song" exists. It makes me weep for humanity. It's one small step for man, one giant leap backward for man kind. I'm usually not so binary on a subject but anybody who likes this "song" I immediately disrespect and I have no problem saying that I'm better than them.

[–]Pulviriza 8 points9 points ago

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[–]Switche 6 points7 points ago

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I agree, but that set was pretty sad. It was just him doing his hilarious party moves alone on a stage with his music playing.

Are all his sets like that?

[–]barrelsmasher 4 points5 points ago

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Nah usually there is a wheelchair.

[–]WezVC 2 points3 points ago

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I'd only really heard Party Hard but after hearing some songs in that video all I can say is that you just described it perfectly.

[–]opusinwub 1 point2 points ago

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"Never been a huge fan of his music"

Try starting out your mornings with "Party Hard" queued. I did this for a few months last year, and let me tell ya... my days were pretty awesome.

[–]AAjax 1 point2 points ago

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I will give it a try:)

[–]CJ_Guns 39 points40 points ago

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He's fucking awesome. I met him when he did a motivational speech at my school.

Also, PARTY HARD.

[–]soapdealer 28 points29 points ago

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Here's an epic interview with him from 10 years ago. Guy asks him if he considers himself "cool," he responds with amazing 20 page life-story answer:

http://www.avclub.com/articles/andrew-wk,13766/

I've been a gigantic fan since. What an amazing person.

And if you're not following his twitter account I don't even know what to say.

[–]Captain_Generous 4 points5 points ago

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I am not a fan of twitter in general, but his twitter is hilarious. Cracked did an article on it a while back. Its so ridiculously awesome.

[–]calm_collective 9 points10 points ago

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[–]Berdu 4 points5 points ago

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He's a great person, here's something Stdruler posted to /r/music about a week ago: http://www.reddit.com/r/Music/comments/qkov0/some_sound_advise_from_andrew_wk/

[–]DesignMyself 2 points3 points ago

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Let's get him to do an AMA.

[–]EatMyNutella 1 point2 points ago

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Thank you for sharing this. I thoroughly enjoyed every bit of it.

[–]blueseadragon 1 point2 points ago

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Great article. I've been avoiding anything to do with Twitter, but now I'll create an account just to follow him and worthy people like Neil deGrasse Tyson, Brent Spiner, Wil Wheaton, Stephen Colbert, etc.

[–]pants_with_a_fan 42 points43 points ago

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I was wondering, when it's time to party how I should party? Many thanks for clearing this up for me.

[–]amiez 19 points20 points ago

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When it's time to party, you should ALWAYS party hard. Hope this answers above question.

[–]pants_with_a_fan 8 points9 points ago

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ALWAYS?

[–]grrrrv 9 points10 points ago

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Always.

[–]pants_with_a_fan 12 points13 points ago

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Noted. Currently partying hard while typing.

[–]lord_nougat 1 point2 points ago

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Good thing your pants have a fan!

[–]jollyrogerer 0 points1 point ago

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always party hard

[–]pants_with_a_fan 1 point2 points ago

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Always party hard? What about when I need to take a dump? Should I party hard then?

[–]DeadAxS 5 points6 points ago

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You should poop the most epic poop there ever was. Also you should party while doing your taxes, while doing homework, you should party & find the party everywhere you go. You can't find the party? BE THE PARTY! Long live the party!

[–]Jaf207 1 point2 points ago

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Party poop

[–]Reedthebag 1 point2 points ago

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Its always a party when you poop.... No matter what

[–]PunkRockGeoff 4 points5 points ago

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I drank with him once. Very motivational until the 12?th round of shots.

[–]F0REM4N 3 points4 points ago

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I know this song from Madden only. It was stuck in my head for an entire fall.

[–]wolfvision 1 point2 points ago

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is he as charming in real life as he is on TV?

[–]gorillaprojects 2 points3 points ago

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Completely

[–]Jaegs 13 points14 points ago

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[–]myatomicgard3n 1 point2 points ago

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I actually saw them live one time with my friends. This must have been during this time, he rocked harder in a wheelchair than most bands I see standing up.

