/fit/ gives advice on how to fight

iodotsys · 6 months

Be careful not to confuse it with wololo, or else he may become your ally (and change colour).

[deleted] · 6 months

roll on back and effect a cat's defensive posture. keeping your fingers splayed and toes pointed, kick sharply outward at your opponent to ensure they keep a safe distance.

if they do get in close, deliver powerful kicks to the abdomen and crotch and alternate with quick swipes to the head with fingers, digging into whatever orifice you can find when they double-over in pain/laughter

--source: pissed off cat once

ThatsSciencetastic · 6 months

100% effective

I've used this technique many times

iwishyoucouldswim · 6 months

I could barely read the entire thing I was laughing so hard

mongzords · 6 months

never change /fit/

ase8913 · 6 months

Really expected an age of empires joke here.

redditpostlogin · 6 months

I can't be the only one who tried it, and couldn't get through one WOLOLOLO without laughing hysterically.

Crapaholic · 6 months

I believe this technique is called the zoidberg

cunninglinguist · 6 months

I am literately am cry-laughing trying to get through this.

TooSlyForYou · 6 months

Fucking predictable.

UncleTogie · 6 months

Me, I start stripping down. When the pants start to come off, they usually ask WTF?
Answer "I always get nekkid when I throw down." Problem solved.
No one wants to fight nekkid guys.

erniesplumbing · 6 months

I actually had to get out of bed so my suppressed laughter wouldn't wake anyone up!

scoularis · 6 months

I wolol'ed.

LegendZZary · 6 months

That is one of the funniest fucking things I have read in a looooooong time.

Goatlad · 6 months

This needs SHITloads more comments

EDIT: As i rarely am in a position where i must stifle laughs at my work desk lol

Quacktastic92 · 6 months

"gets in your face"

Reggae4Triceratops · 6 months

this was the greatest thing ever read man.

pmanly · 6 months

lolwut

Enzodbr9 · 6 months

OP owes me a new keyboard. It wasn't cereal, it was piss.

TL/DR- I came

Crossfox17 · 6 months

This is the funniest thing I have ever read. I am going to print this out and tape it up all over my town so others can share in its hilarity.

TornadoPuppies · 6 months

I learned from Jersey shore if anyone ever wants to fight you just start going bat shit insane and punch walls and headbutt things until you blackout.

ZeusMcFly · 6 months

If he's in your face and beaking off at you say: "I'm sorry what?" really submissively and when he opens his big mouth again you head butt him in the fucking teeth, I have never lost a fight in my life.

Wshankspear · 6 months

I was expecting a Mortal Combat or Age of Empires reference.

Articuno · 6 months

So does anyone know what to actually do in this situation?

PleaseWithC · 6 months

If this is your first time at Fight Club, you MUST shit your pants.

Cry_Havoc · 6 months

I was drunk with one of my buddies at our first college party when he got in a fight with someone bigger than him. He told me to scare him off, so I got naked and threatened to fight him, hopping around on one leg and just being incoherent.

Hell, it works.

Liek_Mudkipz · 6 months

10/10 died

montagv3 · 6 months

I prefer to go with the "stair in their eyes while slowly starting to gyrate your hips into a humping motion as you slowly lick your lips while quietly letting out satisfying moans" tactic.

AwsumOpossum · 6 months

As a fencer, I can give testament to how effective this technique really is.

nicholaaaas · 6 months

Is shitting yourself the new "it" thing?

Pillagerguy · 6 months

I always read the last line second, just to see where the crazy train is going.

ShelvinCox · 6 months

I think that one Hey Arnold episode where Arnold is about to get his ass beat and brings a boombox to the fight and starts freaking out totally made people believe these kind of things work.

SaxyTimeReloaded · 6 months

WOLOLO!!!!!!!!!!

leo420 · 6 months

Bucking frilliant!!!!

mindwhirl · 6 months

First 4chan post I've up voted.

Pollydora · 6 months

Works for me.

grilledpandas · 2 months

Can we get a video of someone doing this?

themauwinator · 19 days

10/10

Baginni · 15 days

My favourite 4chan post by fat

jetaimemina · 6 months

flex your traps and your core

lmao

The_Wayfairer · 6 months

hahahahahahahahaha holy shit.

GotMyFrogHatOn · 6 months

OH MAN ON MAN 4 CHAN IS SOOO FUNNY LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

makkawaffel · 6 months

I love how despite this wasn't /b/, the sick and twisted mindset resonates throughout just about every 4chan board

l0l_cabbage · 3 months

OP delivered.

hankmcfee · 6 months

how did this bullshit get on the frontpage

betterpc · 6 months

Can you give us a link to original post, good man?

magister0 · 6 months

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