[–]raawrcupcakes 17 points18 points ago

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They're just juggalos, man. They like to watch people rap while wearing face paint. And they're known for throwing things. You should see what they did to Tila Tequila (which, I mean, hard to choose a side there).

[–]IZ3820 4 points5 points ago

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He's probably one of my favorite musicians, not because I'm a fan of his music, but because he's more outgoing than any other musician I've ever met.

[–]Generallysceptical 5 points6 points ago

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I do wonder if it's to do with the persistent internet rumours that Andrew W.K. is a persona managed by big business. You can see the type of thing I'm talking about here, which is on the more moderate end of the paranoia spectrum.

It's actually quite interesting and parallels the recent Lana Del Rey furore regarding musical authenticity, but I'd imagine these juggalo types might take it as an affront to their pure musical sensibilities.

[–]MicroDigitalAwaker 1 point2 points ago

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I feel that this is the sport to say while Andrew W.K. is an awesome guy who just wants everyone partying together all the time; he does have a live action show on Cartoon Network

[–]CompoundAce 2 points3 points ago

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Yeah, I wanna know why there's all the hate too!

[–]roicecraft 6 points7 points ago

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He probably tried to explain how a magnet works. They don't get it.

[–]yellowpride 5 points6 points ago

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[–]monopixel 2 points3 points ago*

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People are pissed because they don't like his music. One reason they don't like his music is because they think all of his songs sound the same.

edit: Oh why, thanks for the love guys. This is what I hear when people say why they don't like his music. I guess I deserved this for trying to answer someones question :D

[–]dermballs 1 point2 points ago

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Andrew WK parties hard. Check his Twitter feed. The guy loves partying more than a mother loves her child.

[–]Mr_A 12 points13 points ago

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Honest question here - where was the trolling in that video? It seemed like he was just trying to put on a happy, positive themed show. Was it trolling because ICP fans don't like to be happy?

Or was the trolling in what he was singing? Because I couldn't make any of that out except for the word "Party". Was he singing that ICP fans are dumb or something, but in a happy way?

[–]AAjax 12 points13 points ago

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I think he is far too nice of a guy to be intentionally trolling them in the way you might think. But being positive and charging forward in the face of juggalo madness should be considered a higher order troll, perhaps a byproduct when positive vibes run up against a sweaty covered in grape faygo hoard. Its not his fault, it just the nature of the equation.

[–]madcaesar 2 points3 points ago

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Wait...so he was actually genuinely trying...and they were total dicks to him? That makes me sad :( I thought he was just fucking with them hard, and I was loving it! I don't like your version....

[–]holocarst 5 points6 points ago

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What? Who doesn't like AWK? Though his voice and perfomance has been better, probably due to lack of real band.

[–]monopixel 9 points10 points ago

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It is about family dude! And fucking other people up that you don't like! After watching American Juggalo I just thought 'no you aren't a misunderstood subculture', you are just a bunch of fucking idiots. Whoop whoop.

[–]socoje 2 points3 points ago

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FUCK NO!

Edit: Actually yeah, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to say that.

[–]MstrKief 1 point2 points ago

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Why is everyone pissed at him? I don't get it :\

[–]Nefeera 1 point2 points ago

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That is brilliant.

[–]andash 2 points3 points ago

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Watching his music videos I'm not so convinced he is trolling. Is he really? It seems like that's his kind of music, some kind of absurd.. pop.. metal. Perhaps he's just way too meta for me, anyway always fun to see confused juggalos.

[–]jlmorris 5 points6 points ago*

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I think he is trolling, because any normal musician would be like, "OK, they actively hate me, they're throwing shit at me, they want me gone, so I'll just be happy and dance and sing like an idiot, and there's not much else they can do about it."

Eventually he needed to be escorted off of the stage because he was just inciting them with his super positivity, and I'm sure he knew he was doing it.

Edit: OK, the previous statement has been proven wrong.

[–]andash 33 points34 points ago*

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Seems he pretty much really wasn't:

AWK: They said it was an insurance reason, that I had to be removed from the stage for my own safety. I think when people were launching bottle rockets and large boulders, they decided that for my own welfare-- and the welfare of the insurance company-- that it was best to stop. That was really wild. I didn't realize it during the show, but I have to take their word for it that it was. Afterward, the next day, I realized I was covered in bruises. I didn't feel anything like that happening during the show. Once I start playing-- I'm sure many people relate to this-- I go into a place that's so driven by adrenaline and by the music that there's a superhuman state that you're in-- not necessarily above human, but definitely using all your resources. It's a very athletic, physical place to be. I wasn't processing everything that was happening.

http://pitchfork.com/news/36449-andrew-wk-talks-pianos-explosions-juggalos-and-other-ways-to-party/

Fun either way, just think people should be aware if it is intentional "trolling" or not

[–]jhrace2 4 points5 points ago

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Thing is ... he has that super positivity at every show, even when they love him.

[–]dermballs 1 point2 points ago

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He has also released an album of Japanese pop covers. He is just a super guy. There is no secret, he just is always party.

[–]nuxenolith 1 point2 points ago

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That was A.W.K.ward.

[–]IM_THE_DECOY 1 point2 points ago

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sigh .....fuck I hate juggalos.

[–][deleted] 2 points3 points ago

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TIL jugglos. Also, they have terrible aim.

[–]slumsquirrel 6 points7 points ago

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TIL jugglos have lots of food all the time.

[–]Sirusavath 17 points18 points ago

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I'm not a fan of his music, but as a person I think he's great. He's hilarious and has a pretty fantastic outlook on life.

[–]TheCuntDestroyer 5 points6 points ago

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Ooo! Ooo! Do me next!

[–]tekimeki 1 point2 points ago

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With a name like that, who wouldn't?

[–]RugerRedhawk 1 point2 points ago

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Cunts

[–]Incredible_Mandible 1 point2 points ago

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I'm not a fan of his music, but as a person I think he's great.

This is a theme that I see echoed by people constantly, and it makes me happy.

[–]Kidmaker7 7 points8 points ago

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You know, I thought it was that guy.

Sad thing that I haven't heard his music in forever....

[–]jsake 9 points10 points ago

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To this day, one of the very best mosh pits I've ever been in. That guy knows showmanship

[–]tarantulus 8 points9 points ago

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yep, his music may not be deep or intellectual, but it's a damn good party and everyone is invited!

[–]mr_wowtrousers 1 point2 points ago

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This. I saw him at the Big Day Out a couple of years back after a recommendation for a friend. I was watching some sad emo pop music from a band that had a one hit wonder that was not representative of the rest of their music and it was the time of the afternoon when the low strength "festival beer" was wearing off and I looked at my schedule . . . Hmmm, Andrew W K. Alrighty.

Man, am I glad I did that. Awesomely ridiculous stadium party fun music. I loved it. This is the one and only circle pit I have ever been in:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_E8ScFvDJJ0

Brings a smile to my face watching it again.

[–]crashnburn753 1 point2 points ago

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I don't understand mosh pits. People just... shove each other around in a circle?

[–]DoubleBassPlease 2 points3 points ago

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Sounds like you understand them just fine. I think it has a lot to do with the adrenaline rush.

[–]tophatpete 6 points7 points ago

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Did you ever read about the whole Steev Mike accusation thing? It's strange, and AWK's responses to it are even more strange: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrew_W.K#.22Steev_Mike.22_accusation

[–]TaargusTaargus 1 point2 points ago

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Yes! This is so odd and fascinating. I wonder what the real story is.

[–]hypnotoadglory 4 points5 points ago*

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He is utterly, utterly awesome. If you ever ever get the chance to see him perform live. GO! Just fucking go. I saw him in Sydney Australia last year, and fuck me, he is just awesome, awesome fun. Plus the girl he brought was amazingly hot. I'll find a pic...

edit found it - (You really have to see this chick in action, it's not so much her looks, but her attitude that's smoking hot) another

[–]BlueMunky 1 point2 points ago

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That's his wife Cherie Lily.

[–][deleted] 5 points6 points ago

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From the comments:

AWK is the man. Just channeling the rage an frustration we all deal with listening to this pop bullshit pablum. Do whatever the fuck you want with your tiny little idiot cock as long as you murder every Goldman-Sachs employee you see.

Oh Youtube...

[–]makattak88 4 points5 points ago

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I proceeded to watch everything Andrew W.K.

[–]ekib 5 points6 points ago

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party hard!

[–]Sgt_Hero 217 points218 points ago*

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What the fuck is wrong with people? Why on earth would you wanna be on the phone with your ex? Masochism at its best right there.

EDIT: Oh okay. If kids are involved, then that's a different story.

[–]implicate 157 points158 points ago

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Kids.

[–]jsake 89 points90 points ago

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As a kid with an ex, I can confirm this.

[–]therealjag 16 points17 points ago

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Dont you mean an ex with a kid?

[–]jsake 41 points42 points ago

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No, thank Jeevus

[–]wothcloth 1 point2 points ago

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That's the jokr

[–]nicolauz 2 points3 points ago

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I remember passing notes in Middle School. After three notes it's official man !!

[–]FUCK_YOUR_EX 18 points19 points ago

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I like you.

[–]el_oyente 16 points17 points ago

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Lesson: Don't have kids with someone unless you're really sure. Trust me.

[–]Dascandy 2 points3 points ago

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You can't see dementia, brain aneurysms, strokes or similar things coming. They change a person so fundamentally that they may become incompatible with you.

[–]el_oyente 7 points8 points ago

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True, but I should have seen the crazy train a'comin.

[–][deleted] 3 points4 points ago

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Crazy train's a comin', Comin' round the bend.

[–]tjsfive 1 point2 points ago

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I ain't seen the sane side since...I don't know when.

[–]albequirky 2 points3 points ago

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Those are very rare compared to other factors that drive couples apart.

[–]Anesthesiakk 6 points7 points ago

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I know some people are still friends with their exes as there are some circumstances where it's ok. But ffs.. there's a reason you two broke up. Cut the chord already.

That being said.. some people are just better off as friends. But if you're calling each other every day to "talk" you're getting the downfalls of a relationship (listening to your ex blabber on about some bullshit) without any of the perks (sex).

[–]Nawara_Ven 7 points8 points ago

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Cut the chord already.

Ex band-mate?

[–]bitch_im_a_lion 2 points3 points ago

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However, if you had kids with that Ex, you usually have to talk to them if it's regarding the kids.

[–]universl 0 points1 point ago

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Some people aren't 19 year old college students and actually have adult responsibilities that keeps them in contact with an ex.

[–]smile_e_face 1 point2 points ago

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That's what they get for breaking the Platinum Rule.

[–]jobeale 2 points3 points ago

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Because making them pull that face is brilliant.

[–]colourofawesome 2 points3 points ago

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An ex had my TV, took like 5 phone calls to get that thing back. I did the WK face everytime.

[–]gonzofish 1 point2 points ago

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My first thought was "But...ex...why...". I'll assume everyone had that reaction.

[–]laverns 1 point2 points ago

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What the fuck is wrong with people?

and you, what is wrong with you?

[–]ZeekySantos 0 points1 point ago

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He has the sense not to talk to an ex.

[–]laverns 1 point2 points ago

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Meaning, if his ex has his children, he has the 'sense' to not get to seem them aswell? hmmm

[–]ZeekySantos 1 point2 points ago

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I think that's the difference between "want to be" and "have to be" there.

EDIT: I speak of speaking to the ex, not of attitudes to kids.

[–]Say_what_you_see 17 points18 points ago

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That's my face when a woman at work talks about her kids.

[–]gonenova 1 point2 points ago

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Likewise.

[–]DeathStarDriveBy 59 points60 points ago

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I used to have an alarm clock / cd player that let you choose a track as your alarm.

Woke up to "It's Time To Party" every day for the better part of a year. No one hits "snooze" once that jam grabs your balls.

Best year of my life.

[–]Ghili 8 points9 points ago

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Lol, completely O/T, what was the model of the clock?

[–]DeathStarDriveBy 72 points73 points ago

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Ugh...I honestly just spent 20 minutes scouring google images (with about 10 different search phrasings) for a picture of my old alarm clock and it infuriates me that I can't find it. So I drew a picture of it to the best of my memory.

(I may have made it overly concave)

[–]Ghili 13 points14 points ago

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Damn dude, that's some dedication. I realized I can just use my smartphone, but that's too conveniently placed under my pillow. and I can insta-snooze it for good :/

[–]DeathStarDriveBy 41 points42 points ago

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Yeah...that's why these days I use my smartphone as my "Hey...hey buddy...pssst...hey buddy you might wanna wake up around now" alarm to which I respond "NNG 10 MRR MINNTS". A similar (read: identical) scene plays out every 10 minutes for about 40 minutes until my "Way Across The Room Legit Alarm Clock", aka the Not Fuckin Around Clock (which is a badass Walmart Batman clock), goes off and unceremoniously devastates my sleep-hymen like the sociopathic captain of a football team that never sleeps.

[–]Ghili 6 points7 points ago

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That was some eloquent imagery. And I loved every second of it.

[–]GroovyTrout 5 points6 points ago

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Your snoozing habits and mine are very similar, the only difference being that after my not-fucking-around across-the-room goes off, I get up, snooze it, crawl back in to bed for 9 more sweet, sleepy minutes. I have a series of 3 alarms that go off 20 seconds apart in different areas of my room, and am still 30 minutes late every day.

:(

[–]DeathStarDriveBy 5 points6 points ago

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I fall back asleep in the shower.
Muscle memory gets me there, ice cold water wakes me up.

Waking up and shampooing in those conditions is tantamount to self-flagellation in both discomfort and perceived penance.

[–]slickapotamus 3 points4 points ago

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That drawing is awesome!

[–]photon45 9 points10 points ago

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Ah the subtle reminders of why they are your ex...

[–]elsoldadodado 22 points23 points ago

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Can't believe the interviewer kept his cool. I would've lost it.

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[–]ramsay_baggins 7 points8 points ago

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That. Is. Amazing.

[–]AdrianBrony 11 points12 points ago

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in the video you could hear people laughing in the background and the guy himself was almost starting to lose it.

[–]Troggie42 5 points6 points ago

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Red Eye is the only thing on fox news channel I will watch. It's pretty good to pop it on every once in a while.

[–]BobsBud 1 point2 points ago

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Red Eye is great! This isn't even very funny as far as the show goes. More ppl should watch!

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[–]i_practice_santeria 107 points108 points ago

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ah, the old anus in the potato.

[–]danguro 9 points10 points ago

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[–]i_practice_santeria 19 points20 points ago

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Holy crap! That's an excellent song. Thanks for sharing!

[–]danguro 1 point2 points ago

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Your name automatically reminded me of it. It shall from now on be tagged as your theme song

[–]i_practice_santeria 6 points7 points ago

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Ha, I was kidding. It's where my name comes from. I also get at least a reply a day asking if I have a crystal ball.

[–]DigitalChocobo 2 points3 points ago

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Do you?

[–]i_practice_santeria 3 points4 points ago

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shifty eyes who wants to know?

[–]Cobarde 1 point2 points ago

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I'd like to know where you got the original million dollars that you ended up spending.

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[–]Pillow_Starcraft 8 points9 points ago

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[–]Dascandy 12 points13 points ago

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Gives a whole new meaning to that hand gesture he's making.

[–]Slim01111 6 points7 points ago

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He should write another song with "party" in the lyrics

[–]sociallyawkwardpoet 35 points36 points ago

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repost: relove

[–]PureFlame 19 points20 points ago

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DM;W.K

[–]silly_pineapple 4 points5 points ago

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That was beautiful. You really have a way with words.

[–]muzzman32 4 points5 points ago

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had this very look on my face when my ex rang me today. Its amazing how uninteresting the ex becomes after you've stopped going out with them. Then again...were they ever really that interesting?

[–]gonenova 1 point2 points ago

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at one time...

[–]BaconSquared 1 point2 points ago

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Their genitals were.

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[–]loufilerman 2 points3 points ago

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AmA Andrew W.K.? Lets summon this man great man to the conversation. i think i might post a request on /r/IAmA support if you would like to hear from him!

[–]jnash7 2 points3 points ago

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I've seen this gif 1000 times, this title made it funny once again. Thank you.

[–]FUCK_YOUR_EX 2 points3 points ago

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This is how I feel about all your ex's.

[–]Incredible_Mandible 2 points3 points ago

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"No matter what you do, no matter where you go, no matter how much you love your job, your dog, your wife, your kids... you will never love anything as much as Andrew W.K loves partying."

-Blatantly stolen from a Cracked article somewhere

[–]liamwot1 2 points3 points ago

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oh my god I haven't laughed so hard in a while.

[–]DesignMyself 2 points3 points ago

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Can we get Andrew W.K. to do an AMA?

[–]lumdumpling 2 points3 points ago

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Hands down, one of my favorite people of all time. Fuck yeah, Andrew W.K.!

[–]Miningforwillpower 4 points5 points ago

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My question is: why are you on the phone with your ex in the first place?

[–]revchu 6 points7 points ago

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Sometimes you just forget what a constricted chest and hot tears streaming down your face feels like.

[–]soulonfire 1 point2 points ago

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Kids.

[–]gonenova 0 points1 point ago

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Exactly.

[–]BringTheYoutube 0 points1 point ago

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The phone is so impersonal. You can't kill and rape someone over the phone.

[–]Highest_Cactus 1 point2 points ago

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Now I'm even more mad that I missed the show he played on Sunday. I wasn't even doing anything, i just totally spaced on the date :(

[–]Frankeh 1 point2 points ago

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[–]LimpanaxLU 1 point2 points ago

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Andrew WK :D

[–]paremiamoutza 1 point2 points ago

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When I'm on the phone with my ex: "So, what are you wearing?..."

[–]gonenova 1 point2 points ago

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Pretty much the ONLY thing you should be discussing with an ex.

[–]Testicle_Festival 1 point2 points ago

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More like on the phone with sallie Mae.

[–]OklahomaHoss 1 point2 points ago

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Well, I guess Reddit will pummel me mercilessly for asking this..but who is Andrew W.K.? Is a heavy metal band member or something?

[–]Eminemsdaddy12 1 point2 points ago

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I like your style

[–]r_slash_reactiongifs 1 point2 points ago

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I want you in me so bad.

[–]zavackibird 1 point2 points ago

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AWK>juggalos....well, Everying>Juggalos

[–]Kotev 2 points3 points ago

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He probably just want fun.

[–]kittypurpurwooo 7 points8 points ago

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He probably just want party hard.

[–]54MProductions 1 point2 points ago

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If Jens Kidman had hair....

[–]my_tactless_opinion 1 point2 points ago

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I guess the question is, why are you on your phone with your ex anyways?

Are you lonesome? Do you miss the way her hair flowed across your pillows at night? Is she a femme fatale?

[–]sinking_beer 1 point2 points ago

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Best use of this gif I can remember!

[–]icockblock 0 points1 point ago

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Fuck the ex

[–]annelisemonte 5 points6 points ago

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Some people do.

[–]N04H 0 points1 point ago

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That moment was priceless

[–]hemphock 0 points1 point ago

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Related: Andrew W.K.'s intense arm workout routine http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVb8gNFZmrY

[–]lizardking99 0 points1 point ago

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Party hard!

[–]furenchitoasto 0 points1 point ago

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anyone else turn up the volume expecting to hear sound?

[–]avatar2k 0 points1 point ago

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That's the best I've ever seen. :)

[–]Xuber 0 points1 point ago

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Couldn't agree more. Well done.

[–]DookyKing3000 0 points1 point ago

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That dude was funny as hell when he was on Love Line

[–]Gr8namepicker 0 points1 point ago

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Am I the only one who thinks of "HeatoN The One and Only" when I hear Andrew WK?

[–]jakedobson 0 points1 point ago

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When it's time to yawn....

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When asked what his favorite part about life is, AWK said "every part." He's the man.

[–]dubadub 0 points1 point ago

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Click!

[–]TheNuggetMonsta 0 points1 point ago

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TV's andy levy FTW!!!

[–]drquibley 0 points1 point ago

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This is more me when I am talking to my mother. Thats what I thought the title of the post was at first. lol'd hard